August 2, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2012 14:39:51 August 2, 2012 14:39:51

Caroline Baday was a regular reader of this blog for a few years. She would email every few months or so and the last time I heard from her was in February to share her amusement that Hamish Bowles was posing as hard as Victoria Beckham in these photos Full Story

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Who is your favourite face so far from London 2012? For me definitely Zulfiya Chinshanlo who set a new world record in the clean and jerk the other day. Look at those eyes! It’s only Day 5 and I already miss the Olympics.  Read Full Intro

Princess Serenity finds a substitute

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2012 20:23:15 August 1, 2012 20:23:15
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KCS/Splash

The last time we checked in with Her Highness of Serenity, Charlene of Monaco, she was busy being grossed out by her husband, Prince Albert. Remember that CBS interview? And remember when she took on a totally different demeanor around the pool, all flirty-ish with the South African swimmer? Click here Full Story

Michael Fassbender’s well cut suit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2012 20:05:56 August 1, 2012 20:05:56
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INF

Michael Fassbender is shooting The Counselor in London. He was photographed today looking very smart on set in a beautifully cut suit. Believe it or not, I didn’t initially see what you no doubt saw immediately. It’s just... my eye goes elsewhere. To the shoulders, to the waist, to how the pants hang at the bottom. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2012 19:36:11 August 1, 2012 19:36:11

The Sexiest Elephant Man Alive? (Dlisted)

Catherine of William is better dressed than Diane Kruger? (Too Fab)

I very much want to be best friends with Snoop Lion (The Superficial)

Fashion killed Victoria Beckham’s smile (Just Jared)

Paulina Gretzky shows her cleave but not on social networking this time (Hollywood Tuna)

My ma the Squawking Chicken would really be into Matt Damon’s gold chain (Pop Sugar)

Katy Perry wants to be courted, hard (Cele|bitchy)

Daniel Craig as Bond, shirtless by the pool (Towleroad)

Gisele’s baby bump on the beach (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Johnny Depp is going from Chanel to GUESS? Please. (Hollywood PQ)
 

Bear went to the John Travolta?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2012 17:57:00 August 1, 2012 17:57:00

Well, not quite. John Travolta likes his rub'n'tuggers to be men. It appears Jennifer Lopez's boyfriend prefers to be jerked off by proper female sex workers and not unsuspecting massage therapists.  IN TOUCH Weekly is reporting that Casper Smart went to an "exotic massage parlour" last week in NYC a day before JLo's bday party and was serviced by "Bibi" who says he was "in a big hurry" and "lasted for 10 minutes". Full Story

Co-ed Katie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2012 16:45:31 August 1, 2012 16:45:31
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PCN

Katie Holmes was photographed in New York yesterday. Tom Cruise took Suri to Disney World so she's on her own in the city.  She looks like a college student, non? It's yet another side of the new single Katie. She takes cabs. Her hair is long and often unbrushed. She's no longer expected to be groomed in the likeness of a Mrs Cruise. Full Story

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Don’t say her name

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2012 14:15:05 August 1, 2012 14:15:05
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WENN

There are so many ways to cut someone down. There is an art to cutting someone down. When it’s done right, it is a beautiful thing. And then we have Karl Lagerfeld. Who is a legend for creating beautiful things and now, in recent years, for saying many beautiful cutting things. Karl spoke to The Sun in the UK; the subject was British girls, in particular the Middletons: “Kate Middleton has a nice silhouette and she is the right girl for that boy. Full Story

Marvel wants to take over your TV, too

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 1, 2012 14:04:06 August 1, 2012 14:04:06

In the wake of the success of The Avengers, Marvel is, of course, looking for ways to keep expanding their brand. Over the last few years, they’ve pursued traditional cross-platform partners with comic book tie-ins and an animated series (The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes), but now they’re eyeing the big prize: primetime television. Full Story

US Weekly: the focus on Robert Pattinson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2012 13:14:30 August 1, 2012 13:14:30

It’s a smart play by the magazine this week to move the story forward by shifting attention over to Robert Pattinson; Rob Sympathy will sell. Before getting into US Weekly’s exclusive details though, just a quick note on the reporting that’s coming from other outlets. As we all know, US has owned everyone else’s ass on this story, including PEOPLE, after breaking the scandal last week. Full Story