Why Do Vampires Wear Helmets?

Duana Posted by Duana at October 26, 2012 15:00:30 October 26, 2012 15:00:30

The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 3 recap It’s not just a cutesy question, although I assume the answer is to protect themselves from the odd flying wood chunk. Why do they adhere to any societal norms like that? Do they wear seatbelts? Cross at the lights? They do, right? I further wonder who’s the one holding the gun to these kids’ heads demanding that they finish high school? I mean, Mrs. Full Story

The California Paltrow-Martins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2012 14:31:34 October 26, 2012 14:31:34
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Keystone

It’s been almost 10 years since Gwyneth Paltrow married Chris Martin. And in that time, especially after they became parents, they’ve been photographed together side by side maybe half a dozen times, maybe? And never, ever on a carpet. They are so vigilant about being photographed together side by side that Chris will often book it down the sidewalk, leaving his wife to walk on her own, rather than give up the shot. Full Story

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October 26, 2012 - Smutty Shout-outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2012 13:56:08 October 26, 2012 13:56:08

Congratulations Cathy on your African adventure and ...engagement! Wishing you and Neil a happy and healthy marriage! Missy from Toronto has been betrayed in the worst possible way by humans. But she hasn’t given up on life. Please help her if you can. If these are her last days, please help make sure they’re the best, best, best days of her life. Full Story

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Dear Gossips,

The thing about Justin Timberlake, even though he does a great job on Saturday Night Live, is that it’s only ever funny on his terms, when he gets to dictate and participate. Otherwise you get the impression that he actually takes himself very seriously, that his sense of humour isn’t as fresh or as cool as they keep trying to tell us it is.  Read Full Intro

Deflated by Twitter: Jim Sturgess edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2012 20:00:39 October 25, 2012 20:00:39
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WENN

This is Jim Sturgess at the LA premiere of Cloud Atlas last night getting ready for Movember I guess? Or a movie role? The moustache doesn’t bother me. There’s something else that bothers me more. Lately I’ve been hearing here and there that Jim and his long-time girlfriend Mickey O’Brien are no longer together. Full Story

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Tina Fey Uses Her Powers For Good

Duana Posted by Duana at October 25, 2012 19:38:03 October 25, 2012 19:38:03
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The one thing that kind of bugged me about Tina Fey’s Bossypants was that she used the word “grim” a lot. Situations were grim. Lighting was grim. People were grim.  She loves the word.  But maybe she finds that “g-r” construction evocative, because in this clip from last night’s Inaugural Gala for the Center for Reproductive Rights in New York, she makes the best use of “grey-faced” I’ve ever heard. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2012 19:04:52 October 25, 2012 19:04:52

Sasha finds clutches and overnight bags in LifeStyle

Vote YES to this teabag invitation! (Dlisted)

Hope for Lindsay Lohan...? (The Superficial)

I like Taylor Swift in these two interviews. Sorry? (Too Fab)

Nicole Kidman wears a princess bun (Pop Sugar)

Keanu Reeves supports the makers of The Matrix (Cele|bitchy)

Jon Snow is trying out his brooding stare (Just Jared)

Katy Perry’s vote in black and white (Hollywood Tuna)

Nicole Kidman remembers sex with Tom Cruise (Celebrity Dirty Laundry)

Halle Berry’s Versace shoes or do you prefer Stella’s? (Popoholic)

Oh my GOD Milla, what is this and WHY??? (Go Fug Yourself)

Pippy’s serenade

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2012 18:52:18 October 25, 2012 18:52:18

Another photo of Justin Timberlake at his wedding. This is probably the best one out of all we’ve seen. Obviously the shot of him ME ME ME-ing all over head wasn’t ideal. And the one of him kissing her cheek on the alternate cover didn’t show enough of his face. You can see his face here but amazingly enough he doesn’t look like a smug dick for a change. Full Story

Taylor Swift: Conor & kitten heels

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2012 17:58:13 October 25, 2012 17:58:13
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US Weekly is reporting that Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy are over. That it ended without drama. Because he’s in school and she’s promoting a new album around the world and it was too hard to be together... What? But love conquers all! Well, not when there’s an 18 year old boy involved who has. Full Story

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Aaron Paul in Spain

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2012 16:50:58 October 25, 2012 16:50:58
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I do this for Maria who has an Aaron Paul problem... Here he is in Spain shooting A Long Way Down with Pierce Brosnan, Toni Collette, and Imogen Poots. These are four people who bond over the fact that they were about to throw themselves off a building. Aaron looks really cute, right? And Maria is totally imagining him having a work crush on Poots, right? Stop. Full Story

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