Jen’s carrying triplets and wears wigs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2012 14:33:22 September 18, 2012 14:33:22

It was reported a few months ago that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux would be working together on a short film for smartwater, which Aniston endorses, like to spoof all the bullsh-t that’s written about her. The video was released today. Full Story

September 18, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2012 14:16:20 September 18, 2012 14:16:20
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FameFlynet, Splash

Saraah! Happy Birthday with love from your husband Matt! To Maggie but really for handsome Clive - next time you see my beagles, I hope I’m with them! And for Estella - Happy Birthday though I know you’re missing dad and to help you through what sounds like a rough day, I just bought these photos of Alan Rickman at the US Open a couple of weeks ago and in costume as Reagan on the set of The Butler. Full Story

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Monday, September 17, 2012

Dear Gossips,

The Master and Argo solidified contender status at TIFF, and in particular, The Master’s record-breaking limited-release box office this weekend should guarantee the film’s nominations. A surprise qualifier emerging out of Toronto however is The Silver Linings Playbook, announced as the festival’s Blackberry People’s Choice Award, in recent years a harbinger for Best Picture.  Read Full Intro

Jesse Pinkman in the front row

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2012 20:32:53 September 17, 2012 20:32:53
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Gareth Cattermole/Getty

This is for Maria who’s mad at me because I’ve yet to email her back about Aaron Paul at TIFF which is not even half as interesting (and mostly hilarious) as these photos of Aaron Paul front row at Burberry (I’ll post the full collection to LifeStyle Full Story

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Photo Assumption: Mimi vs Minaj

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2012 20:13:20 September 17, 2012 20:13:20
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Bauer-Griffin

Please! Let it be January! And let them edit this the way we all want to see it -- f-ck the appearance of being nice and diplomatic. I mean, this is why our Mimi was asked to be a judge, right? Not because she’s particularly interested in finding a new superstar but because she’s only interested in us paying attention to the ONLY superstar worth mentioning: HER, of course. Full Story

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TIFF Review: Much Ado About Nothing (and a few other things)

Dan Posted by Dan at September 17, 2012 19:51:23 September 17, 2012 19:51:23
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Sarjoun Faour Photography/ Todd Oren/ Getty

I’ve done this movie a great disservice and I feel very guilty about it. I sat down to watch Joss Whedon’s Much Ado About Nothing towards the end of the film festival. Bad idea. You see, what’s both exciting and completely soul sucking about the Toronto International Film Festival is that there are always movies to see and places to be. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2012 19:35:42 September 17, 2012 19:35:42

Final TIFF Journal Entry for Visa includes an all-cast photo from etalk right before we Gangnam Styled it on the show. Click here.

Why does Jim Carrey always look like he’s being photographed mid-dance? (Dlisted)

The house that Carrie Bradshaw built (Too Fab)

OMG Awkward, OMG Awkward, OMG Awkward (The Superficial)

Emma Watson goes shopping with her boyfriend (Just Jared)

Eva Longoria’s sheer assed dress (Hollywood Tuna)

Blake Lively’s husband goes to the gym (Pop Sugar)

Hate this dress on Salma Hayek. Have hated everything on her lately (Cele|bitchy)

Suri Cruise’s attitude face is directed at her ma (Socialite Life)

Scabby still spreads (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Jen and Violet Affleck at the Farmer’s Market (I'm Not Obsessed)

Kick-Ass and his baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2012 18:33:11 September 17, 2012 18:33:11
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INF

The photo agency has labelled this Romy Hero but Romy was born in January and, though I’m no expert on babies, I’m pretty sure an 8 month old baby can’t be this big. So... it’s Wylda Rae then, right? I’m going with Wylda Rae. Here’s half my obsession, Aaron Taylor-Johnson on the Toronto set of Kick-Ass 2 yesterday. Full Story

At least they can spell

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2012 18:05:02 September 17, 2012 18:05:02
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Wenn, FameFlynet, SWAP/Splash

Scarlett Johansson did this once, remember? She put a sign up over her face about how she was being “harrassed” (sic) by the paps. Click here to see those photos. Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield have modified that move by not complaining about the pictures but using the opportunity to promote their favourite charities. Full Story

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Michael Fassbender, comedy guy?

Sarah Posted by Sarah at September 17, 2012 17:35:27 September 17, 2012 17:35:27
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INF

After a huge 2011 and a hot start to 2012, Michael Fassbender is on a down beat, with nothing coming out for months and nothing to do but work and I don’t know…throw rocks at fish, or whatever he does for fun. (And please don’t email me to explain what The Fassbender gets up to on his down time—I like not knowing. Full Story

Keira covers Vogue less seriously

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2012 16:59:49 September 17, 2012 16:59:49

I remember a writing about Keira Knightley a few years ago, back when she was all morose and dark t-shirty, stuck in that predictable phase they all go through between 20 and 25 when everything seems so bleak and every day is a suicide song. Naturally I got shouted down about not understanding and having no compassion because, I dunno, being famous is hard or something. Full Story