Tom Hardy: the puppy and the PA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2013 15:11:47 March 22, 2013 15:11:47
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Tom  Hardy + Puppy, for the weekend. So it’s ok if you f-ck around today, rendered useless from so much cute. And please I don’t want to think about the puppy after. Like when the movie wraps and he’s all, wait a minute, I was so boss for a few weeks there and everyone cared about me and now why is my life so ordinary? Whose puppy is it anyway? Do we have to wait ‘til the junket to find this out? At least give us a name. Full Story

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March 22, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2013 14:46:58 March 22, 2013 14:46:58
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Louise! Happy Birthday with love from Janelle who made the following request in your honour: Ryan Gosling in a tuxedo, Colin Farrell casual sexy, and cheesy Taylor Lautner. Done! To Rachel who’s bummed out from Marilla who understands -- Channing Tatum (at the GI Joe UK premiere earlier this week) and Tim Riggins are here to temporary relief, and you should really, really listen to your friend because 3 seasons of Veronica Mars would actually help even more. Full Story

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Thursday, March 21, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Have you seen the clip of Tina Fey on Inside The Actors Studio yet? I won’t spoil it for you if you haven’t -- attached below. Tina, obviously, is the best, and everyone’s girl crush, including Duana, the Duana who once urged parents  Read Full Intro

If you think Ashton Kutcher is dumb, it means he’s smart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2013 20:22:59 March 21, 2013 20:22:59

Ashton Kutcher was interviewed by ELLE to promote the upcoming jOBS in which he plays Steve Jobs. The film screened at Sundance and was supposed to be released in April but has been pushed back, supposedly because it’s not that great. The piece is, obviously, mostly a dick-suck. Ashton is so tech-savvy. Full Story

Tiger thinks he’s Brange

Maria Posted by Maria at March 21, 2013 19:48:21 March 21, 2013 19:48:21

How closely did you follow the Tiger Woods cheating scandal? A parade of prostitutes, a frothy mistress, a mysterious car accident, the beautiful jilted wife…it was basically a story fit for Lifetime. But there have long been whispers that it was dirtier than reported, MUCH dirtier. That Tiger, though caught, wasn’t really exposed. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2013 19:28:30 March 21, 2013 19:28:30

Sasha Finds bows and flats for Paris in LifeStyle

I watched all of it too (Dlisted)

What Kanye West and Kanye West’s girlfriend are naming their son (The Superficial)

PRAISE THE HOLY TWI WE HAVE BEEN SAVED! (Too Fab)

Faith and Tim go castle-touring (Pop Sugar)

Benedict Cumberbatch fangirls Meryl Streep and doesn’t sound like a pompous ass for once (Cele|bitchy)

How Matthew McConaughey’s wife told him to hold on to his nuts (Just Jared)

I can never remember Ashley Benson’s face (Hollywood Tuna)

Old time gay and sweet (Towleroad)

Miley looks like she’s in a great mood...hours before Liam comes home (Popoholic)

I suppose it’s not the worst dress I’ve ever seen (Go Fug Yourself)

This is not even your future, Lindsay Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2013 18:20:30 March 21, 2013 18:20:30
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Wenn, Veronica Summers/ Splash

There was a premiere in Hollywood the other night for a movie called A Resurrection starring Mischa Barton. The trailer is attached below. This is exactly the kind of quality work you expect from Mischa Barton. And she does work steadily. TV movies, slasher films, etc. It’s rent. There was a time though when Mischa Barton, she could have been what Blake Lively has become. Full Story

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Beyonce for H&M

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2013 16:44:41 March 21, 2013 16:44:41

They’re calling it a partnership. When did spokesperson become a bad word? This is Beyonce for H&M. They say she had a hand in the design of the pieces in the campaign, inspired by her “individual style”. Sure. And the advertisements, soon to be staring at you in the face while you commute, will read: "Beyoncé as Mrs Carter in H&M" Look, putting aside how you feel about her and how tired you are of choking on her ego, let’s examine this from a brand marketing perspective because it’s quite intriguing. Full Story

How January Jones comes on...and I’m still bored

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2013 16:03:49 March 21, 2013 16:03:49
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But first -- check her out last night at the Mad Men Season 6 premiere. Hate this dress. If it were all black it may be different. But the white and baby blue here is like eye shadow on a bride. And GROSS shoes. Jones, as you know, has recently been in the news for allegedly riding up on Liam Hemsworth at an Oscar party and since then he and Miley Cyrus may or may not have called off their engagement or are getting back together or never broke up. Full Story

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Kate Moss’s sushi box

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2013 15:24:23 March 21, 2013 15:24:23
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This is not a euphemism for anything. It’s actually exactly as it reads: Kate Moss’s sushi box. She designed one. For some sushi chain that’s opening in London. Apparently there are 40 pieces and it’s covered in sequins with her name all over it. So basically, you can go there, to the Sushi Shop and eat Kate Moss’s sushi box. Full Story

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Yeah, I’m still freeballing...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2013 14:54:51 March 21, 2013 14:54:51
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Is what I’m reading from this expression on Jon Hamm’s face. The suit material is thick enough to hide the outline. Here’s Hamm at the Season 6 premiere the day after it was reported that Mad Men producers politely requested he wear underwear ostensibly so as to contain his uncontainable junk. Full Story

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