Arguments Are Not Personalities

Duana Posted by Duana at November 1, 2012 18:20:14 November 1, 2012 18:20:14

Nashville Season 1 Episode 4 recap I have an announcement for some of you out there who may be confused: there are many character traits that can make up a complicated, three-dimensional woman. Many. I’m not going to insult you by listing them all. The most interesting are those who are layered, who have more than one aspect to their personalities, who battle internal conflicts between who they are and who they want to be, between where they’ve come from and where they’re heading. Full Story

HBC and Mossed cheekbones

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2012 16:23:19 November 1, 2012 16:23:19
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Here are Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton at Jonathan Ross’s Halloween mega party last night in London. I love her so much. Because - among many other reasons - I’m not actually sure if she’s in costume. Can you be sure she’s in costume? The Wossy party must have been rated PG because Kate Moss brought her kid with her. Full Story

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Gross Hippie Bears

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2012 15:40:28 November 1, 2012 15:40:28

JLo Bear and Slum Bear spent Halloween in Germany on tour. So they dressed up as Hippie Bears and shared photos with the fans. As always, JLO Bear is gorgeous. As always, Slum Bear is vile. Especially the shot of him sliding low in his chair, sucking in his stomach like that makes his cock bigger or something. Full Story

Sailor Girl and a Walking Penis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2012 15:03:49 November 1, 2012 15:03:49
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Avril Lavigne went out for Halloween without fiancé Chad Kroeger last night. I’m sure he enjoyed her costume at home. That sentence was intended to make you dry heave. Like, she’s agreed to marry Chad Kroeger. If you’re not dry heaving I need you to think about this and get back to me in 10 seconds. Full Story

A mother’s love at Halloween

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2012 14:13:25 November 1, 2012 14:13:25
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So there’s Mimi, who would never be so stupid and selfless as to sacrifice looking hot and being the centre of attention, especially not at Halloween, and then there’s Sandra Bullock, who took little Louis out trick-or-treating yesterday in Toluca Lake dressed up as cowgirl Jessie to her son’s Buzz Lightyear. Full Story

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Halloween Mimi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2012 13:55:01 November 1, 2012 13:55:01

Last year Mimi was part of the Incredibles. She, Nick Cannon, and DemBabies all dressed up in the same costume. It was truly family styles. Well... Enough.Of.That.Sh-t. F-CK. That sh-t. Why should Mimi be one of many? This year she righted the situation. This year Mimi was Goldilocks. Full Story

November 1, 2012 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2012 13:47:31 November 1, 2012 13:47:31

To the “QWAGS” Muffy, Puppy P, and Chazza who is pregnant with Baby Flake with love from Brella -- let’s see if FATMINGO takes off. According to you all this is the definition of FATMINGO: an arrogant, paunchy twat of a guy from the office with a penchant for pink shirts and wearing sunglasses on his head on casual Friday even though he’s a saggy 45 and clearly not a mountain biker/surfer. Full Story

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Twilight is about to be right up in your face, even more so than usual, for the next 3 weeks. But it’s the last time...right? Well, sure, until they reboot that sh-t in oh, let’s give it 6 years or less. Or until the Twi-Hards transfer their crazy over to Fifty Shades Of Grey.  Read Full Intro

Halloween Roundup

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2012 22:39:02 October 31, 2012 22:39:02
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Sarah Michelle Gellar at her daughter Charlotte’s school today with ears and a skull shirt. Christina Aguilera took her son Max trick-or-treating. Is that how big he is now? Gwen Stefani and Zuma were out for Halloween in London having just arrived from Los Angeles. I love this kid. Full Story

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Porny Medieval Milkmaid?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2012 18:57:23 October 31, 2012 18:57:23

I dunno. What would you call it? Jessica Simpson’s freeloader is, I think, some kind of Braveheart. (As IF.) The child is a cute little chicken. The mother... As usual it’s a contrast in porny opposites: Little girl hair in two ponytails... All kinds of tits spilling over. Full Story