July 2, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2013 13:09:28 July 2, 2013 13:09:28

Hey Joan – I hear you’ve been dealing with some dickheads. Their cruelty is unforgiveable. So vent to Michelle, lean on your friends, whatever you need. But don’t let them see they can hurt you. It what they’ll never be able to get from you, right? To Allison from Katherine, Judy, Caitlyn, and Didi – welcome back from your twin maternity leave! Judy says Josie and Elliott’s mother is a smuthound to the core? They were being trained from birth, right?! F-ck Floods and Calgary Strong. Full Story

Monday, July 1, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Happy Canada Day!

Sorry about the late start. I honoured my country’s birthday by sleeping in. As it’s a holiday for Canadians, today’s column will be light. Full schedule will resume tomorrow. Which is when Duana’s analysis of Ace Knute Johnson will be posted.

So… I spent part of Saturday in a small hotel room talking to Idris Elba and Charlie Hunnam in San Francisco at the Pacific Rim junket. I spent Saturday night at BC Place in Vancouver, listening 42,000 mostly girls scream for Taylor Swift. It was my 10 year old niece’s very first concert. We bought her the tickets at Christmas. She’d been counting down for 6 months. It was, literally, as she kept saying, the most amazing night of her life. In her mind then, Taylor Swift and I will be connected forever. In my mind, she, Taylor Swift, Idris Elba, and Charlie Hunnam will be connected forever. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to process this.

Yours in gossip,


Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2013 18:14:48 July 1, 2013 18:14:48

Cutting out early to enjoy the rest of Canada Day. Back tomorrow on regular schedule!

Ian Somerhalder in the bath with a beer (Dlisted)

Canada’s blonde, busty baby turns 46 (Too Fab)

The classiest engagement location. They classiest engagement t-shirt. The classiest engagement dress. (The Superficial)

All the Skarsgards (Just Jared)

One of these is apparently Jake Gyllenhaal’s new girlfriend (Hollywood Tuna)

Kristen Stewart arrives for Paris Haute Couture week (Pop Sugar)

Benedict Cumberbatch in flip-flops: hot for some…and definitely not for the rest of us (Cele|bitchy)

What the hell is Selena Gomez wearing? (Socialite Life)

Robert Pattinson and a red-headed Kristen Stewart lookalike (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Ashton Kutcher really dressed up to promote his movie (I'm Not Obsessed)

Mimi’s Happy Canada Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2013 18:04:32 July 1, 2013 18:04:32
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Look at my lovely. Look at her in silver, celebrating herself, with sequins and rhinestones, making sex eyes and breathing with her mouth open, being all extra with her (fake?) vocals last night at the BET Awards. You know, people are criticising my Mimi today for her sh-tty lip-synch but they don’t understand. Full Story

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Uncle Charlie’s friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2013 17:50:07 July 1, 2013 17:50:07
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This is what I love about the BET Awards – the audience is SO into it. Normally, at the other shows, maybe the first two rows are getting down, and always Taylor Swift, but everyone else doesn’t know what the f-ck to do with themselves. At BET? Everyone is grooving, everyone knows every word. Full Story

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The First Couple of French film

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2013 17:19:20 July 1, 2013 17:19:20

We Canadians, we get Avril and Chad. Who are getting married in France. Over in France, they get Marion Cotillard and Guillaume Canet who, as far as we know, are not married and what does it matter? Their love is my love. You know what would give me great anxiety? If I had to choose between them and My Obsession, Sam and Aaron Taylor-Johnson. Full Story

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Katniss covers the September issue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2013 16:57:28 July 1, 2013 16:57:28
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As we all know, it’s Vogue’s biggest of the year. And this year, it will be Jennifer Lawrence on the cover. Was there really any other choice? She won an Oscar. She wears Dior. Everyone loves her. And in November, Catching Fire is expected to own the box office. It would not have been a hard decision for Anne Wintour. Full Story

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Leo’s Hampton’s weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2013 16:36:42 July 1, 2013 16:36:42

I know you’re desperate for an update on Leonardo DiCaprio’s current relationship with is latest model, Toni Garrn. They’re still together. At least they were yesterday because another model, Louisa Warwick, posted the attached photo Full Story

The Q.U.E.E.N. of BET

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2013 16:29:47 July 1, 2013 16:29:47
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It was not our Mimi. Sorry Mimi! The awards were … well… not that important. It’s the performances at the BET Awards that make the show so much more watchable than almost all other music award shows. Most people are still talking about the Charlie Wilson tribute which was indeed awesome and we’ll get to that later but first. Full Story

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The First Couple of Canadian music marry on Canada Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2013 15:42:45 July 1, 2013 15:42:45
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Oh Canada Our home and native land… Today we celebrate our nation’s birthday… by celebrating the love of our nation’s, um, most musical couple. Throw up two fingers and a thumb, turn it backwards, stick out your tongue, and let out a Hell Yeah. Or, you know, don’t. Full Story

July 1, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2013 15:30:53 July 1, 2013 15:30:53

Rita! Happy 30th Birthday with love from Judy who says she’s had to live with your endless gross crushes, like 50 Cent and Colin Farrell, the only one she can support. Congratulations Brigitte on finishing med school – you’re a DOCTOR now! Your sisters are so proud of you! And so is Tom Hardy. Full Story