Friday, January 4, 2013

Dear Gossips,

We’ve not yet addressed the Producers Guild nominations that were announced earlier this week. Bond Skyfall made it on the list ahead of The Dark Knight Rises (on genre, I preferred the Batman over 007 and The Avengers over both), building towards a possible Oscar nomination next week, and The Master didn’t show up at all.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Jacek Posted by Jacek at January 4, 2013 20:15:29 January 4, 2013 20:15:29

It’s been too long! OK no it hasn’t.  Either way, I’m stepping in for Tingles today with Lainey somewhere over Oregon at the moment.  As Lainey mentioned in the intro, barring anything big breaking this will wrap up the week.  Please enjoy my deep insights into celebrity news and check out what our friends are saying.

Naomi Campbell is going to stab her assailants with a Blackberry (Dlisted)

I love curvy butts as much the next guy but I can’t imagine what this will be like in 8 months! (The Superficial)

Battle of the beach bods is no contest here (Too Fab)

Jason Statham and Rosie H-W PDA in the Alps (Pop Sugar)

Emmy Rossum is (too) glamorous in Manhattan Magazine (Cele|bitchy)

A little more meat on Leanne looks better but I can’t get past the rest (Just Jared)

Speaking of fakies… (Hollywood Tuna)

Kelly Clarkson on (not) being a lesbian (Towleroad)

Popoholic’s Top 10 Models of 2012 (Popoholic)

Joan Collins and Axl Rose dressed Rita Ora (Go Fug Yourself)

 

Jen needs wireless

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2013 18:29:26 January 4, 2013 18:29:26
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FameFlynet

I know the feeling. Our car broke down the other day when we were coming home from Tofino. Jacek remarked that I was surprisingly calm in comparison to what happens when I don't have wireless -- I turn into a mega c-nt, even more so than usual. Sh-tty wireless makes me crazy. And I'm now en route to LA to stay at a hotel that is notorious for its sh-tty wireless. Full Story

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Taylor & Harry’s Caribbean New Year

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2013 17:00:15 January 4, 2013 17:00:15

They were in New York for the ball drop, then it appears they took off  to the Caribbean. Here are Taylor Swift and Harry Styles posing with fans at a resort in the British Virgin Islands. They say the relationship started somewhere mid fall, let’s say end of October. So we’ve just completed 2 full months. Full Story

Chloe Sevigny’s New York

Dean Posted by Dean at January 4, 2013 16:05:10 January 4, 2013 16:05:10
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Splash

It’s so exciting to be at the very start of a new year, full of possibility, opportunity, fresh starts, etc. Still …isn’t it comforting to know that, while time may pass, Chloe Sevigny remains unchanged? That she’ll continue to prowl the streets of New York dressed like a human slipper/sock? That she’ll still appear completely miserable as she skulks out of luxury boutiques in Soho, even while draped in the pelts of the cast of Monsters, Inc. Full Story

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Emma’s shag

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2013 15:17:28 January 4, 2013 15:17:28

Remember Winona Ryder’s shag in Reality Bites? It’s one of my favourite hairstyles of all time. And you can’t quite get there when you cut it deliberately with that in mind. The best shags are the ones that happen naturally in the process of being grown out. Emma Watson is growing it out. Full Story

Kate Bosworth at 30

Maria Posted by Maria at January 4, 2013 15:00:10 January 4, 2013 15:00:10
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Whenever I see anything on Kate Bosworth, I immediately send it to Lainey because I know Kate holds a place in her heart (right next to Emmy Rossum). Kate turned 30 on January 2 and it was probably going to get her some good holiday coverage (since it’s a notoriously slow gossip time) until Jessica Simpson, Kanye West and their fetuses took over the conversation. Full Story

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Oil Money

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2013 14:47:11 January 4, 2013 14:47:11
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Lindsay Lohan has been in London for a week. And everyone knew she couldn’t pay for it herself. This is a girl who was once offered $7 million for a proper Hollywood movie. Now when she goes overseas, we’re all asking ourselves who she had to f-ck to front her plane ticket. Oil money. Full Story

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Thursday, January 3, 2013

Dear Gossips,

My ma’s favourite song of all time is Tennessee Waltz. Before they invented karaoke she used to sing it all the time, oh God. Then after they invented karaoke she sang it even more, oh God. I remember hearing it when I was very young, and one day paying closer attention to the lyrics: I was dancing with my darling to the Tennessee Waltz When an old friend I happened to see I introduced her to my loved one and while they were dancing My friend stole my sweetheart from me What? It’s a puffy-cloud name, Patti Page, but she got real when she sang.  Read Full Intro

Referring to yourself in the third bear

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2013 19:57:16 January 3, 2013 19:57:16

You can never go wrong with a Jennifer Lopez magazine spread. Not even if they’re sh-tty pictures. Even when they’re sh-tty the camera loves her. And she knows how to do something with it. “Jennifer Lopez is standing on the terrace of the Ciragan Palace hotel in Istanbul, shooting the cover of Bazaar. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2013 19:39:59 January 3, 2013 19:39:59

Hayley finds a sports bra for the small-busted in LifeStyle

Does Jude Law still cream your panties? (Dlisted)

I want this family to adopt me (Too Fab)

The most monetised pregnancy of all time (The Superficial)

Super cute dress on Emma Stone (Just Jared)

Who IS this lady? Why do people keep taking pictures of her with Euro trash? (Hollywood Tuna)

Lea Michele in a red bikini with Cory Monteith in Hawaii (Pop Sugar)

Kristen Stewart’s high fashion greasy hair (Cele|bitchy)

Not a bad cover, right? (Hollywood PQ)

Pamela Anderson on the beach (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Britney wants a makeover in 2013 (Celeb Dirty Laundry)