We’re Running Out of Time Together

Maria Posted by Maria at July 13, 2012 16:40:06 July 13, 2012 16:40:06

I’ve come to a very sad realization that I can never be with Aaron Paul in real life. It’s not because I’m married (on the Freebie 5 physical limits do not exist), but because he loves concerts. I hate concerts. Could we overcome this obstacle? I just don’t know. Promotion for the season 5 premiere of Breaking Bad this Sunday on AMC (set your DVR, yo!) is in high gear. Full Story

The Mythology of Katie Holmes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2012 16:04:30 July 13, 2012 16:04:30
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Katie Holmes took Suri and a friend (?) to gymnastics class yesterday in New York. You know what I love about these shots? Look at the first photo in the series. Had she not filed for divorce, this would be next week’s cover of Star Magazine with the caption: Katie’s PREGNANT! Suri’s baby brother! For two weeks I’ve been jerking off to Katie’s unexpected game. Full Story

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Oz looks good

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2012 15:27:50 July 13, 2012 15:27:50
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Kevin Winter/Getty

The first trailer for Oz: The Great & Powerful was released yesterday in time for Comic-Con. I love it. I love everything about it. I love the black and white to colour explosion; I love the witches; I love the little creature with the robot face and the fairy body; and I love the potential of an opening line like this: “Kansas is full of good men. Full Story

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Thursday, July 12, 2012

Dear Gossips,

You know who I’ve neglected during the Rise Of Katie Holmes? It’s GOOP. Until this morning, I’d yet to check out the new remodelled GOOP. You like it? I have no strong feelings either way except to say it feels very Anthropologie which I’ve tried so hard to like over the years but have recently decided to stop forcing it; I’ll never get off my vintage bike and walk through the tall grass with my eyes closed and the sun on my face, you know? Anyway, remember when Gwyneth worked with Tom Cruise in Austin Powers and said he was an awesome kisser? He does look like a good movie kisser.  Read Full Intro

The back of Clooney’s bike is not empty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2012 21:44:13 July 12, 2012 21:44:13
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Katie Holmes threw herself off the back of Tom Cruise’s bike. He has yet to refill the position. George Clooney’s backseat however is still occupied. He took Stacy Keibler on a day trip to Switzerland the other day with some friends. Last week I polled you the following: Balmoral with the Royals or invitation to Villa Clooney? It’s been pretty even the responses. Full Story

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Forever newborn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2012 21:26:59 July 12, 2012 21:26:59
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Fame/Flynet

Chris Hemsworth’s daughter India is 8 weeks old. I know that’s small. But I feel like even when she’s 18 weeks old she’ll still look this small in his arms. Like hamster-sized. That’s the only commentary I wanted to make on these photos other than the obligatory “see baby, so cute, gush, gush”. Full Story

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British Boy Sh-t

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2012 20:05:30 July 12, 2012 20:05:30
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Girl Sh-t is the best sh-t, yes. But occasionally Boy Sh-t is pretty great too. Today in Boy Sh-t, according to Us Weekly, Robert Pattinson and Andrew Garfield were at a wedding together a couple of weeks ago and wouldn’t speak to each other even though they used to be friends. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2012 19:30:42 July 12, 2012 19:30:42

Ummm...sorry again about that blind riddle. It’s not Tom Hanks.

Sasha’s finding printed pants and overalls in LifeStyle

I think I would. Hit it. Maybe. No. Wait. Now I’m not sure. Would you? (Dlisted)

Is Katie changing Suri’s name??? Again... the source is Now Magazine, so... (The Superficial)

Jennifer Lopez knows how to play this sh-t out for as long as possible (Too Fab)

Miranda Kerr in a green maxi (Pop Sugar)

Charlize Theron + Michael Fassbender interpreted for a graphic novel? (Cele|bitchy)

God Anne Hathaway looks amazing in this dress (Just Jared)

Paulina Gretzky’s more, ahem, demure bikini shots (Hollywood Tuna)

Crazy people are being mean to Brad Pitt’s ma for not supporting gays and being a little racisty and Angelina’s dad is on her side (Pink Is The New Blog)

If you glance quickly does Minka Kelly look like JLo sometimes? (Popoholic)

Um, what is happening to Princess Stephanie??? (Go Fug Yourself)

Jeremy Renner, presenter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2012 18:52:02 July 12, 2012 18:52:02
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Yesterday I received an email from a reader called Kendra who complained that it had been 21 days since the last Jeremy Renner post and this was unacceptable. Well, Kendra, he presented at the ESPYs last night so the drought is over. I suspect Sarah from Cinesnark http://cinesnark.wordpress.com/ probably isn’t sorry about this either because, last I checked, Renner is her jam. Full Story

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Amber Heard still has a girlfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2012 18:24:49 July 12, 2012 18:24:49
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And a boyfriend? In Touch reported a couple of weeks ago that Amber Heard and her girlfriend Tasya were done. That’s In Touch for you. Amber and Tasya stepped out together yesterday. They’re not done. That doesn’t mean she’s not also f-cking Johnny Depp (which, I mean, I still don’t feel slamdunk about this one) and she could very well use that to her advantage if she’s selling herself as the next Angelina Jolie. Full Story

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