June 26, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 26, 2013 13:13:29 June 26, 2013 13:13:29

Julie! Congratulations on your engagement! Shanna says Mark is wonderful and she is thrilled for you. And for Ms Anne B from Gill – “You are the cat's pajamas, the bee's knees, the rib eye on my BBQ. The most selfless person I know - I am so grateful to have you in my life. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2013 20:12:09 June 25, 2013 20:12:09

Very very true. She marries dudes with really weird names (Dlisted)

No more ham for Paula Deen (The Superficial)

Selena’s sister’s first photo shoot (Too Fab)

The Damons at LAX (Pop Sugar)

A Princess at work in the Big Apple (Cele|bitchy)

Was Serena Williams watching this go down? (Just Jared)

Samantha Micelli’s open shirt (Hollywood Tuna)

LOVE what Rosario Dawson did to her hair (Amy Grindhouse)

Jessica Alba’s wearing Gwyneth’s pants (Popoholic)

Yes Allison Janney. YES. (Go Fug Yourself)

Mother Magic at Centre Court

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2013 19:55:31 June 25, 2013 19:55:31
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Our Mother of Magic, JK Rowling, isn’t a carpet whore. She keeps a very, very low profile, even at her own movie premieres. So it’s exciting when she goes out. And she seems to be really into Wimbledon. She and her husband were seated in the Royal Box and watched Serena Williams and Novak Djokovic win their matches today. Full Story

Your next plane movie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2013 19:28:00 June 25, 2013 19:28:00
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I watched Justin Bieber’s Never Say Never on a plane. LOVED it. This was before. Before, you know, now. And don’t knock it until you see it. Because that’s everyone’s reaction…until they see it. So...this is.. This Is Us, One Direction’s version of Never Say Never, but I’m not supposed to say that because both the Beliebers and the Directioners won’t like it. Full Story

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The stars shine on Channing Tatum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2013 18:49:31 June 25, 2013 18:49:31
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I wrote about blind spots in today’s open. Channing Tatum has become my blind spot. As far as I’m concerned right now, Channing Tatum can do no wrong, even if his movie is sh-t. Really. How many people in the last 3 years have played it better than Channing Tatum? Great strategery AND even crazier, he’s NICE. Full Story

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Summer of Idris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2013 17:19:15 June 25, 2013 17:19:15
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Are you thanking me? Because you’re welcome. For Idris Elba. I want you to look at this man. Look. At. This. Man. (And don’t think about his rap-singing.) This man was at Letterman yesterday promoting Luther Season 3. Do you watch Luther? I’m into Luther. Luther is my private, maybe a little pervy, OK a lot pervy, pleasure. Full Story

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Katy holds hands with the Tortured Soul

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2013 16:51:29 June 25, 2013 16:51:29
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Katy Perry and John Mayer were in New York together last night. They hit up the Don Rickles gala. And when they were leaving, they were seen holding hands… to the relief of Twi-Hards everywhere. Was it her public declaration of love? As you know, Katy covers the current issue of Vogue. Full Story

Bardem, Cruz, Diaz, Fassbender, Pitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2013 16:31:37 June 25, 2013 16:31:37
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How would you rank that cast in order of “importance”? Fassbender, on history, given that he’s only been famous (and he’s not THAT famous, considering the rest) for 3 or 4 years or so, would have to come last, right? Alphabetical seems most fair. The film is Ridley Scott’s The Counselor. Full Story

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Ashton Kutcher is Computer Jesus

Sarah Posted by Sarah at June 25, 2013 15:36:11 June 25, 2013 15:36:11

Have you heard Bill Burr’s take on Steve Jobs? If not, you can watch it here. Burr can be pretty incendiary, but I’m kind of with him on his assessment of the Jesusification of Steve Jobs. I do think Jobs was a true visionary and that it was his point of view that guided Apple over the years more than any other—just look how badly the company floundered without him when he was forced out in 1985—but I also get his point about the way Apple was marketed. Full Story