Smutty Tingles

April 9, 2012 18:45:27 Posted at April 9, 2012 18:45:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hollywood’s biggest Drama Queen won’t be held back (Dlisted)
 
I guess that’s what happens when Miley Cyrus rides her bike with a dress on (The Superficial)
 
If Britney still needs to be looked after by all the men in her life, how is it ok to keep pushing her out on tour? (Celebedge)
 
Hayden Panettiere joins the Twitter bikini trend (Hollywood Tuna)
 
Blue goes to St Barts (Pop Sugar)
 
Janet Jackson’s waist is really small again and, again, she’s showing it to you (Just Jared)
 
The Atonement of Jesse James (Cele|bitchy
 
Reese’s Easter bump goes to church (Socialite Life)
 
Rachel Bilson has sex with chocolate ice cream (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
 
Marky Mark’s arms are bigger than his babies (I'm Not Obsessed)
 

When you’re ready, just say you’re ready

April 9, 2012 17:32:04 Posted at April 9, 2012 17:32:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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'Cause if you let meHere's what I'll do I'll take care of you Obviously I am obsessed with Drake’s video for Take Care featuring Rihanna. But what does it mean? Is it close? Is it too close? Is it real? Is it just real enough? Whatever it is, it’s temptation for assumption. And my assumptions are all over it. Full Story

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Lea & Cory on Easter holiday

April 9, 2012 16:28:39 Posted at April 9, 2012 16:28:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

Lea Michele and Cory Monteith spent the weekend in Cabo by the pool. So I guess their love is, like, for real for reals now? I mean, I feel like that happiness on her face is totally for reals. I don’t know that she’s that great of an actor that she’s faking those feelings. And, well, at the risk of getting into a fight with you all, I think I might be into it. Full Story

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Under the Bed

April 9, 2012 16:18:45 Posted at April 9, 2012 16:18:45
Duana Posted by Duana
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Mad Men Season 5 Episode 4 recapNot as many beds are made with space underneath anymore.  All the platform beds and Ikea frames and whatnot mean the bed's on the floor.  Apparently, it's to keep the secrets from piling up under there. I can't breathe when this show is on. I know they specified that it was hot, just once, but every scene made me catch my breath a little more and I didn't realize until the end of the episode that I'd been holding it: a teeny, tiny incremental increase of tension in each scene that builds until you don't realize why your stomach hurts so much. Full Story

Slum Lover drives a truck now

April 9, 2012 15:53:43 Posted at April 9, 2012 15:53:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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“Little Bear Backup is also really excited because he’s turning 25 later this week. Oh Mamma Bear, you don’t haveta get this widdle baby a pwezzie. Me just want you to wuv me. So she’ll totally buy him a pickup truck.”-I wrote this last week, on April 2nd, after Jennifer Lopez’s boyfriend Casper Smart, because he should always have a qualifier next to his name, tweeted a photo of the two of them at the beach, all loving and romantic like “bears”. Full Story

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Anne Hathaway’s short hair

April 9, 2012 15:20:30 Posted at April 9, 2012 15:20:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I wonder if they tried wigging it at all. If they camera tested a few wigs and decided in the end that the wigs just weren’t working before encouraging Annie to cut it all off. Or was it all Annie herself from the very beginning out of artistic commitment? No, let’s not even bother trying the wig. I will do it! (hand in the air) I will sacrifice my hair for Fantine. Full Story

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Breast is Best

April 9, 2012 15:11:16 Posted at April 9, 2012 15:11:16
Duana Posted by Duana

Game Of Thrones Season 2 Episode 2 recapHere is the thing about Game of Thrones: even when absolutely nothing happens, it's the most compelling show on TV.  I mean really, what more do you need but Tyrion and Cersei and Stannis Baratheon walking around making snarky proclamations that are going to be proven wrong every second minute?  How can you look away even when - especially when - all of this episode was conversations?  Oh, wait, you can't, because you are staring at the boobs this episode. Full Story

A French wedding dress

April 9, 2012 14:25:20 Posted at April 9, 2012 14:25:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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They said that Jessica Biel was considering wearing a wedding dress designed by Monique Lhuillier. It didn’t sound right to me at the time. Not that there’s anything wrong with Lhuillier but, you know, I’m not sure Monique Lhuillier is *enough* for Justin Timberlake. And this wedding, it is ALL about Justin Timberlake. Full Story

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Granny Freeze Grace

April 9, 2012 14:16:53 Posted at April 9, 2012 14:16:53
Sarah Posted by Sarah

I had such a huge lady crush on Nicole Kidman ten years ago, circa Moulin Rouge. Unlike my lady crush on Lucy Liu, though, the crush on Kidman did not survive the ensuing years and her increasingly frozen face. She made me too sad to crush on her. But maybe Pre-Frozen Nicole is making a comeback. As Entertainment Weekly noted Full Story

Rachel’s Easter with Michael

April 9, 2012 13:57:45 Posted at April 9, 2012 13:57:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Keystone

Rachel McAdams has been in Berlin working the last few weeks. Yesterday however she turned up in Wales to support boyfriend Michael Sheen at the premiere of his film The Gospel Of Us. Earlier in the day the two were seen enjoying Easter brunch with his family. Many of you have been emailing lately asking about whether or not these two are still solid. Full Story

April 9, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

April 9, 2012 13:26:30 Posted at April 9, 2012 13:26:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 32nd Birthday Jennifer with love from mom Cindy who is so proud of you - congratulations on the PhD, congratulations on the upcoming move to Italy for post-doctoral work, but mostly congratulations for being so “competent”. Your ma says you’re “the best a parent could ask for”.  Liz! Happy belated Birthday! Fer says you love Ryan Gosling. Full Story