Now You See Me is out in theatres today. The film is getting mixed reviews. I’d see it if I wasn’t on assignment in LA. Because, as you know, I’ve been working on a Jesse Eisenberg problem that I thought I’d grow while watching the movie. But there may be a setback. A few of you have sent me this link and I’ve been sitting on this article for a week or so now trying to decide what I think of it. Full Story

After a series of sh-tty relationships, she thought she’d finally found the one. He says the right things, he wants to be with her all the time, he isn’t embarrassed to be seen with her. And he’s not motivated to do much other than to be with her. Life is not particularly challenging for either of them. Full Story

There. You see how easy that was? Duana just stopped whatever she was doing as soon as she saw those two words. Angela Chase is Duana’s spirit animal. If you ever really want to get Duana’s attention, just namecheck Angela Chase, or email her with the title MSCL. She’ll get back to you asap. Full Story

Yesterday we talked about how Cameron Diaz is set to cash in with a new man worth $4.5 billion. What's she going to have to do for all that money? According to his very pissed off ex-wife, a LOT. Elon Musk has been married twice. The first and longest marriage was to Justine Musk, his college sweetheart who stood by him as he built his fortune. Full Story

George Clooney and Matt Damon were in the English countryside continuing work on The Monuments Men. The photo agency has labelled the other dude as Jean Dujardin...but that doesn’t look like him to me. You? Anyway, what a great opportunity to segue back, again, to Behind The Candelabra. Full Story

The Smiths are getting a lot of attention this week, particularly for the, um, curious Vulture interview -- click here if you missed Duana’s post on it. Patterns and Joe Kennedy? Child’s play compared to the cray cray that is Courtney Love. Full Story

Katie Holmes looked very cheerful yesterday on the set of Mania Days in New York as rumours continue to build that her relationship with co-star Luke Kirby has become romantic. The two have been spending time together off-set, after work. According to the NY Daily News Full Story

Anni! Happy Birthday and, um, hope the “cheese situation” is going well...? Not really sure what I’m supposed to do about a photo. Is a regular block of cheese ok, or, like, should I include the Jersey Shore, too?  Full Story

A trailer for The Internship came on tv the other day. Jacek almost never, ever volunteers to go out and see a movie. He’d rather stay in and see a movie after enjoying a nice blend. Jacek’s reaction to The Internship preview? Oh, we have to go see that. It’s a Wedding Crashers thing. Full Story

The second time. Here’s Penelope Cruz in Spain looking SO cute in jeans, a Rolling Stones tee, and a leather jacket. Pene is expecting her second with Javier Bardem. But hey, guess what, she hasn’t been reminding us of it every five minutes. There was no photo shoot with baby Leo. Full Story