March 2, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

March 2, 2012 15:12:21 Posted at March 2, 2012 15:12:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kristine - Happy 32nd Birthday Girl!!! Lots of birthday hugs & kisses, Richard Happy 26th Birthday Irene P from Jacquie F! See you both at SMUT this year…again, right? And for Megan in Saskatoon - Happy 29th Birthday! Celebrating with your girlfriends sounds like exactly the best way to do it. I know it’s been a rough go. Full Story

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Last night I watched the screener for HBO’s Game Change. I’ll have a full review next week but first, superficially, they did such a great job of Sarah Palin’s hair for Julianne Moore, I can’t understand why wig and weave action presents such a major problem for other productions.  Read Full Intro

Radiohead & red jeans

March 1, 2012 22:17:23 Posted at March 1, 2012 22:17:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I really like the red jeans on Thom Yorke. But I would take Thom Yorke to bed with or without them. This is Radiohead performing in Tampa last night. They’re in Atlanta tonight. The closest they come to me is Seattle on April 9. So that’s what Jacek and I are doing instead of Coachella. Just me or is Coachella a giant eyeroll?Back to Thom - I am all over that greying beard. Full Story

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Exactly a month

March 1, 2012 21:00:28 Posted at March 1, 2012 21:00:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WAR IS COMING.OK! Because I am ready!You must be ready too, right?On April 1st, Game of Thrones is back with Season 2. FINALLY.Which means, if you didn’t watch Season 1, you now have a month to catch up and join. People went apesh-t over this show. I went apesh-t over this show. Even Duana, and she doesn’t usually go apesh-t over shows that don’t involve high school, is apesh-t over this show. Full Story

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It’s March

March 1, 2012 20:32:58 Posted at March 1, 2012 20:32:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Happy March!Why?Because Mad Men is back, finally, in March. March 25th.You ready? Please. We’ve all been ready for too long.Check out Jon Hamm at Letterman last night on promotion for Friends With Kids. Since he’s in New York, I feel like maybe, as he does often when he’s in New York, he might do an SNL cameo this weekend. Full Story

Sponsored Tingles: Red Carpet SCENEtourage - FRIENDS WITH KIDS

March 1, 2012 20:18:54 Posted at March 1, 2012 20:18:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Oscars have come and gone and... the ratings were up! And so goes another round of hand-wringing about the biggest entertainment event of the year. Now we spend the next 6 months deciding what the next Oscars will feature. But going the movies is more than just what the Academy gets to vote on, right? That’s what summer is for. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

March 1, 2012 19:40:25 Posted at March 1, 2012 19:40:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha’s finding Kimberly Perry’s dove necklace from the Grammys and wedding combs in LifeStyle

Zac Efron’s condom was intended for Nicole Kidman...what??? (The Superficial)

The B.I.C. can feed anywhere she goddamn pleases! (Dlisted)

Jennifer Aniston is against babies now (Celeb|itchy)

What Stacy Keibler wears on auditions (Hollywood Tuna)

Kristen Stewart in leather pants, looks awesome (Pop Sugar)

Carey is happy (Just Jared)

Bar Rafaeli is pretty cute with that kerchief on her head (Popoholic)

“J” doesn’t mean they’re engaged (Celebuzz)

Lady and Mother Gaga (Pink Is The New Blog)

I must be crazy because I really love this dress (Go Fug Yourself)

Drop-ins at GOOP’s house

March 1, 2012 18:23:23 Posted at March 1, 2012 18:23:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This week’s GOOP is all about how one time Gwyneth’s friend, the famous chef Jose Andres, just decided to drop in at her place on a Sunday and create a feast for her. He did all the grocery shopping too. Groceries included dragon fruit. I don’t even know where to find dragon fruit. I do however spot a run-on sentence. Full Story

Be this guy

March 1, 2012 18:03:47 Posted at March 1, 2012 18:03:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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This article is about George Clooney and a little about Brad Pitt and a LOT about Proposition 8. I hope you are still reading. George Clooney’s new interview with The Advocate was released yesterday. I love every word. I love him when he’s saying these words. This is the George Clooney I wish he could be, like, all the time. Full Story

Still the asshole who namechecks the Oscars

March 1, 2012 16:21:16 Posted at March 1, 2012 16:21:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan’s interview with Matt Lauer on The Today Show aired this morning. She says she’s changed and learned and is ready to move on and whatever, the same sh-t she’s been saying for years. And then, of course, when asked what she’ll be doing in 5 years, what she’ll be like at 30, the FIRST THING OUT OF HER MOUTH, right off the top, is:“Hopefully I’ll have just come from the Oscars this past weekend. Full Story

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Parenthood Season 3 - Everybody Falls

March 1, 2012 16:05:15 Posted at March 1, 2012 16:05:15
Duana Posted by Duana
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…Including Billy Riggins. (Lainey: what? Billy Riggins is on this show??? Why didn’t you SAY SO?) I’ve been trying to figure out who the Parenthood viewer is. It’s not everyone, because then the ratings would be, you know, up.  I used to think it was about those of us who fantasize about big families, but it isn’t that either. Full Story