House of Boredom

February 14, 2012 18:14:28 Posted at February 14, 2012 18:14:28
Duana Posted by Duana

House of Lies Season 1 Episode 6I did a terrible thing recently.  I read some spoilers of this show, a couple of episodes on.  So maybe this is why I found this episode so bland – it’s not where I know the show’s going. Or maybe it was the premise, set up at the beginning. That what happens when they’re at home in LA is boring, marking time, until they go back on the road on Monday mornings. Full Story

Jen, Paul, and Justin’s bush

February 14, 2012 18:03:20 Posted at February 14, 2012 18:03:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Let me get this out of the way first:Justin Theroux is the third star of Wanderlust after the leads Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd. Being as he’s also - and mostly - Jennifer’s boyfriend, he’s now generating some interest from media for profile interviews in support of the movie. There’s a piece on him in NY Mag, and, well, the photo that accompanies the article includes a glimpse at his bush tip. Full Story

Happy Valentine’s Day with Pitt Porn

February 14, 2012 17:07:02 Posted at February 14, 2012 17:07:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I love seeing Brange sit at a dinner table together. They have such sexy body language.After the BAFTAs, Brad Pitt flew back to Germany to be with Angelina Jolie and together they attended the Cinema For Peace gala at the Berlinale last night where she was honoured for her film In The Land Of Blood And Honey. Full Story

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The Prince sends flowers

February 14, 2012 16:16:04 Posted at February 14, 2012 16:16:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The Brink Bar is in Liverpool. It’s an alcohol-free non-profit establishment in support of young people recovering from drug and alcohol addiction. Catherine of Cambridge, the royal patron, was there today on an official charity visit. They created a smoothie in her honour called “The Duchess”. She also received cards and flowers and a Valentine’s Day cupcake to keep her company as she’s spending it alone without Will who’s serving in the Falklands. Full Story

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February 14, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

February 14, 2012 15:50:18 Posted at February 14, 2012 15:50:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ritchie! Happy Birthday darling! May there be a lot of Kylie in your day. Let there be much food and friendship in your night. It has been my honour to know you. See you at SMUT Vancouver, or before! And it’s Lunch Money Day on Thursday in Toronto! Second Harvest is the largest food rescue program in Canada. Full Story

Monday, February 13, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Today’s column was supposed to open with the Blue Ivy Carter and how her parents decided to cockblock Grammy weekend by releasing photos of her on Friday, to dominate discussion in the 48 hours preceding Sunday’s event. And then.  Read Full Intro

Best BAFTA 2012: Meryl Streep

February 13, 2012 23:57:10 Posted at February 13, 2012 23:57:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I think this Vivienne Westwood is glorious on her. Magestic. And it's great encouragement too. That a woman of Meryl's merit, maturity, and stature can wear the SH-T out of a designer garment that was originally sent down the runway on an 18 year old genetic freak. There's also something to be said about her reaction to winning. Full Story

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Dancing Dujardin

February 13, 2012 23:56:31 Posted at February 13, 2012 23:56:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Oh it’s work, don’t doubt it. It’s deliberate, don’t doubt that either. But...He is having a good time. And that might be the difference.Jean Dujardin took the SAG and the BAFTA. He’s imitating John Travolta on Jay Leno: He’s being delightful for Funny Or Die: Jean Dujardin's Villain Auditions Full Story

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All the handsome men...

February 13, 2012 23:55:28 Posted at February 13, 2012 23:55:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Other than Jean Dujardin.Brad Pitt and George Clooney both came without dates. The Jolie stayed back with the children in Berlin and George, perhaps sensing that Stacy’s not helping against Jean Dujardin, decided to go it alone. He’s better alone. When he’s alone, he can be with his boys. He can hug Colin Firth and hold his hand. Full Story

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BAFTA Worst: Penelope Cruz

February 13, 2012 23:54:44 Posted at February 13, 2012 23:54:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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As you know already, I don’t like most red dresses. And especially on red carpets. That’s the first problem. And that’s not even the worst problem. Mr Armani’s chest plate is offensive to me. They way it cuts off her arms on the insides is offensive to me. And the way it boxes out her waist is even more so. Full Story

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BAFTA Bonnie tried

February 13, 2012 23:53:00 Posted at February 13, 2012 23:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I think I might like all the pieces Bonnie Wright is wearing on their own, separate from each other. Out for dinner? To a cocktail party? Sure.On the red carpet at the most prestigious British award show? We may have under-aimed, you know? There’s only so far they can coast on the “quirky, young actors” pass before you want to tell them, gently, that Betsey Johnson exists. Full Story

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