“Just say something that’s true”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2012 18:33:45 June 20, 2012 18:33:45

Loved the first trailer for The Master. Click here for a refresher. Have you seen the second? Last time the focus was on Joaquin Phoenix, the follower. This time we meet the leader, played by Philip Seymour Hoffman, who appears to be at his most brilliant in a role they say is based on L Ron Hubbard. Full Story

Here’s your Christian Grey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2012 17:52:55 June 20, 2012 17:52:55
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Bauer, Splash

Who? If you don’t know, congratulations. Because you obviously haven’t made the mistake of reading Fifty Shades of Grey. I envy you. I want to UN-read it. Can you imagine if un-reading was possible? I could UN-read Ethan Hawke’s books. And read Harry Potter again for the very first time? Anyway, Fifty Shades Of Grey is the story of Anastasia Steele who falls in love with Christian Grey who is super f-cked up and afraid of commitment and only wants to dick her in his special sex room and doesn’t want a relationship but of course then he falls in love with her because she’s not really that special, having just graduated from college with no particular distinction and no defined skills and no real personality. Full Story

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Macaulay Culkin’s Protective Bubble

Sarah Posted by Sarah at June 20, 2012 17:30:02 June 20, 2012 17:30:02
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Stephen Lovekin/Getty

There are a few actors who have earned my loyalty. Experience has taught me that on the whole, actors aren’t worth the time and energy we, the consuming public, put into them. Most of celebrity is smoke and mirrors, and more often than not, the actor you think you know has nothing to do with the actual person inside. Full Story

The new modern family

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2012 16:50:19 June 20, 2012 16:50:19
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INF

Mary-Kate Olsen is dating Olivier Sarkozy. She’s 26, he’s 42. Here they are in New York the other day with his daughter, a manifestation of the new modern family. Many of you are huffing about her smoking around the kid. I won’t get in the way of that except to say that Miss Sarkozy, given that her father runs in circles where meeting MK Olsen would even be possible, was probably already contaminated before MK entered her life. Full Story

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The breaking of Johnny & Vanessa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2012 16:06:52 June 20, 2012 16:06:52
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Fame/Flynet

Some more insight into the confirmation yesterday that Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis are over but first, the timing of the announcement was not an accident. They waited for all magazines to close on Monday before releasing their statement yesterday so that they’d be able to avoid the supermarket checkout this weekend. Full Story

Mark Wahlberg’s Cap & Gown

Maria Posted by Maria at June 20, 2012 15:59:29 June 20, 2012 15:59:29
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Doug Meszler/Splash

Mark Wahlberg stopped into Letterman to promote his new movie Ted last week. It looks strange, but I love Seth MacFarlane so who knows. (Lainey: I do not love Seth MacFarlane but Ted to me looks awesome if only for that scene about white trash names for girls.) Anyway, during the anecdote portion of the Letterman interview, he received a huge whoop from the crowd for saying he’s going back to high school, online, to get his diploma. Full Story

Maleficent is camping?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2012 15:10:10 June 20, 2012 15:10:10
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For some reason, seeing the Jolie in costume as Maleficent in England today surrounded by bulls (I think they’re bulls but if they’re not I apologise - I am terrible at identifying animals) reminded me of True Blood Season 2 and that crazy ass maenad Maryanne. Wasn’t she really horny for a divine bull or something? God I hated that storyline so much. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2012 21:00:31 June 19, 2012 21:00:31

You know it's slow when January goes ginger and everybody talks about it (The Superficial)

How much does Ryan Gosling hate his life today? (Dlisted)

JLo and her slum love and a gay conspiracy? (Celeb|itchy)

Few women can pull off sea foam and certainly not Hayden (Hollywood Tuna)

The McConaugheys come back from their honeymoon (Pop Sugar)

Check out Maggie and Gloria (Just Jared)

I like Olivia Munn in The Newsroom – have I talked about this yet? (Popoholic)

Hey look! Everybody’s being like Shia Labeouf (Towleroad)

The only thing Kim Kardashian has ever been honest about (Amy Grindhouse)

Do you like Elizabeth Banks’ cut outs? (Go Fug Yourself)

Bendy wins in America

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2012 20:05:49 June 19, 2012 20:05:49
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Wenn, Dave M. Benett/Getty

Benedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock was named Best Actor Movie/Miniseries at the Critics’ Choice Awards last night in Beverly Hills. But Bendy (which is a much better nickname for him considering how seemingly elastic his face is, and this serves him well creatively, doesn’t it?) was in England, attending the premiere of The Amazing Spider-Man and didn’t collect his prize. Full Story

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Things I Didn't Know Until This Morning

Duana Posted by Duana at June 19, 2012 19:13:18 June 19, 2012 19:13:18
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Charley Gallay Stephen Lovekin, Frederick M. Brown/Getty

The day I learned how to look at my internet history is one of the saddest of my life.  Not because of what I looked at, per se, (although some days...) but because there's that tab for “Today”.  You can see all the stuff you looked at JUST TODAY, and how this links to that, and which thread you followed - you can actually see the time being wasted. Full Story