Globe Gold: Emily Blunt

Duana Posted by Duana at January 14, 2013 15:54:18 January 14, 2013 15:54:18
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Is it me, or is there something up with Emily Blunt? She looked beautiful, which isn’t really remarkable for her at all. She wore a dress with cutouts, which is kind of annoying because she wore a dress with cutouts last week, but that’s splitting hairs. And she’s a little bit – just a touch – all one colour. Full Story

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Globes Euro Trash: Halle Berry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 15:45:17 January 14, 2013 15:45:17
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It’s now impossible to tell a Versace apart from a Cavalli. You know who this dress is for? This dress is for people who graduate in style from Ed Hardy. This dress is the natural progression. Why is Halle Berry dressing like she’s Christian Audigier’s wife? Check how it’s billowing on the right side of her chest, making it look like she’s swollen in one breast. Full Story

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Globes Best Black & White: Julianne Moore

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 15:34:05 January 14, 2013 15:34:05
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So she just emailed Tom Ford and asked him to make her a dress. And he did, using the hard shoulders from Gwyneth Paltrow’s white Oscar cape but making black the main focus, with white accents to flatter. How great does that look from the side, where the white cuts into the leg and gives you the illusion that it might be a pair of pants? And the back. Full Story

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The Globes Singer: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Duana Posted by Duana at January 14, 2013 15:23:32 January 14, 2013 15:23:32
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I haven’t seen CZJ out in a long while, and I know part of that was because she had some stuff to sort out, and I am delighted that she took the time to do so and that she looks as gorgeous as she ever did.   Because I am basically a navel gazer, when she came onscreen the first thing I said was “Hey it’s my wedding dress!”  It’s not exactly, but really close, and I was so focused on this doesn’t-matter detail that I missed the singing altogether. Full Story

Two Black Smash – Debra Messing and Katharine McPhee

Duana Posted by Duana at January 14, 2013 15:12:02 January 14, 2013 15:12:02
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When I first saw Katharine McPhee’s dress I thought it might be midnight navy instead of black and I was infinitely more interested, but even in black the Theyskens Theory dress is very smart, certainly the best of the boob slings. It’s not all the way overwhelming, but maybe she and her costar Debra Messing thought it was best to ease us back into the idea that Smash is going to loudly and unfortunately invade our lives in just a few weeks. Full Story

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Globes Best Red: Naomi Watts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 14:53:11 January 14, 2013 14:53:11
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Because it’s dark. Wine. And I love a long sleeve on a red carpet. Could she have gone down a size though? I feel like it might be too big. You see how it seems loose around the breast area? Points for the colour not being annoying then but deductions on construction, right? Here’s what Duana pointed out about Naomi Watts when she was being interviewed by Ryan Seacrest, just after Seacrest tried, inexplicably, to engage Liev Schreiber in some kind of man-off. Full Story

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Globes Worst Red: Zooey Deschanel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 14:38:39 January 14, 2013 14:38:39
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There were so many red dresses at the Golden Globes I almost had a seizure. You know I hate a red dress. And I especially hate this one. Enough with the sweetheart neckline and the pearls and the cutesy lollipop hair and the F-CKING NAIL ART and my God, my God with those red satin platforms, my GOD. Full Story

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Globes Best Speech: Adele

Duana Posted by Duana at January 14, 2013 14:21:47 January 14, 2013 14:21:47
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Why would you ever concern yourself with a speech that was serious? The best ones at the Globes are always the ones that are fueled by that legendary bar and a little over the top and genuinely disoriented.   (I said genuinely.) All it took was two minutes from Adele and I knew everything I needed to about her weekend, what and who she and her friend were going to party with after the show (I suspect an hour at the after-party, then In-N-Out at the hotel), how much fun they had getting ready, and how much time she spent writing the song versus talking about how cool it was to be writing a song in a James Bond film. Full Story

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Globes Best Most Humourless: Tommy Lee Jones

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 14:10:09 January 14, 2013 14:10:09
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Thank you to a reader called Cindy B who sent me this comparison. She titled the photo “Tommy Lee Jones’s Spirit Animal”. It is a terrifying experience talking to Tommy Lee Jones, and not just for journalists. Even Sally Field -- SALLY FIELD! -- agrees that he’s... I mean, intimidating isn’t the word. Full Story

Globes Most Humourless: Joaquin Phoenix & Kevin Costner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 13:54:18 January 14, 2013 13:54:18
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Did you see Joaquin Phoenix’s face during the Tina and Amy opener? You cannot defend a man who can’t smile during that opener. You cannot defend a man who looks like he’s eating sh-t during that opener. It is indefensible. Whatever it is that Joaquin Phoenix objects to in the world should not prevent him from SMILING. Full Story

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Best Friends host the Golden Globes: Tina & Amy

Duana Posted by Duana at January 14, 2013 13:38:42 January 14, 2013 13:38:42
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This is the first time in my memory that we’ve come off an awards show and, of the hosts, gone “f-ck yeah!” They were spectacular, and this was not supposed to be the case. I mean, of course it was but anyone else would have crumbled under the hype. Not our girls.   They were absolutely top-level. Full Story

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