Cate, Christian, and Imogen shooting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2012 15:59:55 June 14, 2012 15:59:55
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As I wrote last week, I am really, really enjoying seeing Christian Bale working on a movie where he can resemble himself, at least physically - no weight loss or gain, no mask, no period costumes, in modern street clothes without any transformational assistance to get into character. Here he is with Cate Blanchett yesterday in LA working on Terrence Malick’s Knight Of Cups. Full Story

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Fight Night: Chris Brown vs Drake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2012 15:32:23 June 14, 2012 15:32:23

Before we get into this though, a quick word on the bullsh-t Pacquio/Bradley decision? Is the WBO bankrolled by the Chinese Communist government? It stanks just as badly of corruption and foul. Ok so last night in New York, Chris Brown and Drake both show up at a club called WIP. By the end of the evening, Brown’s chin was cut open, supposedly by a member of Drake’s entourage. Full Story

June 14, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2012 15:01:13 June 14, 2012 15:01:13

Congratulations to the Class of 2012 convocating from Osgoode Hall Law School today! You know, there are a LOT of lawyers who love smut. They show up at the Smut Soiree. So I’m hopeful you’re not breaking up with me now that you’re done with classes. Go forth with your bright futures! To Becky from Carol - congratulations on the birth of your third baby! I wish you, in the short term, every opportunity to SLEEP! To Sheila and her fellow Spartanistas who completed the Spartan Super in Mont Tremblant - well done over 8 miles of mud and 20 obstacles! SO impressive! Please tell me you rewarded yourselves afterwards? With some beers? Burgers? Grease? Pie? Congratulations! And for Melissa on your 30th Birthday from your husband who adorably sent a request for “Eric Norseman + Bill Compton”. Full Story

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Re: the Paramount photo in Vanity Fair - click here if you missed the article from yesterday - and whether or not there’s behind-the-scenes video -- many of you thought they faked it, that they must have been photographed separately in singles, pairs, and clumps and then pieced together.  Read Full Intro

Castle & Beckett are not together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2012 21:07:04 June 13, 2012 21:07:04
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Relax, shippers! I mean the actors… It’s not just TwiHards who get all TwiHardy about their favourite couple. Castle fans are some of the most intense television watchers out there. And they waited four seasons for their characters to finally kiss in the finale last month. How was it for you? Here’s your man Nathan Fillion in Monaco today at the Monte Carlo TV and Film Festival. Full Story

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What’s different?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2012 20:54:18 June 13, 2012 20:54:18
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Jason Segel is overseas promoting Five Year Engagement. What’s different about him? Is it just? He looks different to me. Good different. Maybe it’s love. Maybe it’s loving Michelle Williams.  Full Story

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Renesmee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2012 20:45:53 June 13, 2012 20:45:53

I’d not seen the cover of the new Entertainment Weekly this morning when I received the following email from Duana. NB - Duana has not read Twilight. From: Duana To: Elaine Subject: wait, sorry… Is “Renesmee” a PORTMANTEAU? Hilarious, right? For many reasons but after laughing at Duana’s voice in my head sneering out those words, it became even funnier to me the garden variety Twi-Hard even knowing the definition of the word Portmanteau. Full Story

On True Blood Season 5

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2012 19:34:53 June 13, 2012 19:34:53
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What did you think of the season premiere on Sunday? Terrible, right? Even the sex was terrible. And I know I’m not the only person shouting WHO CARES ABOUT ARLENE AND TERRY??? Did they give her a big contract after the first season? Is this about getting their money’s worth? Because goddamn that storyline is hurting. Full Story

Party with LMFAO at the exclusive Universal Music Canada Just Dance 4 Afterparty!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2012 19:19:17 June 13, 2012 19:19:17

The MMVA’s are on Sunday.  It’s a major summer event in Canada, attractive some of the biggest names in the business. This year’s attendees include Bieber and Katy Perry and Kelly Clarkson (!!!) and the girl who currently owns the #1, Carly Rae Jepsen. Um, even Colin Powell is singing Call Me Maybe these days. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2012 18:36:58 June 13, 2012 18:36:58

Look…Blue Ivy > Renesmee, ok? (Dlisted)

Kim Kardashian or a porn star? I’m sure it’s not the first time…(The Superficial)

Jay-Z mentors Willow for Annie (Just Jared)

I still don’t understand why Kelly Brook is such a big ass deal (Hollywood Tuna)

I still can’t tell Britney’s boys apart (Pop Sugar)

Why is Jenny McCarthy so up in my face right now? (Cele|bitchy)

And WHY would Ryan Gosling take a role that’s essentially the broke ass’s Robert Pattinson/Edward Cullen, as if the original wasn’t actually bad enough??? (Evil Beet Gossip)

Still…even still… I am STILL not sick of this song (Towleroad)

Gisele modelling bikinis (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Dexter 7. You ready? (Pink Is The New Blog)

 

Penelope for Rome, Ridley, and Pedro

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2012 17:49:14 June 13, 2012 17:49:14
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Here are Penelope Cruz, Javier Bardem, and their little Leo heading out of Madrid last week. To Rome With Love opens in limited release on June 22. There should be a promotional appearance for it coming soon. Or several. Have you seen the trailer? I hate. The music makes me crazy. The music makes me wonder if the entire film will be all Mamma Mia Pizzeria Ciao Bella Gucci Donatella! Anyway, Pene’s next project will also be an ensemble. Full Story

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