April 24, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

April 24, 2012 14:56:06 Posted at April 24, 2012 14:56:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For Andrea who is rushing through her last paper for law school and is still writing - by request, here are some “regular looking” Alexander Skarsgard photos from Coachella. Happily, he did not look like an asshole at Coachella. I wonder though if, eventually, all the assholes at Coachella will make it so that one day, even going to Coachella ends up only being for assholes. Full Story

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Monday, April 23, 2012

Dear Gossips,

One week after Brange engagement news dominated everyone, it’s Jennifer Aniston’s turn to try and own the headlines for a day, two max. Apparently she wants to get married too? We’ll break that down later. But will they ever stop jousting? What have I been saying about Country Bitch going to the Stanley Cup? Click here  Read Full Intro

Songs and Video Games

April 23, 2012 22:01:32 Posted at April 23, 2012 22:01:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Arnold Wells /WENN

We have hockey on all the time during Round 1 of the NHL playoffs. If it’s the same at your place, you know that you get to know the commercials really well this time of year. And they have one ad on repeat that is MAKING ME CRAZY.It’s some video game. A dude jumps off a building while remembering all the people he shot up in the war. Full Story

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Avengers Assemble with The Dark Knight

April 23, 2012 21:15:39 Posted at April 23, 2012 21:15:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Fame/Flynet, Elisabetta Villa/Getty

I don’t know if you’ve heard but a lot of critics are talking about The Avengers like it’s the rapture. Best super hero movie ever? Click here for a collection of analyses. I’m not nerd enough - at all - to be able to make any sort of declaration on the subject. Full Story

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James Franco on James Franco on James Franco on James Franco

April 23, 2012 20:36:50 Posted at April 23, 2012 20:36:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like a million layers of James Franco.I suppose art has always been vain but James Franco, the Artist, seems to be stretching that vanity to new limits. This is Franco last night at the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of Francophrenia (Or: Don’t Kill Me, I Know Where The Baby Is). And this is the official festival synopsis Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

April 23, 2012 19:19:15 Posted at April 23, 2012 19:19:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha’s answering cold-footed brides and people with sketchy friends in LifeStyle

Jennifer Aniston weed must be the best sh-t ever because goddamn Chelsea Handler is addicted to her (Dlisted)

What happens one day when H7 doesn’t want her mother to be her stylist? (Pop Sugar)


OMG. Did Zac Efron just break up with Leonardo DiCaprio? (Just Jared)

See now why can’t Stacy Keibler style her hair like this on red carpets? (Hollywood Tuna)

Busted: LeAnn Rimes told the paps to come at the wrong time (Cele|bitchy)

Now we’re whoring our ears (Socialite Life)

One of Tom Cruise’s daughters is trying to escape... to Skid Row. Guess which? (Celebedge)

Kate Upton, the Sports Illustrated girl, is wearing clothes that fit this time. But WHY are they so ugly??? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Ben Affleck looks hot. And has a lot sh-t to get done - check his devices - when Violet is dancing (I'm Not Obsessed)

Pink wedding wellies!

April 23, 2012 18:29:04 Posted at April 23, 2012 18:29:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, PCN

I wrote a couple of weeks ago, click here for a refresher, that we were expecting Carey Mulligan’s wedding. And it happened on Saturday at a farmhouse in England. Marcus Mumford is her husband now. It rained, as it does over there, that day so - according to Us Weekly Full Story

It's not Karl's muse

April 23, 2012 18:23:26 Posted at April 23, 2012 18:23:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, PCN, John Shearer/Getty

Remember when entertainment outlets were trying to sell us on Katy Perry's romance with Karl Lagerfeld's muse, the beautiful Baptiste? And we were like, um, that's not actually possible? I really wish they’d stop insulting us when they try to make up stories. It’s really offensive. Katy is not dating Baptiste. Full Story

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Orange Sherbet

April 23, 2012 18:07:50 Posted at April 23, 2012 18:07:50
Duana Posted by Duana
Courtesy AMC

Mad Men Season 5 Episode  6 recapI don't mean to start with a rant, but I need cable companies and AMC to get it together. PVRing Mad Men is an exercise in frustration, and even when it's noted as 1 hour, 5 minutes, that doesn't help if everything starts late.  Could we fix this already?  Or do we have to go back to the antiquated practice of watching the show in real time? Heh. Full Story

I can get engaged too!

April 23, 2012 16:46:03 Posted at April 23, 2012 16:46:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You didn’t think Jennifer Aniston would let the Brange engagement go by without getting in on the action herself, did you? After all these years, and all these salvos back and forth, and still their respective supporters insist it’s not about the tit for tat. It’s always about the titting and the tatting! And they do it to each other!     A week after the world lost its mind because Brad Pitt finally proposed to the Jolie, Gossip woke up this morning to a story on TMZ Full Story