Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2013 18:17:11 May 21, 2013 18:17:11

Christian Bale like this? Or Christian Bale in The Fighter? (Dlisted)

Who can we Gossip Genie set this guy up with? (The Superficial)

This Lady Gaga outfit is so disappointingly Courtney Stodden (Too Fab)

Good dress on Amy Poehler, non? (Pop Sugar)

LeAnn Rimes just can’t help herself (Cele|bitchy)

Ricky Martin and his boys. Who doesn’t have twins these days!? (Just Jared)

Not sure why Leighton Meester is dressing for Coachella when it’s not Coachella (Hollywood Tuna)

Yes. Because rehab is SUPPOSED to be hard (Amy Grindhouse)

Miley Cyrus promotes new single in swimwear (Popoholic)

This was heinous, totally (Go Fug Yourself)

Bradley Cooper’s Roxbury hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2013 17:34:47 May 21, 2013 17:34:47
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This one is for Katherine who just emailed me about having Bradley Cooper hotness confusion. Here’s Coop at The Hangover 3 premiere last night in a rust (copper, brown, what?) coloured suit. Points for the variety. It’s refreshing to see a man in something other than black or blue or grey. Full Story

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Jeremy Renner is not fired

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 21, 2013 17:06:10 May 21, 2013 17:06:10
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Last week a rumor surfaced about Jeremy Renner’s Hawkeye being out of The Avengers 2, and that Renner himself could be done with the franchise, as Marvel brass weren’t happy with some comments he made about how Hawkeye turned out. While Marvel is totally willing to recast (see also: Terrence Howard, Edward Norton), sh*t talking is not how you get kicked to the curb. Full Story

The family supports Hot Harry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2013 16:46:12 May 21, 2013 16:46:12
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Harry was busy yesterday. He and his brother visited with injured service personnel in Tidworth -- click here to see those photos if you missed them -- and then he was in London at the Chelsea Flower Show in support of his Sentebale charity’s forget-me-not garden. Full Story

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How Leo parties in Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2013 16:23:23 May 21, 2013 16:23:23
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Obsessed with these pictures. OBSESSED. Leonardo DiCaprio is still in Cannes. Last night he hit up Gotha with his party bitch Lukas Haas. He has his e-cig going, and also one tucked behind his ear. I understand this...because you never want your battery to run out at 3am. What’s fascinating about these shots though is that they give us opportunity to observe how Leo behaves in these environments. Full Story

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RDJ’s getting his

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2013 15:34:58 May 21, 2013 15:34:58
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“Where’s mine?” is what Robert Downey Jr was saying to himself after he finally cleaned up and married Susan and started working on quality films again, like Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, a great movie that did sh-t at the box office. Sarah from Cinesnark  Full Story

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Star Trek Merely Whelms

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 21, 2013 15:13:11 May 21, 2013 15:13:11

After a much-hyped worldwide publicity tour, Star Trek Into Darkness opened and…just kind of showed up. It’s an okay movie, with slick action and an ultimately frustrating plot, but I wouldn’t say it’s anything more than okay. Full Story

From Transformers to Turtles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2013 14:33:02 May 21, 2013 14:33:02
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Candelabras not invited. Speaking of the absurdities of filmmaking... Check out Megan Fox yesterday in New York shooting Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with co-star Alan Ritchmon. As you can see, he's wearing the framework of a turtle shell on his back. And then they'll add the rest in post. Full Story

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Behind The Candelabra in Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2013 14:02:44 May 21, 2013 14:02:44
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Michael Douglas and Matt Damon were in Cannes today to promote Behind The Candelabra, premiering on HBO and HBO Canada on Sunday. Here’s where I get spoiled and whiny and wonder about my screener. That said, I also haven’t checked the mail in several days. By the way, Game Of Thrones fans, Episode 9 has been pre-empted because of Memorial Day and Candelabra will air in its place so don’t be surprised if you tune in on Sunday expecting the Khaleesi and find a lot of rhinestone, marble, and hairspray instead. Full Story

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May 21, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2013 13:40:53 May 21, 2013 13:40:53
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Jen! Happy Birthday from Erin! Thank you for reading my smut from back when it was a newsletter. I’ll toast you and your minivan (even though you’re NOT MVM) tonight with a glass of wine...and over Kevin Bacon and David Beckham. Timely! Here are new shots of Bacon last night at an event and Becks getting emotional playing his final game as a professional soccer player. Full Story

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Monday, May 20, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Between Cannes and Brange and Beyonce and Robsten and the Afflecks and the Billboard Music Awards, it was a relentless weekend. Here’s how I see it -- on that list, Billboard is the lowest priority, right? Check LifeStyle through the day for red carpet photos and we’ll keep the main gossip page dedicated to the headliners.

As for Justin Bieber getting booed last night  -- fine, the kid is a punk, and while it may have been satisfying for some to see his bottom lip trembling, does the enjoyment hold up when you consider that Chris Brown wasn’t booed AT ALL and in fact received rapturous applause instead, particularly from women?

I’ve never wanted to but here’s more reason why it would suck to be up so close at this kind of award show:

Miguel, by the way, apologised to the girl afterwards and did an interview with her. Not sure if it’ll be enough to avoid a lawsuit. Needless to say, Miguel’s sh-tty long jump resulted immediately in a few hilarious memes. So far, this one is my favourite.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey