Smutty Tingles

May 15, 2012 18:31:33 Posted at May 15, 2012 18:31:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Beyonce has a stalker! And Kanye is f-cking it! (The Superficial)

Um, how is this getting past Jada Pinkett Smith??? (Dlisted)

As IF Carole Middleton would waste her scoop on a low rent tabloid (Celeb|itchy)

I wish Nina Dobrev’s carpet style was as cute as her casual style (Hollywood Tuna)

Kristen Stewart’s cute loafers (Pop Sugar)

Anyone looks better next to Casper Smart (Just Jared)

So...Jessica Alba was a prude before she had babies? (Popoholic)

That Peaches and this dude are parents now is one of my favourite things in life (Amy Grindhouse)

MLB sent Kate Upton a lot of free sh-t (IDontLikeYouInThatWay)

I LOVE this picture (Go Fug Yourself)

Kiki & Garrett before Cannes

May 15, 2012 17:00:48 Posted at May 15, 2012 17:00:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Fame/Flynet

Kirsten Dunst is the reigning Cannes Best Actress for Melancholia. She’s expected to return to Cannes next week with On The Road which premieres on May 23. Am wondering whether or not she’ll actually go earlier, in time for the first days of the festival which are usually the most fun. Why miss Paul Allen’s yacht party, right? And why not spend as much time as possible in the South of France with your boyfriend who’s experiencing it the Kiki way for the first time?  Here she is with Garrett Hedlund yesterday in Beverly Hills. Full Story

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I Get It Now...?

May 15, 2012 16:51:02 Posted at May 15, 2012 16:51:02
Duana Posted by Duana

Girls Season 1 Episode 5 recapI've been trying to figure out Girls for weeks.  As the backlash turned to front-lash (sorry) and people who loved started to hate and people who hated found God and became acolytes, I still tried to understand what it was about Girls that was capturing so many imaginations. Full Story

The downside of the job, courtesy of JLo

May 15, 2012 16:11:08 Posted at May 15, 2012 16:11:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Jen Lowery/Splash

Jennifer Lopez attended the LA premiere last night of What To Expect When You’re Expecting. What? Of course he was there with her. He is everywhere with her. And that says more about her than it does about him. Sadly. So here’s JLo in an unflattering dress - is that a skin fold underneath her breasts??? - and dark lips and Casper Smart, who’s so big time now he doesn’t have to remove to his sunglasses, stopping for a few interviews on the carpet before blowing by the rest of the press, holding up his hand like Brad Pitt on an Angelina Jolie movie night as if to say “it’s her night boys, not mine, I’m heading inside”. Full Story

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May 15, 2012 16:00:38 Posted at May 15, 2012 16:00:38
Duana Posted by Duana

Smash Season 1 finale Episode 15 recap Remember when nobody was allowed in the theatre during rehearsals?  That happened last week, in case you were thinking it had been a long time since the rules had changed or something. Incorrect.  This week, everyone's families and child investors and possible fiancés wandered in and out of the house at random, because the time for keeping everyone out is when you have an experienced actress playing the role, but when you have a green, green girl who's only done one performance in the chorus in her life and is now taking the lead, well, it's cool to throw open the doors at that point, because you want as many people as possible to witness her meltdowns. Full Story

Chicken Fried Zombie Judge

May 15, 2012 15:30:24 Posted at May 15, 2012 15:30:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Fame/Flynet, Splash

How do you walk away from $15 million? The thing is, it’s not like Britney Spears has never seen $15 million. She should have $15 million several times over by now. The problem is that it’s never enough. Even when she can barely function without pharmaceutical assistance, and the governance of both her father and her fiancé, it’s still never enough. Full Story

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Please care about Spider-Man

May 15, 2012 15:06:10 Posted at May 15, 2012 15:06:10
Sarah Posted by Sarah

That’s what all these ads should say. “Please care about us”, and, “Hey we made a superhero movie, too!”Sony’s The Amazing Spider-Man, the middle child of the summer superhero titles, is going full-tilt trying to build up interest in the movie that no one particularly wanted. Full Story

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My Obsession & Karl

May 15, 2012 14:23:15 Posted at May 15, 2012 14:23:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Pascal Le Segretain/Getty

Chanel Resort 2013 was presented at Versailles yesterday. Click here to see the collection in LifeStyle. Everyone says that this event is the one you wait for. I’ve heard of fashion editors moving around their annual schedules, forgoing personal time, stabbing backs if they have to, in order to accommodate it. Full Story

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May 15, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

May 15, 2012 14:06:41 Posted at May 15, 2012 14:06:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dear Karla, I’m sorry to hear about what happened on March 11. Sunday must have been hard for you. But you are right - you will ALWAYS be Kadin Antonio’s mommy. While nothing I write could possibly make a difference, thank you for letting me know how distractions help. I am posting with you in mind. Pup-a-razzi Day is on May 16th! Adoptable animals strike a pose and hope for a home! The BC SPCA is working with local photographers across the province to show adoptable animals in the best light for the “Pup-a-razzi Day” campaign on May 16th, showcasing the hundreds of wonderful animals looking for homes. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

May 14, 2012 21:01:41 Posted at May 14, 2012 21:01:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can Elvis’s daughter show Katie Holmes the way? (Dlisted)

SO. GROSS. Like maybe not so much with the gel nails anymore, you know? (The Superficial

Sienna Miller’s baby bump wished Robert Pattinson happy birthday (Just Jared)

Miley Cyrus’s puppy has to have some beagle in him (Hollywood Tuna)

Ryan Phillippe’s girlfriend plays stepmom (Pop Sugar)

Kristen Stewart’s first world problems (Cele|bitchy)

Demi Lovato and Britney Spears on a panel? Oh, I might have to watch. (Socialite Life)

Brange fighting about place settings and hors d’oeuvres? (Celebedge)

We see this woman every year in Cannes. And I’m pretty sure her job is just f-cking old men (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Is Casper Smart pushing away Leah Remini???? (I'm Not Obsessed)