Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Dear Gossips,

I keep asking when it will end, this summer of Great Gossip, perhaps the best summer of Gossip we’ve had since, well, a long, long time. And there’s such a variety of it too, right? From covert divorces to flagrant cheaters to Olympic famewhores to Triangles becoming Rectangular engagements to Poseur Camelots and now naked royal scamps.  Read Full Intro

JKL NYC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2012 20:06:57 August 22, 2012 20:06:57
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TK /Splash

Oh look it’s Matthew McConaughey chilling on a street bench in New York today, wearing and living his motto... Just Keep Livin’ I mean, where else would you find him? This is what he actually does. As he tries not to think about food. McConaughey is supposed to lose another 10 lbs (he’s 25 down) by September to start shooting The Dallas Buyers’ Club. Full Story

Don’t forget that Nicole Kidman is really hot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2012 19:15:03 August 22, 2012 19:15:03

That seems to be the thesis of her interview and accompanying photo shoot with V Magazine. Nicole Kidman, now 45, is repeatedly offered to us by descriptors like these: “Her body being too sick for words” You’re right. The only insight that comes from these sorts of articles is from what they don’t say. Full Story

For your lunch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2012 18:28:09 August 22, 2012 18:28:09
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Fame/Flynet

In case the Avril/Chad engagement didn’t do it for you... Not sure why I’ve decided to gross you out as much as possible today but that’s where we’re at so, hey, here’s Billy Bob Thornton in West Hollywood last night wearing, I dunno, patchwork jeans (?), some sexy ass boots, and of course a partial armpit on his chin. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2012 18:00:35 August 22, 2012 18:00:35

And they say there’s no candour in television anymore! (Dlisted)

I think she looks REALLY good as a blonde (Too Fab)

Of course Lindsay Lohan bailed. Of course. (The Superficial)

God I love the song Dress You Up. Why can’t Madonna make music like that anymore? And also, Alexander Wang is SO beautiful (Just Jared)

Miley covers up hair, poses with fans (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate & Matt - couples gym! (Pop Sugar)

Is Kristen Stewart crying herself to sleep? (Cele|bitchy)

I’m so meh on Alexander Skarsgard (Hollywood PQ)

Lindsay Lohan doesn’t look the celebrity here (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Daniel Day-Lewis can literally be anyone (Towleroad)
 

Littlefinger poses!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2012 17:07:36 August 22, 2012 17:07:36
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WENN

And a now moment to geek out over Game Of Thrones.... Littlefinger - aka Aidan Gillen - was at the Irish premiere of Shadow Dancer. Yes he’s Irish. Which means Duana likes him even more now. I like him even more because he can work a red carpet. Look at our Littlefinger with his head tilted just so, lowered for the most flattering angle, and one foot slightly ahead of the other. Full Story

Ryan Gosling: TIFF Target

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2012 15:52:48 August 22, 2012 15:52:48
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Fame/Flynet

Ryan Gosling was on the TIFF list of expected attendees released yesterday. And you know what happens when Ryan is anywhere. Or nowhere. Every day there’s a phantom Ryan Gosling sighting. Sometimes he’s in Melbourne. Yesterday someone emailed from Miami squealing about a Facebook mention of him at a coffee house. Full Story

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The First Couple Of Canadian Music

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2012 15:14:25 August 22, 2012 15:14:25
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WENN

As every Canadian cringes... Come on. They’re perfect for each other. You don’t even have to think about it for that long -- Avril Lavigne and Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger make sense. Look at her. Look at him. They finally found each other. They are getting married. It happened while they were working together on her new album. Full Story

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Taylor Swift crashes Kennedy wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2012 14:02:11 August 22, 2012 14:02:11
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WENN

Let’s summarise what we have so far, shall we: Taylor Swift is fascinated by the Kennedys. She’s admitted it herself. She’s now dating 18 year old Conor Kennedy, son of Robert Kennedy Jr, who is going back to boarding school in a couple of weeks. She has spent (most of) the summer at the Kennedy Compound. Full Story

The Family F*ck-Up f*cks up again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2012 13:22:44 August 22, 2012 13:22:44
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Splash

Scamp! It was only a matter of time. He’d been so good for too long. He’d suppressed his true urges for much too long. He was well-behaved for ...too many months. Too many dinner jackets, too many official engagements, too much ... adult responsibility! And for someone like Harry, that sh-t is impossible to contain in Vegas. Full Story