Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2013 21:15:49 March 6, 2013 21:15:49

Please Shia LaBeouf. This should be your patron saint. (Dlisted)

Oh no...here comes the collaboration... (Too Fab)

OK, I am kinda curious what they’ll do with Princess Leia (The Superficial)

Is this a 3D dress because all I see is mesh and breasts (Just Jared)

How Selena Gomez and co spent their down time on the set of Spring Breakers, in bikinis, of course (Hollywood Tuna)

Drew & Cam on holiday together on the beach (Pop Sugar)

Rachel Weisz is basically saying she wouldn’t be like the Afflecks (Cele|bitchy)

Finally someone who articulately calls out the misuse of the word TOLERANCE (Towleroad)

Jennifer Aniston racing the clock? (Romance Beat)

Rihanna really does Instagram herself from every angle (Hollywood PQ)
 

Boy/Man Sh-t is also the Best Sh-t

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2013 19:52:45 March 6, 2013 19:52:45
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Girl Sh-t Is The Best Sh-t is a common phrase we use here at LaineyGossip and one I stole from my friend Lara. It really is. But Boy Sh-t is pretty great too. Previous examples of Boy Sh-t include Joseph Gordon-Levitt vs Michael Cera (click here for a refresher), Michael Bay vs Hugo Weaving, and Shia LaBeouf vs Jason Clarke and Tom Hardy on the set of Lawless (click here Full Story

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Adam Levine’s Obscure New Hookup/Empire

Dean Posted by Dean at March 6, 2013 18:57:45 March 6, 2013 18:57:45
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Adam Levine is allegedly* very freshly off the market, which is great for him, but better for us because this gossip involves the weirdest little piece of pop trivia. You see, Adam’s supposed new woman is apparently actress Amanda Setton. If you haven’t already scrolled down to check out her picture, you’re for sure wondering “who?”, because this girl has very low name recognition. Full Story

Demi Moore can’t let go or shouldn’t let go?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2013 17:52:26 March 6, 2013 17:52:26
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Having trouble with this one and I need your help. Please weigh in. Page Six is reporting that Demi Moore will be filing divorce papers imminently. Ashton Kutcher already filed in December. They’re fighting over cash money. Apparently it’s taking so long because Ashton made a lot of it while they were married and doesn’t want to hand over a fair share. Full Story

Dusk Falls on Twilight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2013 16:47:59 March 6, 2013 16:47:59
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Does that even make sense? I don’t know. But I’m running out of times of day. And moon phases. Waning Gibbous on Twilight didn’t sound so good. Anyway, the MTV Movie Award nominations were announced yesterday. Mega Twi-Hard anxiety ensued because Twilight, which has dominated this event for the last few years, only received one nomination… and not even the most important one: Best Kiss. Full Story

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Justified 4.9: “I’m talking about who we are”

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 6, 2013 16:17:51 March 6, 2013 16:17:51

Justified Season 4 Episode 9 recap SPOILER ALERT! LOOK AWAY IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED YET. I cannot believe Arlo is dead. It was inevitable, but I thought for sure he’d be there right through to the end. Then again, his relationship with Raylan had gotten so bad, where else did they have to go? Now we’re going to have to deal with the fall out of Arlo’s death, and also Colton killing Gutterson’s junkie Army buddy. Full Story

Daughter...or Dog?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2013 16:07:02 March 6, 2013 16:07:02
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Everyone's all lathered up today because apparently, when Catherine Cambridge was in Grimsby yesterday, she may have revealed that the future monarch is female. US Weekly reports that: During the engagement, the expectant Duchess of Cambridge, 31, was given a white teddy bear by a local, Diane Burton. Full Story

March 6, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2013 15:05:55 March 6, 2013 15:05:55

Simone! Karen calls you an “ageless gorgeous bitch” and, well, look at you. Of course you are. Happy Birthday from my girls and GossipCon! Happy 25th Birthday Marusa! According to Petra and Katja, you’ve postponed your milestone celebration until April so that you can focus on exams and complete your studies? Please. Full Story

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Dear Gossips,

If you’re watching the basketball game, or a five set tennis match between Djokovic and Nadal, or when young Rory McIlroy walks off the golf course and whinges about a sore tooth for pulling out of tournament, or if the ref makes a very, very bad call in favour, as always, of the Boston Bruins, do you think to yourself, well sh-t, I can’t wait to hear what Regis Philbin has to say about that.  Read Full Intro