Chicken Fried Zombie Judge

May 15, 2012 15:30:24 Posted at May 15, 2012 15:30:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet, Splash

How do you walk away from $15 million? The thing is, it’s not like Britney Spears has never seen $15 million. She should have $15 million several times over by now. The problem is that it’s never enough. Even when she can barely function without pharmaceutical assistance, and the governance of both her father and her fiancé, it’s still never enough. Full Story

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Please care about Spider-Man

May 15, 2012 15:06:10 Posted at May 15, 2012 15:06:10
Sarah Posted by Sarah

That’s what all these ads should say. “Please care about us”, and, “Hey we made a superhero movie, too!”Sony’s The Amazing Spider-Man, the middle child of the summer superhero titles, is going full-tilt trying to build up interest in the movie that no one particularly wanted. Full Story

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My Obsession & Karl

May 15, 2012 14:23:15 Posted at May 15, 2012 14:23:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Pascal Le Segretain/Getty

Chanel Resort 2013 was presented at Versailles yesterday. Click here to see the collection in LifeStyle. Everyone says that this event is the one you wait for. I’ve heard of fashion editors moving around their annual schedules, forgoing personal time, stabbing backs if they have to, in order to accommodate it. Full Story

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May 15, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

May 15, 2012 14:06:41 Posted at May 15, 2012 14:06:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dear Karla, I’m sorry to hear about what happened on March 11. Sunday must have been hard for you. But you are right - you will ALWAYS be Kadin Antonio’s mommy. While nothing I write could possibly make a difference, thank you for letting me know how distractions help. I am posting with you in mind. Pup-a-razzi Day is on May 16th! Adoptable animals strike a pose and hope for a home! The BC SPCA is working with local photographers across the province to show adoptable animals in the best light for the “Pup-a-razzi Day” campaign on May 16th, showcasing the hundreds of wonderful animals looking for homes. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

May 14, 2012 21:01:41 Posted at May 14, 2012 21:01:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can Elvis’s daughter show Katie Holmes the way? (Dlisted)

SO. GROSS. Like maybe not so much with the gel nails anymore, you know? (The Superficial

Sienna Miller’s baby bump wished Robert Pattinson happy birthday (Just Jared)

Miley Cyrus’s puppy has to have some beagle in him (Hollywood Tuna)

Ryan Phillippe’s girlfriend plays stepmom (Pop Sugar)

Kristen Stewart’s first world problems (Cele|bitchy)

Demi Lovato and Britney Spears on a panel? Oh, I might have to watch. (Socialite Life)

Brange fighting about place settings and hors d’oeuvres? (Celebedge)

We see this woman every year in Cannes. And I’m pretty sure her job is just f-cking old men (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Is Casper Smart pushing away Leah Remini???? (I'm Not Obsessed)

The face that paid Linda

May 14, 2012 20:03:37 Posted at May 14, 2012 20:03:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer-Griffin

Salma Hayek and Francois Henri-Pinault were seen this weekend a football game in France. I’m SURE Salma’s not bitch-facing here about the Linda Evangelista settlement, obviously, but still...Given how fresh the story is, and that her husband capitulated in order to avoid having Linda take the stand and blast him, the Photo Assumption was just so easy, I couldn’t resist. Full Story

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One Fairy Tale, Two Dresses

May 14, 2012 19:14:36 Posted at May 14, 2012 19:14:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Sasha just emailed me. The title of the message was “you win. you officially win.”And in the body she pasted a photo of Kristen Stewart in Marchesa tonight at the London premiere of Snow White And The Huntsman. Marchesa made like one nice dress 4 years ago. And ever since then Sasha’s been holding out that it’s not as bad as I hate it to be. Full Story

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Dembabies have crazy skin

May 14, 2012 17:47:41 Posted at May 14, 2012 17:47:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet

It’s amazing to me that people are more willing to believe that Mariah Carey, who can barely walk, gave birth to twins by herself than to admit that Beyonce was actually pregnant. It’s a good day when there are photos available of Mimi barely walking. Here she is leaving an event with Nick Cannon the other night requiring only two people to help her negotiate the steps. Full Story

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The best day of her life

May 14, 2012 17:03:10 Posted at May 14, 2012 17:03:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevork Djansezian/Getty

Was it? It had to be one of them.Justin Timberlake let his fiancée come with him to watch the Lakers defeat the Nuggets in Game 7 on Saturday. And not only that, he decided to be extra extra nice and let the world see how much she loves him. There was a lot of kissing and smiling and ring-pimping. She was floating, can’t you tell? It’s like he’s giving her permission to be happy. Full Story

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Lupo Loves Hot Harry On A Horse

May 14, 2012 16:45:36 Posted at May 14, 2012 16:45:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Bauer, Splash

It’s Monday. And Hot Harry is riding around on his horse wearing the sh-t out of his white pants and getting super cute with dogs and babies. It might help the week go by faster. I mean...Sometimes you’re just born to it. He was born to ride. He was born to ride in khakis and boots and wear them off the field and into his car, dirty, muddy, and still. Full Story

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