Sheryl talks about Lance but doesn’t

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2013 18:47:22 January 23, 2013 18:47:22
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Have you noticed that all of Lance Armstrong’s loves look the same? Or, more precisely, they all look very similar to Kristin Armstrong, his first wife? Sheryl Crow and Tori Burch in particular have the same face.  Lance is a very, very good liar and bully, but you know what he doesn’t get enough credit for? Lance, amazingly, fell exclusively for very discreet women. Full Story

Can’t Unsee: Benedict Cumberbatch edition

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 23, 2013 18:02:06 January 23, 2013 18:02:06

In a piece of fantastical timing, I had no sooner defended my crush on Benedict Cumberbatch (again), than Dreamworks released the first still from The Fifth Estate, showing Cumberbatch in character as Wikileaks founder Julian Assange. Cannot unsee. Look, if Benedict Cumberbatch is not your flavor, I get it. Full Story

Would Gwyneth approve?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2013 17:42:02 January 23, 2013 17:42:02
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Cameron Diaz arrived in Miami on Monday. Not sure why but... hopefully not to get in front of Alex Rodriguez. Her friend Leonardo DiCaprio is there too though and they’ve been known to hang out and, you know, do what they do, casually, without commitment, when there are no other options... But would Gwyneth Paltrow approve? The UK Sun Full Story

Justified 4.3: “Something ain’t right”

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 23, 2013 17:31:05 January 23, 2013 17:31:05
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Justified, Season 4, Episode 3 recap. Timothy Olyphant went on Conan. The result was pretty spectacular -- see video below. He is the coolest person alive. So we’re skipping over the Raylan/Hot Lindsey/Hot Lindsey’s husband situation to pick up with Boyd dropping in on Preacher Billy’s sister, Cassie. Full Story

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Slum Bear & Jason Statham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2013 17:19:12 January 23, 2013 17:19:12
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JLO’s been all over New York promoting Parker this week, in varying outfits, clearly loving the attention. That’s who she is, right? Even when she’s selling sh-t she doesn’t mind. Because she’s out there, and people want to talk to her, and she gets to talk about herself, and in this case in particular, Parker really is a Jason Statham vehicle anyway. Full Story

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Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Richard Blanco looked exhausted, didn’t he? And I would have expected him to. After writing a brilliant poem honouring the American experience to commemorate the second term of America’s first black president, I would have expected him to look the way he did.  Read Full Intro

Leo is exhausted

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2013 21:46:08 January 22, 2013 21:46:08
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Leonardo DiCaprio is exhausted. The man, he works too much. He works too much and too hard on movies. And now, now he needs a break. He needs a long break. He owes that to himself. Leo recently told Bild, a German publication that: "I am a bit drained. I'm now going to take a long, long break. Full Story

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You are not Bruce Willis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2013 21:19:02 January 22, 2013 21:19:02
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But he’s trying... Gerard Butler made another movie. I know! I mean I don’t! I don’t know why they keep hiring him either! This time, as many people have already pointed it, it’s Die Hard except without Bruce Willis, and Gerry Spittles is alone with the bad guys in the White House trying to rescue the President who might be mad at him for not saving his wife, Ashley Judd. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2013 20:52:03 January 22, 2013 20:52:03

How journalists reacted to FLOTUS’s dress. Also, I love saying FLOTUS and POTUS (Dlisted)

It’s always a party when Bill Clinton shows up (The Superficial)

Hollywood Sliding Doors: Kelly Kapowski edition (Too Fab)

Natalie Portman’s baby tote (Pop Sugar)

I don’t buy the JGL. I’m sorry, but I don’t (Cele|bitchy)

I missed this at work. F-ck I missed this at work. And everyone said he was tall, lanky, and lovely (Just Jared)

Salma at fashion week in red (Hollywood Tuna)

Something about the way they lit this makes me uncomfortable (Amy Grindhouse)

How many more Channing Tatum baby bump photos will we have to endure??? (Popoholic)

Shailene Woodley still dresses like the girl with the weird foot glove (Go Fug Yourself)
 

How Hot Harry on a Horse pees off the helicopter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2013 18:29:42 January 22, 2013 18:29:42
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you imagine the Queen’s face? Her grandson, the third in line to her throne, is giving an OFFICIAL interview, inside an Apache helicopter, about pulling his dick out during a mission and letting it go because he can’t hold it anymore. Dude, if Captain Wales, a proper royal, can talk about weeing and peeing, I will TALK ABOUT MY POO ALL I WANT. Full Story

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Sasha Fierce Lite

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2013 17:42:03 January 22, 2013 17:42:03
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Beyonce was remarkably restrained yesterday at the inauguration, don’t you think? Just imagine what it could have been: Instead of opening her number with her back to the million, legs spread apart, and an ass jiggle followed by a hair whip before singing the first bars of The Star Spangled Banner, Beysus surveyed her people majestically, without a coat on, of course. Full Story

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