Episode 7: Bald is Beautiful

Maria Posted by Maria at August 27, 2012 18:20:51 August 27, 2012 18:20:51

Breaking Bad Season 5 Episode 7 recap Is anyone cheering for Walt anymore? I can’t remember the last time I wanted something to go right for him. It seems the Walt worth cheering for hasn’t appeared, for me at least, since about the time he gave up the second cell phone. I don’t know if I want Walt to die, but I want him to suffer. Full Story

Summer’s almost over

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2012 17:21:13 August 27, 2012 17:21:13
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There’s one more weekend. I mean I know officially, like, according to science and the almanac people, that summer’s not done until the Autumn Equinox but in spirit, we all know, summer ends after Labour Day weekend. And I only asked for the summer. That they make it through their second summer, Selena and Justin. Full Story

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“Pussy-Assed Coward-Ass Pussified Pussies”

Duana Posted by Duana at August 27, 2012 17:13:56 August 27, 2012 17:13:56

The Newsroom Season 1 Episode 10 recap How is it that a Season Finale that involves, among other things, a suicide and a man with life-threatening internal bleeding was so slow and boring?   I was never worried about Will, because they told me he was going to be fine in the first 10 minutes, so I got to watch him pontificate from bed over how he was leaving the show – which I also wasn’t worried about. Full Story

Leo from the 80s

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2012 16:40:40 August 27, 2012 16:40:40
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Leonardo DiCaprio is shooting a new movie with Martin Scorsese called The Wolf Of Wall Street. Here he is on set in New York the last few days wearing dark hair and a suit cut from the 80s. Costume designers don’t get enough credit sometimes for hitting exactly the right notes in the details. Full Story

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Ashley Greene still isn’t Kristen Stewart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2012 15:45:44 August 27, 2012 15:45:44
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About a week before US Weekly exposed the Kristen Stewart-Rupert Sanders affair, a brilliantly hilarious item appeared in Page Six about how Ashley Greene was taking over Stewart as the go-to girl from Twilight. Click here for a refresher. Somehow the Post’s writer managed to get through the article without choking on Greene’s publicist. Full Story

The New York Times Fangirls Maude Apatow

Maria Posted by Maria at August 27, 2012 15:00:04 August 27, 2012 15:00:04

A few hours after my post on Maude Apatow went up on Friday (click here if you missed it), The New York Times posted a story on her: “She’s 14, Going on 140 Characters.” The article is supremely annoying (as these types of articles in the Times can be), but this one is especially patronizing and glib. Full Story

Bradley Cooper’s Hangovers or Megan Lochte?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2012 14:47:38 August 27, 2012 14:47:38
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Please click here if you missed the original post on Bradley Cooper movies that sh-t on Asians and Megan Lochte’s racist “comedy sketch”. That, by the way, was her explanation for it -- that she was playing a character and that the “performance” was meant to highlight prejudice. Full Story

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August 27, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2012 14:02:17 August 27, 2012 14:02:17

Happy Birthday Lisa from Fredericton with love from your best friend Becky! I’m sorry that he turned out to be a cliché and that you might not be able to forgive me. But we will always have Mark Ruffalo. I will try never, ever to ruin Mark Ruffalo.  Full Story

Friday, August 24, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Earlier this week when Prince Harry’s naked photos were posted online everywhere outside of England, the Royal Family issued a warning to British media outlets that they were not to publish the pictures because it would constitute a violation of the Prince’s privacy.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2012 20:38:12 August 24, 2012 20:38:12

Sasha’s top mascara picks and new favourite jeans in LifeStyle

More Hot Harry? Will we get to zoom in on a freckle this time? (Dlisted)

My love affair with Miley’s hair continues (Too Fab)

Olivia Wilde in a black bikini (The Superficial)

Nicole Kidman in another pair of F-CKING KITTEN HEELS! (Just Jared)

Is it DKNY or is it Ashley Greene that’s the problem? Because these clothes are for... pageants and not carpets (Hollywood Tuna)

I think I might be a Twi-Hard for Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield (Pop Sugar)

Hugh Jackman Russell Crowe bitch-fight? Or is some tabloid idiot not aware that their characters don’t get along in the story? (Cele|bitchy)

Madonna keeps picking fights with people and ...are we exhausted for her yet? (Evil Beet Gossip)

Of course Jennifer Aniston wants to get married in a bikini (Celebedge)

Isla Fisher wearing gross satin shoes (Go Fug Yourself)

I would never trade her

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2012 20:22:04 August 24, 2012 20:22:04

You know what people always say when someone’s an embarrassment? Can we trade him/her? Maybe this is just what happens in Canada. A lot of people have been doing it this week with the announcement of that engagement. You know the one. I’ve even heard Canadians suggest Celine Dion now and again. Full Story