Best Globe GIF: Taylor Swift

Duana Posted by Duana at January 14, 2013 19:26:29 January 14, 2013 19:26:29
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Taylor, you give to us so much. You really are so selfless and wonderful.   I thought it wasn’t going to be a you night, really. After all, you showed up looking age appropriate in brown/eggplant (Lainey would want me to point out that it was satiny and wrinkled) and your hair was sedate. Full Story

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Michelle Dockery had the best time at the Globes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 19:05:08 January 14, 2013 19:05:08
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It seemed like it, didn’t it? Every time the camera found her she was laughing. She looked like she was having so much fun. And it was particularly evident because she was seated with Benedict Cumberbatch who seemed to take inspiration from Joaquin Phoenix. No strong feelings either way for the dress. Full Story

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Best Globe Win, Bad Dress: Jennifer Lawrence (guest appearance by Marion Cotillard!)

Duana Posted by Duana at January 14, 2013 18:41:35 January 14, 2013 18:41:35
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I don’t blame you, dude. I know you’re busy, you have a lot going on, and you have a whole lot of best-dressed lists to land on before February 24th. I don’t want you think I blame you. But what in the holy hell is up with wearing orange dresses on the carpet that haven’t been camera-tested? In photos, the dress comes off as something I can mostly only describe as burnt coral. Full Story

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Best Globe Date: Daniel Day-Lewis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 18:25:41 January 14, 2013 18:25:41
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I mean his date. His date Rebecca Miller. Tommy Lee Jones smiled once last night. It was when Daniel Day-Lewis won. And it was also, I think, the one time Joaquin Phoenix had a pleasant look on his face too. Only DDL, right? DDL is so f-cking good that even when the orchestra starts up with the music intended to make him leave, it ends up working for him like the swell in a scene from a movie when the hero arrives to deliver an impassioned speech to rouse his followers. Full Story

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Globes Best “Babe”: Hugh Jackman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 18:07:52 January 14, 2013 18:07:52
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Why doesn’t it sound cheesy and skeevy when Hugh Jackman says it? When he repeatedly refers to his wife as “babe” up on stage, why is it that he can do this without making us cringe? Oh the power of Hugh Jackman. But before we gush about Hugh Jackman, can we please applaud everyone last night for calling it by its proper name: LES MISERABLES!?! There were hardly any instances of the dreaded “Les Mis”! Please click here Full Story

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Worst Globes Mindf-ck: Benedict Cumberbatch

Duana Posted by Duana at January 14, 2013 17:46:51 January 14, 2013 17:46:51
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I have heard the name for years. I’ve seen the articles and whatnot. I knew he existed, but I never really paid attention until now, you know? I finally sort of really connected the face to the name for good. I feel like someone is f-cking with me. Like is this a big joke? Did you all get together just to punk me in this particular way? Guys, come on. Full Story

Blush Dresses at the Globes: Amy Adams and Megan Fox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 17:32:35 January 14, 2013 17:32:35
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Is that what you call it? Blush? So much of it. Too much of it. And strapless. And all of a similar shape. Let’s start with Amy Adams who...I mean Duana and I hated it the minute we saw it. Look at the bottom. It’s sh-tting tulle. The dress is SH-ITTING tulle. Here it comes, you ready? It’s sh-tting tulle because. Full Story

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Globes Most Unbelievable: Claire Danes

Duana Posted by Duana at January 14, 2013 17:17:56 January 14, 2013 17:17:56
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One month ago today – Monday – is when she had the baby. A BABY. She was completely and totally pregnant (and striding around Toronto, I thought he was going to be Canadian) and then this is the result a week later. I mean, I don’t know what to say except that’s genetics and discipline and commitment to your goals, and this happens sometimes. Full Story

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Best Globes Colour: Jessica Alba

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 17:01:02 January 14, 2013 17:01:02
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Just the colour. Only the colour. Really great colour. The dress I could do without; it’s a Dior and I’m not sure why Dior failed so miserably last night (see also upcoming Jennifer Lawrence and Marion Cotillard). Also the goddamn fishtail. And that a muppet or a clutch? Put Jessica Alba in the category too of people who were there but we don’t know why they were there. Full Story

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Most Attentive – Connie Britton

Duana Posted by Duana at January 14, 2013 16:40:33 January 14, 2013 16:40:33
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I think it is fair to say the director made some weird choices last night. Not just failing to shoot Ben Affleck when Jennifer Lopez talked or not giving me a picture-in-picture of Taylor Swift the whole time Adele was talking. I mean, did you see how many shots there were of Jack Black?  But I can’t get too mad at the director because of all the shots we saw of Connie Britton. Full Story

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Globes Most Unphotographed: Ewan McGregor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 16:25:00 January 14, 2013 16:25:00
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It is hurting me how few photos were taken of Ewan McGregor last night. They were saving their digital cards for...I dunno, Bradley Cooper? NO! If Ewan McGregor and Bradley Cooper are on the same carpet, always, always go with Ewan McGregor. You can never go wrong with Ewan McGregor. Look at Ewan McGregor. Full Story

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