Alison Pill has arrived

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2012 20:28:37 September 13, 2012 20:28:37

A nude photo situation led to her very first dedicated gossip story in Page Six -- there was no professional downside AT ALL to Alison Pill’s breast reveal. This is our world now. According to Page Six, Alison was “falling down drunk” and talking about her farts on Monday night at a fashion party. Full Story

Deep Thoughts on Chris Evans

Sarah Posted by Sarah at September 13, 2012 19:55:51 September 13, 2012 19:55:51

I have always liked Chris Evans. In my early days writing for LaineyGossip, I took a lot of sh*t from Lainey for liking him, but I think maybe she’s starting to come around. He’s a low-key guy, good looking but not obnoxious about it, and thanks to the career intervention of Marvel and Captain America, he’s finally in some movies that aren’t embarrassing to be caught seeing in public. Full Story

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GOOP for J Crew

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2012 18:30:27 September 13, 2012 18:30:27

The new issue of GOOP is essentially an advertisement for J Crew. She picks her favourite items. She poses in her favourite items. She looks amazing in their clothes. Admit it, if there was anyone made for J Crew, it would be Gwyneth Paltrow. Click here Full Story

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Princess speaks in white and gold

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2012 16:39:17 September 13, 2012 16:39:17
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Prince William and his Catherine arrived in Malaysia today where Kate gave a speech in support of a palliative care facility for children. It was an improvement over the first time she spoke in public - click here for a refresher. The pauses between sentences were not so long. Full Story

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Tom Cruise, Katie, and Kirstie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2012 15:45:37 September 13, 2012 15:45:37
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While his ex-wife Katie Holmes was presenting for the first time at NY Fashion Week - click here to see the collection if you missed it yesterday - and being celebrated by the fashion world (?!?), Tom Cruise was over in London preparing for a new movie. Full Story

TIFF REVIEW: Spring Breakers. Or the time I felt like I did 47 jello shots and passed out with no clothes on

Dan Posted by Dan at September 13, 2012 15:12:52 September 13, 2012 15:12:52
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I debated about writing my Spring Breakers experience as one long stream of consciousness because trying to articulate my feelings about this film in any other form seemed almost impossible. But here goes… I left the movie, directed by cult film icon Harmony Korine, feeling like I had just spent twenty-four hours in a trashy nightclub. Full Story

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Dr Phil & the Drunk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2012 14:24:13 September 13, 2012 14:24:13

I don’t watch Dr Phil. But I think I might if this preview delivers on its promise -- that he will call out Dina Lohan for being a piece of sh-t and raising a piece of sh-t. Lindsay Lohan, of course. It’s the most glorious low-classy body language you have ever seen. It’s the trademark Lohan denial and excuse-making. Full Story

September 13, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2012 13:40:05 September 13, 2012 13:40:05

Cat! Good luck today and tomorrow as Lady Macbeth in ACT PEI’s production of Macbeth! OMG, how do you memorise all those lines!?! For Kim from Nancy who says you’ve had a “pretty f-cking sh-t year” and still, you walked with your team - 60km in support of Weekend To End Women’s Cancers. Full Story

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Katie Holmes shows at NY Fashion Week today. Really, really can’t wait to see the collection. I mean, she’s gorgeous. And you know how even she looks in her own clothes. Can they be improved on the runway in shapeless models? More on that later.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 12, 2012 22:00:49 September 12, 2012 22:00:49

My ma crashed the etalk lounge - new TIFF Journal entry for Visa.

Amanda Bynes got her licence suspended so Lindsay Lohan had to answer back (Dlisted)

Jordin Sparks lost enough weight to pose candidly for the paps in a bikini (Too Fab)

Bras are so uncomfortable, if I was that age, I would too (The Superficial)

How Gwyneth Paltrow advises Kate Hudson (Just Jared)

Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend does yoga (Hollywood Tuna)

H7 is really cute and already she’s trying to upstage her mother’s show (Pop Sugar)

Tom Cruise made his ex-fake girlfriend get new teeth (Cele|bitchy)

Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama are back together? (Hollywood PQ)

Mrs Ryan Reynolds doesn’t wear pants while carrying a baby goat (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Glee does Call Me Maybe...finally, I guess? (Towleroad)