You can’t be polite around Lindsay Lohan

April 5, 2012 18:18:41 Posted at April 5, 2012 18:18:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Robert Pattinson is dating Kristen Stewart. And they are very serious about each other. And he’s really, really into her. And he did not cheat on her with Lindsay Lohan. The problem with Lindsay Lohan however is that you can’t mess around with her sh-t. Like not even a polite greeting. Having bad manners is forgivable when they’re directed at Lindsay Lohan. Full Story

GOOP and the new mother

April 5, 2012 17:38:28 Posted at April 5, 2012 17:38:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Today’s GOOP is holiday appropriate - all about the egg: the birth egg. After all, pregnancy is the female obsession. True story:Our nephew came over last week. He’s 11, grade 6. The public nurse has been coming around to talk to them about their bodies and “hormones”. He loves this discussion, tries to bring it up in every conversation. Full Story

The B.I.C. is a tree

April 5, 2012 15:30:58 Posted at April 5, 2012 15:30:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m not sure how I’ll be able to work the rest of the day. Because all I want to do is spend hours on Beyonce’s brand new Tumblr.So many personal photos. And video! Like this one: Remember when people - I guess they still do - insisted that that was a prosthetic? Please. Don’t be ridiculous. Of course Gwyneth is included. Full Story

Vanessa’s in Paris but not with Johnny

April 5, 2012 15:09:52 Posted at April 5, 2012 15:09:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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INF

Johnny should be in New Mexico working on The Lone Ranger. His reportedly estranged girlfriend Vanessa Paradis meanwhile is at home in Paris, seen yesterday leaving Ralph’s restaurant after a meeting with French musician Benjamin Biolay. It was rumoured last year that the two would be collaborating on new music after Biolay said during an interview that he would like to write her a few songs. Full Story

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Jeremy Renner’s time is nigh

April 5, 2012 14:45:40 Posted at April 5, 2012 14:45:40
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If you don’t read my site, and let’s go ahead and assume you don’t, you might not know that I have a bit of a crush on Jeremy Renner. Or, more specifically, on his cute butt. Ever since his Oscar-nominated turn in The Hurt Locker in 2008, Renner’s star has been steadily on the rise, and now he’s poised to be the Next Big Thing with two major movies bookending the summer. Full Story

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Hot Harry on a Horse - are you decorating?

April 5, 2012 14:32:30 Posted at April 5, 2012 14:32:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Prince Harry was spotted leaving a shoppe called Fake Landscapes in London yesterday. You’ll recall, it was reported last week that Harry’s moved out of his dad’s place and into a bachelor suite at Kensington Palace; he’s now next-wing neighbours with the Cambridges. So...Is Harry decorating? Making the place presentable?Very sensible to choose items that don’t need to be watered. Full Story

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Dear Gossips,

They made a big ass deal this morning over Ryan Seacrest on The Today Show on NBC. Since signing a massive $300 million deal with Clear Channel a couple of months ago, there’s been a lot of speculation about whether or not Seacrest would be quitting American Idol and taking over from Matt Lauer.  Read Full Intro

Young & Popular

April 4, 2012 21:31:58 Posted at April 4, 2012 21:31:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Not a person, but a couple.The ratio of sh-t talking messages to “yay love them” messages about the Michelle Williams/Jason Segel hook-up has been 1-1000. Almost everyone likes the idea. Sounds like Busy Phillips figured it out for everyone. But it’s only the beginning. And making love work in Hollywood is so challenging. Full Story

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The Legend Of Ryan Gosling

April 4, 2012 19:46:23 Posted at April 4, 2012 19:46:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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You hear about this?A British journalist called Laurie Penny was crossing the street the wrong way yesterday and could have been hit by a cab but Ryan Gosling “rescued” her. Then she tweeted about it. The story made headlines everywhere. Click here Full Story

Why Mindy Kaling is important

April 4, 2012 19:13:54 Posted at April 4, 2012 19:13:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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This is Mindy Kaling in LA pretending to be NY shooting her pilot. And great timing too after Vanity Fair’s ridiculous cover yesterday featuring women in television but only under the covers. Click here to revisit that post. It’s enough to make Lee Aronsohn hire another stripper to star in the season finale of Two And A Half Men. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

April 4, 2012 17:44:11 Posted at April 4, 2012 17:44:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha’s INTO some bags for Coachella in LifeStyle

Size doesn’t matter when it comes to Mark Ruffalo (Dlisted)

Everyone hates Ashton Kutcher (The Superficial)

A model at 58 (Hollywood Tuna)

Is Ryan Gosling the apple? Or is Andrew Garfield the apple? (Pop Sugar)

Why Dakota Fanning won’t tweet (Just Jared)

The theory behind Wilmer Valderrama getting all that ass (Cele|bitchy)

I’m willing to wait for Adele. Aren’t you? (Evil Beet Gossip)

That is SUCH A CUTE BATHING SUIT! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

What will Flynn Bloom be when he grows up? (Celebuzz)

I quite like this Claire Danes photoshoot (Hollywood PQ)