Kristen Stewart pre-Stewart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2012 21:30:16 December 13, 2012 21:30:16
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Kristen Stewart was photographed at lunch today in New York at Sarabeth’s in Tribeca. Lobster roll! I hope she had the lobster roll. Heads up Twi-Hards, when you go there, because I know you will, because she just did, get the lobster roll. Stewart is supposed to be on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart tonight. Full Story

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First Audrey Hepburn...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2012 21:16:53 December 13, 2012 21:16:53
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Now Jane Austen. Jennifer Love Hewitt is adapting Pride and Prejudice for Lifetime. Sure. I’ll wait here while you punch yourself in the face. But you might want to hold some back, because I’m not done, and you’ll probably want to punch yourself in the face again after you read the rest. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2012 20:38:10 December 13, 2012 20:38:10

Sasha finds Taylor Swift’s fox sweater in LifeStyle.

OK, even after reading this, I’m STILL nosy enough to want to be invited to Tom Cruise’s house (Dlisted)

I would totally report from the Lindsay Lohan garage sale (The Superficial)

Celebrity Holiday TwitPics - um, oh hi, Naya Rivera (Too Fab)

Matt Damon on the time he had to straddle Michael Douglas (Pop Sugar)

More signs that Jennifer Aniston may or may not be pregnant or not (Cele|bitchy)

Bradley Cooper, the nominee, steps out in green (Just Jared)

I hate this hoodie so much (Hollywood Tuna)

It’s raining on Wolverine (Pink Is The New Blog)

Megan Fox’s hair: real or fake? (Popoholic)

Kristen Stewart in ... boxing shorts? I dig. (Go Fug Yourself)

Sean Penn needs love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2012 20:07:02 December 13, 2012 20:07:02

Sean Penn wrote about Sean Penn for Esquire. As celebrity interview/articles go, this one isn’t a puff piece. There is some insight. There is a lot of honesty, and it goes hand in hand with a lot of self-congratulation, but at least it’s not boring. He comes from a generation of actors -- let’s call it, arbitrarily, the Class of ’81: the Sean Penns, the Tom Cruises -- who are not boring, and certainly so much more interesting than the Ashley Greenes and the Chace Crawfords being trotted out one after another. Full Story

Two Winners

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2012 18:09:41 December 13, 2012 18:09:41
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As we look back on 2012, no, wait, when we kicked off 2012, did you think we’d be including Katie Holmes and Blake Lively on the Winners List? OK Blake...maybe. How Did She Do That started in 2011, when she secured Leo and then dumped in him favour of Ryan Reynolds. Who married her in 2012. Full Story

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Hushpuppy and Lindsay Lohan got robbed!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2012 17:02:20 December 13, 2012 17:02:20
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But first... Can we play Photo Assumption on this shot of Megan Fox and Jessica Alba? Fox being there, I sort of understand, because she’s in This Is 40, coming out very soon. Alba...? What was Alba’s last movie? I don’t remember Alba’s last movie. Does Alba even make movies anymore?  I think of Alba now and hemp diapers come to mind. Full Story

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Taylor Swift’s birthday nomination

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2012 16:24:06 December 13, 2012 16:24:06
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Well, you knew that was happening as soon as she wrote the song for The Hunger Games soundtrack. That’s all the Hollywood Foreign Press Association would have needed to put her name down for a nomination. Have they even listened to the music? Please. Who cares? Does it matter? Taylor Swift has been nominated for a Golden Globe. Full Story

The return of Respek

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2012 15:21:42 December 13, 2012 15:21:42
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Booyakasha! Let’s start the day on a lighter note... Sacha Baron Cohen was honoured last night in London at the British Comedy Awards. (How low budget is that set? And I would never, ever ask them to change it. There’s a certain charm in that, non?) Ben Kingsley presented. And Ali G accepted. Full Story

December 13, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2012 15:08:33 December 13, 2012 15:08:33

Lolan! Happy Birthday! It’s been a long, long time, you and me, right? Thank you for coming back for so many years. Please keep coming back for more! And by request, here’s your #1, Rosario Dawson. While you’re Christmas shopping, would you consider downsizing at the same time? Covenant House in TORONTO is short of winter coats this season for the youth and could really use a few gently used outer garments to keep the kids warm. Full Story