Beyonce updates

April 19, 2012 14:32:40 Posted at April 19, 2012 14:32:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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INF

How much time did you lose on Beyonce’s Tumblr? Don’t lie. I know for some of you it was hours. I have a friend who sent me at least 8 emails about it all in succession. She studied every photo, every luxurious detail. Please. For me, when it first launched, I could not stop.  But I was stupid. I didn’t think Beysus would actually update her scripture so frequently. Full Story

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Tom Hiddleston in a suit

April 19, 2012 14:06:35 Posted at April 19, 2012 14:06:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Starface.ru/Splash

I meant to post these yesterday but wasn’t feeling great. This is Tom Hiddleston on Tuesday in Moscow at the Russian premiere of The Avengers. Like I said the other day, click here for a refresher, he really isn’t photogenic, I get it. If I had not interviewed him in person I wouldn’t know either. Full Story

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April 19, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

April 19, 2012 13:30:49 Posted at April 19, 2012 13:30:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Cassy in Savannah from your sister Andrea in Jacksonville! I heard about Daisy. I’m so, so, SO sorry and while I know this probably doesn’t help, please remember that all she knew was love and happiness; we should all be so lucky. I’ve been asked to pick out a great dog photo for you. I can’t think of one right now. Full Story

Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Dear Gossips,

Here’s the thing about how “arty” James Franco has become: even when he’s just messing around, you wonder if he’s actually just messing around, or whether or not, in a month or so, suddenly what was just a spell of silliness will become an installation somewhere, or an experimental album meant to challenge the boundaries of creative expression beyond the artist’s public consciousness, which is a series of words that makes no sense because, well, that sounds about right.

Franco keeps posting videos of himself singing along to pop songs. The latest is Carly Rae Jepsen’s Call Me Maybe. They’re actually kinda cute...if goofin’ is all it is. I want to believe that’s all it is. But somehow James Franco made everything have to mean something. And now it’s impossible to enjoy any of it without considering what it might mean. Or is the meta-ness of that is where he’d say the Art is?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey


James Franco on WhoSay

Pregnancy is still hard for Mimi

April 18, 2012 19:36:40 Posted at April 18, 2012 19:36:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And it’s been a year since she was pregnant!But first...Let’s all enjoy the gift of Mimi on the cover of SHAPE. Mimi in a bikini is one of life’s great joys. On very dark days, I google image “Mariah Carey bikini” and, well, it’s like Annie singing the “sun’ll come out”, because it does. Try it some time. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

April 18, 2012 18:34:42 Posted at April 18, 2012 18:34:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When is TLC going to make a show about the Hansons and all their babies? (Dlisted)

Kim Kardashian makes American civil service look really really good (The Superficial)

Jon Hamm’s playoff beard is more Round 3 than Round 1 (Just Jared)

Happiness, starring Jason Segel and Michelle Williams (Dose.ca)

Have you seen a lot of Maria Menounos’s body lately? (Hollywood Tuna)

It’s like...Mark Wahlberg became a Transformer (Pop Sugar)

Lindsay Lohan has wisdom to pass on to Amanda Bynes (The Blemish)

Kanye doesn’t know Kanye at all (Cele|bitchy)

Super pretty magazine photos of Felicity Jones (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I don’t love RDJ’s tie (Hollywood PQ)

It’s never Mr Martin

April 18, 2012 17:53:23 Posted at April 18, 2012 17:53:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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PCN

As you’d expect, Gwyneth Paltrow is taking a lot of sh-t today for this story that appeared in Page Six:  Just in time for Earth Week, Gwyneth Paltrow took a 10-second car ride from the Stella McCartney party to the following dinner in LA on Friday. Full Story

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Jessica Biel & the real Colin Farrell

April 18, 2012 17:13:58 Posted at April 18, 2012 17:13:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Handout/Getty

Colin Farrell, Jessica Biel, Kate Beckinsale, and director Len Wiseman were in Mexico yesterday for Summer of Sony to promote Total Recall opening in August which is interesting to me because, as I’ve been reporting Jessica’s fiancé, Justin Timberlake, is being seriously considered to play the part of Gypsy Husband in the film adaptation of Emma Forrest’s Your Voice In My Head based quite obviously on Forrest’s ex Colin Farrell. Full Story

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No birthday cake, just a birthday platter

April 18, 2012 16:29:16 Posted at April 18, 2012 16:29:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

There requires a certain discipline to be a celebrity. Duana referenced it last week in her post about Lady Gaga tweeting her popstar diet and workout routine. Click here if you missed it. Food indulgences must be defied. Food is evil. As Kate Moss once said, “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”. Full Story

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Get your hands off my boyfriend

April 18, 2012 15:39:00 Posted at April 18, 2012 15:39:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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London Entertainment/Splash

I LOVE these pictures of Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber at the Laker game last night. Because obviously I’m obsessed with them, but also because of the Photo Assumption you can apply to Selena’s face when a young fan approaches for a photo. Adversaries come in all ages and sizes. Selena and Justin were then asked to kiss for the camera. Full Story

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Presenting Kellan Lutz and Camilla Belle, festival judges

April 18, 2012 15:14:44 Posted at April 18, 2012 15:14:44
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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WENN

Lainey messaged me and asked if I wanted to address the inclusion of Twilight’s Kellan Lutz and…um…something’s Camilla Belle in the Tribeca Film Festival’s jury lineup. My response? “Oh yeah, sure, I was just telling someone how that’s not a real festival anyway.”Tribeca was founded by Robert DeNiro. Full Story

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