Friday, February 15, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Safe Haven isn’t getting the best reviews. For the people who would go to Safe Haven though, reviews don’t matter. They keep trying to make Julianne Hough happen. Maybe Nicholas Sparks can finally accomplish that.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2013 22:32:45 February 15, 2013 22:32:45

The Ralph Lauren runway was amazing in LifeStyle.

This is how I imagine Gerard Butler would decorate his home (Dlisted)

OMG OMG Fontrum, Fast Five FONTRUM. You have to see this. (Too Fab)

So... when will Mila Kunis cut off Lindsay Lohan? (The Superficial)

Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper must really like working with David O Russell (Just Jared)

If it’s good enough for a Leo model ex... (Hollywood Tuna)

Brange went out on Valentine’s Day and were out-dressed by their kids (Pop Sugar)

Maggie Smith doesn’t watch Downton Abbey and I’m happy for her because it’s terrible (Cele|bitchy)

Chachi then and now (The Blemish)

The Top 3 Celebrity Bachelors...? (Romancebeat)

Miley Cyrus’s fashion week (Go Fug Yourself)

Love Triangles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2013 22:25:13 February 15, 2013 22:25:13
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Splash, Pacific Coast News

Somewhere between Brange-Aniston and LeAnne-Eddie-Brandi lives Kate Mara/Max Minghella/Justin Long. Maybe only 3 of you care about this but since Mara is in House Of Cards and everyone is talking about House Of Cards, it may be more interesting than you think. It’s interesting to me because I was one of the few who actually saw Ten Years. Full Story

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Ben Affleck Don Draper

Maria Posted by Maria at February 15, 2013 21:40:46 February 15, 2013 21:40:46
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Pablo/ FAMEFLYNET PICTURES

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are going strong, and despite the Oscar snub, my goodness is it paying off. Is Argo pretty much a lock for Best Picture at this point? (I hated it, did anyone else hate it? [Lainey: I liked it very much.] And I usually really enjoy Ben’s direction). The success of the Affleck campaign is due in no small part to Ben and Jen’s Walt and June Cleaver act. Full Story

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“I will live a happy life without you”, he lied

Duana Posted by Duana at February 15, 2013 18:51:42 February 15, 2013 18:51:42

The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 14 recap It took damn long enough!  Seriously, this episode, with the wandering and the moaning, and one person after another discovering that in fact there was only cure enough for one person, was kind of exhausting, wasn’t it? I mean, we get it already, and nobody’s relationships really changed, did they?    That’s not entirely true, I suppose. Full Story

Britney’s Valentine’s Date

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2013 17:51:25 February 15, 2013 17:51:25
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AKM/GSI / Keystone Press

Britney Spears went out for dinner last night and they’re calling this a “mystery man”. It’s been a month or so since it was formally announced that Britney and Jason Trawick were done. Everyone’s waiting then for Britney to find love again. Britney, as we know, finds love fast. Full Story

The Day of (a Mother’s) Love

Maria Posted by Maria at February 15, 2013 17:36:52 February 15, 2013 17:36:52

It was quite a tame Valentine’s Day, celebrity-wise. Jessica took Jackpot Johnson out for a spin, Goop showed us the joy of cooking for one and apparently Brad gifted Angie with breath mints. So when in doubt, turn to the mothers. Vanessa Minnillo shared a page from her private family diary with PEOPLE. Full Story

The Jolie Halitosis?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2013 17:22:31 February 15, 2013 17:22:31
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Apega /WENN.com

US Weekly printed a hilarious Valentine’s Day story yesterday about the Brange. According to the magazine, Brad Pitt gave Angelina Jolie a “breath freshening” product as a symbol of his love. The Eat Whatever system includes a gel tablet and breath mints to fix the odour coming from her mouth. Full Story

Tom Cruise vs Nazis & Pervs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2013 16:58:52 February 15, 2013 16:58:52

Many years ago, I wrote about the hierarchy of celebrity tabloids. In short, PEOPLE and US Weekly at the top, and the bottom feeders are Star, IN TOUCH, and Life & Style. If you’ve been reading my blog long enough, you know I rarely bother with a story that originates from the last three. Full Story