Smutty Tingles

February 20, 2012 20:20:20 Posted at February 20, 2012 20:20:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tired is one way of looking at it. Another might be hungry. (Dlisted)

This is the SNL version of an intervention (The Superficial)

TRUE. There IS too much irrational eyebrow hate (Amy Grindhouse)

I would, actually, watch Bar Rafaeli play tennis in her underwear (Hollywood Tuna)
Jessica Simpson supposedly isn’t due for ANOTHER FOUR WEEKS...? (Pop Sugar)

Oh look. Lea Michele’s taking advice from LeAnn Rimes (Just Jared)

Jennifer Aniston claims she doesn’t have Angelina Jolie’s timing (Cele|bitchy)

Is it just me...or is Mark Wahlberg sounding more and more like the tea party these days? (Socialite Life)

From removing tats to adding tats...that will need to be removed in 10 years (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Demi Lovato says she was born with an eating disorder (I'm Not Obsessed)

Slumming it in Rio

February 20, 2012 19:00:54 Posted at February 20, 2012 19:00:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Splash

Brahma, the beer, paid for Jennifer Lopez plus several to be in Rio for Carnival. Plus several nowadays always includes the backup dancer. Because her life doesn’t exist without him until they marry and divorce. If you’re Casper Smart, do you put it on your resume that you ARE, soon to be WERE, JLo’s boyfriend? Like Stacy Keibler and Elisabetta Canalis? I mean, that’s how Canalis ended up on Dancing With The Sh-ts. Full Story

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When these babies have babies

February 20, 2012 17:56:42 Posted at February 20, 2012 17:56:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There is a world in which Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are considered adults - parental figures, even if for just one day, to those for whom these two could, mathematically and biologically, be mommy and daddy.Here they are spending the weekend in Malibu with Bieber’s siblings, Jaxon and Jazmyn. (I will not comment on these names or the spelling of them but sometimes I wish blogging could come with facial expressions. Full Story

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What is the value of the celebrity host?

February 20, 2012 17:01:25 Posted at February 20, 2012 17:01:25
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Lainey messaged me on Saturday about why it seemed like SNL is always better when the host is a returning cast member as opposed to a celebrity. Knee-jerk reaction: because they’re proper comedians and they get it. But it does go a little deeper than that, because there many examples of actors who make excellent hosts—Tom Hanks, Alec Baldwin, Christopher Walken and John Goodman come to mind. Full Story

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How Swifty’s spinning the loss of Les Miserables

February 20, 2012 15:24:42 Posted at February 20, 2012 15:24:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here’s Taylor Swift at the premiere of The Lorax yesterday in Hollywood. Trying to decide whether or not like I the dress. The neckline gives the illusion of a collar which I think I might be into but I can’t deal with the sheer panelling on the sides.  Of course yes, because Obvious is what Swifty does best, the look is totally Audrey, her character (voice) in the film. Full Story

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The Walking Dead episode 9: Stupid Shane gets scary

February 20, 2012 14:52:34 Posted at February 20, 2012 14:52:34
Sarah Posted by Sarah
Photos courtesy AMC

The Walking Dead Season 2 Episode 9We start with Horrible Lori in the overturned car, now beset by zombies, of course. The women of TWD are good for two things: 1) being bitches and 2) getting into trouble from which men must rescue them. At this point, this is the single most unattractive issue of the show. Full Story

Winning every weekend

February 20, 2012 14:38:09 Posted at February 20, 2012 14:38:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Mark Davis/Frederick M. Brown/Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty

Viola Davis was honoured by the NAACP on Friday night in LA. Orange looks amazing on her. And the accessories are beautiful too. But the breasts all out like that and so, um, smushed... I just think maybe it cheapens someone who is never, ever cheap. Much better on Sunday at the Writers Guild Awards, lovely in black and white by RAOUL, with Octavia Spencer, who also seems to be collecting an award every weekend, with The Help director Tate Taylor. Full Story

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February 20, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

February 20, 2012 14:11:30 Posted at February 20, 2012 14:11:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy birthday to my brilliant and creative baby sister Melanie! One of my best moments of the last year was front row on The Hulk in Florida - just don't drink a butter beer first ;) love always, Tracey.Megan! Happy 20th Birthday with love from your big sister Erin! Colin Morgan has been attached for you. Full Story

Friday, February 17, 2012

Dear Gossips,

What is this world where even the Mighty Opes can’t attract viewers? Where the Priestess has to plead with her congregation via Twitter to watch her shows, only to be forced to apologise and remove her message due to Nielsen regulation violation? If you missed that story earlier this week, please click here  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

February 17, 2012 20:46:14 Posted at February 17, 2012 20:46:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha finds Kate Beckinsale’s lace dress and Hayley helps you find running shoes in LifeStyle

That doesn’t look like Adele to me (Dlisted)

Bustiers and acid wash jeans now defines Miley Cyrus (The Superficial)

Grace Adler vs Channing Tatum’s wife (Go Fug Yourself)

Two miracles: I don’t hate this Marchesa dress and Taylor Momsen doesn’t look dirty wearing it (Hollywood Tuna)

Oh look. Scarlett Johansson’s boyfriend poses like a douche too (Pop Sugar)

Between Hilary Duff and Jessica Simpson it’s like who can be pregnant longer (Just Jared)

The Jolie likes big roses by her head...? I’m surprised, for real. (Cele|bitchy)

Ok he’s a dick and he might be crazy but it’s not like he’s wrong what he’s saying, you know? (Celebuzz)

John Mayer is back with new limp dick music (Pink Is The New Blog)

How could Nick Cannon do this to Mimi??? Again! (TMZ)

Fontrum by Kate Bosworth

February 17, 2012 20:15:54 Posted at February 17, 2012 20:15:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I learned this week that Kate Bosworth has a Twitter. Thanks WA! Or maybe that’s no thanks. Because when I went to see what she tweets about, it grossed me out.Kate’s boyfriend Michael Polish is on Twitter too. And he posted this photo below with the caption: JUST LIKE HEAVEN. Full Story