Will Jakey sing?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2013 16:28:04 May 15, 2013 16:28:04
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They’re making a film adaptation of Into The Woods directed by Rob Marshall. Meryl Streep and Johnny Depp are already attached. Apparently Jake Gyllenhaal and Chris Pine are now in talks to join them...? That’s looking like an impressive cast, not unlike the one Marshall put together for Nine a few years ago. Full Story

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Hitting on Katie Holmes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2013 15:55:21 May 15, 2013 15:55:21

Page Six has a really hilarious story about people hitting on Katie Holmes on the set of Mania Days in New York. Apparently “she’s been asked out seven times”... By crew members and extras! According to the report, the men are “just chancing it”, the way they would, I dunno, at a bar or something. Full Story

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The Time Traveller's Wife...but better

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2013 15:07:16 May 15, 2013 15:07:16

The book was good. The movie was sh-t. Really, really terrible. When was the last time you saw a good romance? A proper romance. Not a romantic scene in a movie that isn't a romance but a movie that's intended to be romantic. Or a romantic comedy. It's been a while. I've been waiting a while. Full Story

Hot Harry’s urchin doll

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2013 14:33:45 May 15, 2013 14:33:45
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Prince Harry continued his tour of America yesterday in New York and New Jersey, visiting with Hurricane Sandy victims, accompanied by Governor Chris Christie. These Wales boys were bred to wear the sh-t out of a white shirt, non? Even when he’s playing baseball. Harry was on the diamond in Harlem having fun with the kids, although they didn’t seem to give him a glove. Full Story

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Joss Whedon returns to TV

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 15, 2013 14:06:08 May 15, 2013 14:06:08
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Joss Whedon, God of Nerds, was, pre-Avengers, best known for genre TV fare like Buffy the Vampire Slayer and the criminally cancelled Firefly. Then Marvel came knocking and he hasn’t had a TV show since Dollhouse (the one thing he’s done that I could not make myself like) got canned in 2010. Full Story

Mrs Pitt and Jolie’s doctor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2013 13:35:19 May 15, 2013 13:35:19
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Brad Pitt’s mother, Jane Pitt, released a statement re: Angelina Jolie’s double mastectomy yesterday: “We’re so very proud of Angie, this means so much to our family especially our grandchildren. We love her dearly.” Like her son, she’s using Jolie’s nickname here. Full Story

May 15, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2013 13:22:23 May 15, 2013 13:22:23

Anna! Congratulations on Esme’s arrival! GossipCon loves you and is so excited and can’t wait to start training her! To Joanna -- I’m sorry about the sh-tty start to your year, literally! Without knowing your specific sign and birth times, it’s hard to prescribe a feng shui game plan to change your luck. Full Story

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Dear Gossips,

An op-ed in The New York Times > a cheesy PEOPLE Magazine cover, non? As you’d expect, there really is only one story today... It’s an inspiring, courageous story. But how to cover it editorially? Do you report it straight, resist the urge to snark and snide and speculate.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2013 19:31:25 May 14, 2013 19:31:25

Paul Giamatti: Joe Pesci + your farting uncle = perfect superhero villain? (The Superficial)

Gross. Vile. Gross. Vile. (Dlisted)

Doctor Who Matt Smith in a tricked out jacket and bare chest. Also I was yelled at yesterday for not spelling out DOCTOR. Noted. (Too Fab)

How Bradley Cooper is covering his bad hair (Pop Sugar)

Chris Pine is the sensitive type (Cele|bitchy)

I hate Jimmy Choo shoes and now Nicole Kidman is modelling them (Just Jared)

Is this why Pamela Anderson doesn’t dress like Pamela Anderson anymore? (Hollywood Tuna)

Kanye West and Kanye West’s girlfriend are having a princess-off (Amy Grindhouse)

Michael Bay probably wouldn’t let Megan Fox ride her bike in flats (Popoholic)

HORRIBLE dress on Eva Longoria (Go Fug Yourself)

Katie holds hands

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2013 18:41:20 May 14, 2013 18:41:20
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Was Katie Holmes allowed to be properly romantic in a movie while she was married to Tom Cruise? Her movies were so sh-t when she was married to Tom Cruise, I didn’t bother. Did you? If so, please tell me. Also, how did you make it through Jack & Jill? Here she is on the set of Mania Days in New York today with Luke Kirby. Full Story

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The Artist’s “public persona”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2013 18:05:46 May 14, 2013 18:05:46

James Franco covers the new comedy issue of GQ because he stars in the upcoming This Is The End. Why are only Apatow people considered for comedy prime coverage? So now he’s a comedian too, in addition to being an actor, director, painter, poet, and academic... Have I missed anything? Maybe illusionist? Master manipulator? No, no, no. Full Story