Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have sex

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2012 18:55:59 October 8, 2012 18:55:59

Oh I see what you did there, Nicole Kidman. Kidman covers the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar. The cover photo is terrible. This is what happens when you over-photoshop someone who’s been over-Botoxed. The result is frightening. The pictures inside however are much more appealing. It’s Nicole Kidman in fancy ass clothes hanging out at the monster truck track. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2012 18:16:44 October 8, 2012 18:16:44

OH MY GOD Hot Harry’s most beautiful cover (Dlisted)

Kelly Osbourne in a neon bikini (Too Fab)

I still don’t understand how this was legal (The Superficial)

Scott Speedman has a new girlfriend after breaking up with his old girlfriend five minutes ago (Just Jared)

I need to find a dress with this shoulder-neckline combination (Hollywood Tuna)

Britney’s boys are older now, but as Duana first pointed out - and it remains true - they’re hard to tell apart because they seem to grow so slowly (Pop Sugar)

For someone who claims she doesn’t think about herself or enjoy talking about herself, Kristen Stewart sure sounds like she thinks and talks about herself an awful lot (Cele|bitchy)

Tina Fey and her girls (Socialite Life)

What’s up with the stage vomit trend? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Have you noticed that it’s always autumn wherever Emma Stone goes? (I'm Not Obsessed)

Esquire gives Ashton Kutcher a cock-boost

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2012 16:47:54 October 8, 2012 16:47:54

It’s not that I don’t agree: Mila Kunis is indeed sexy. SUPER sexy. Totally understandable that she’s been named Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive. And in doing so, they just gave Ashton Kutcher several more inches to drag along with a limp. Our thoughts are with Demi Moore who just keeps eating it, over and over and over again. Full Story

“Gwyn, I love you”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2012 15:44:33 October 8, 2012 15:44:33
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But first… I f-cking love it when Beyonce makes “I am Sasha Fierce serious no smiles face” and drops the mic. And I really, really f-cking love it when Beyonce dances in group formation. Especially the Crazy In Love group dance formation. Next year, for my birthday, I am totally making my friends learn it with me. Full Story

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When Leaving Lebanon

Duana Posted by Duana at October 8, 2012 14:55:25 October 8, 2012 14:55:25
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Homeland Season 2 Episode 2 recap I am writing this after a long weekend with family and turkey and contentment. I feel good – anything but cynical. So, though I sometimes have to check myself, I feel like I can ask with impunity … How great is Carrie for Saul’s career? Think about what we’ve seen of him. Full Story

Shelfy is the first

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2012 14:07:28 October 8, 2012 14:07:28
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With a couple of weeks to go before the wedding, Jessica Biel spent the weekend in Paris for a photo shoot. Today she stepped out to go shopping on Avenue Montaigne. As you can see, she’s wearing those leather studded Isabel Marant pants which juuuuust appeared on the runway at PFW last month. Full Story

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October 8, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2012 13:58:55 October 8, 2012 13:58:55
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Kara! Happy Birthday from Jen, your sympathetic friend, also one of the last of the Toronto Blackberry holdouts. I’m a member of that club too! Here are a few of Jon Hamm since I hear you’re powering through Mad Men on Netflix. These are shots from September that I don’t remember posting. Full Story

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Friday, October 5, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Daniel Craig hosts Saturday Night Live tomorrow. I haven’t been this excited about a host in a while. Have you seen his promos? I’ve attached below. And, of course, there’s this  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2012 20:48:52 October 5, 2012 20:48:52

Sasha found some beautiful scarves and necklaces that are much less expensive than Chanel in LifeStyle.

OK this is super, super gross. But the way Michael K writes about it is also super, super funny. The “ring tone” part is the best. (Dlisted)

HOLY SHIT HOW IS STACEY DASH STILL THE SAME!?! (Too Fab)

What Lady Gaga is like as a house guest (The Superficial)

Come on, aren’t you a little impressed at how UNfamewhorey Sienna Miller was about her pregnancy and baby? (Just Jared)

Kate Upton future Bond Girl? (Hollywood Tuna)

Who ON EARTH would go as Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady for Halloween? Can you imagine?! (Pop Sugar)

Jennifer Lawrence covers British Vogue (Cele|bitchy)

Mr Kennedy is mad that Taylor Swift is spoiling his son (Celebedge)

SO much funnier than Two And A Half Men and Big Bang Theory (Crushable)

Makes total sense to me (Evil Beet Gossip)