Smutty Tingles

April 4, 2012 17:44:11 Posted at April 4, 2012 17:44:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha’s INTO some bags for Coachella in LifeStyle

Size doesn’t matter when it comes to Mark Ruffalo (Dlisted)

Everyone hates Ashton Kutcher (The Superficial)

A model at 58 (Hollywood Tuna)

Is Ryan Gosling the apple? Or is Andrew Garfield the apple? (Pop Sugar)

Why Dakota Fanning won’t tweet (Just Jared)

The theory behind Wilmer Valderrama getting all that ass (Cele|bitchy)

I’m willing to wait for Adele. Aren’t you? (Evil Beet Gossip)

That is SUCH A CUTE BATHING SUIT! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

What will Flynn Bloom be when he grows up? (Celebuzz)

I quite like this Claire Danes photoshoot (Hollywood PQ)

Pippy’s big snappy wedding

April 4, 2012 16:58:12 Posted at April 4, 2012 16:58:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Both Us Weekly and PEOPLE have reported recently that Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake will marry this summer and it’ll be a mega event. Supposedly it was Jessica who wanted a small, intimate affair but Pips insisted that he wanted to go big, declaring that it would be “her the best day ever”. What to make of the story? I’m inclined to believe she leaked it but also that he’s the one who, indeed, is planning to blow his wad on his occasion. Full Story

Bale + Bentley

April 4, 2012 15:49:29 Posted at April 4, 2012 15:49:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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KM/Splash

This is my gift to you today, before you take off early for the Easter long weekend. You’ve seen The Hunger Games, right? How great was it to see Wes Bentley, back, healthy, and happy? Hot, right? And how great is it to see Wes Bentley messing around on the beach on location in Santa Monica with Christian Bale?Please. Full Story

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Channing Tatum will wear you down

April 4, 2012 15:21:30 Posted at April 4, 2012 15:21:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Kane/Jamie McCarthy/Getty

OK Channing Tatum. I see what you’re doing. Here you are, such a gamer, last night at the Rainforest Fund Revlon concert in New York, grinding up on Elton John on stage, not taking yourself so seriously (unlike Justin Timberlake), endearing yourself to your gay fans and then your lady fans, dropping some old school Step Up moves while romance-dancing  your wife Jenna Dewan. Full Story

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Question Mark/Exclamation Point

April 4, 2012 14:35:36 Posted at April 4, 2012 14:35:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

PEOPLE Magazine has been getting its ass kicked since the beginning of the year by Us Weekly on exclusives: Justin Timberlake’s engagement, Drew Barrymore’s pregnancy, Michelle Williams/Jason Segel first photos as a couple, to name a few. Each time, PEOPLE follows with a story half a day, sometimes a full day, later with “sources” of their own confirming what Us Weekly scooped earlier. Full Story

Justified 3.12: “Do I strike you in any way as a Van Halen fan?”

April 4, 2012 14:29:17 Posted at April 4, 2012 14:29:17
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The penultimate episode of Justified season 3. Sh*t’s getting real now. This involves a naked, chained-up Quarles popping Oxy with the hookers Boyd left to keep an eye on him. Because that can’t possibly backfire. Meanwhile, Boyd is planning how he’ll divvy up the Bennett money with his crew. Counting chickens, Boyd, counting chickens. Full Story

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Tig gets to race

April 4, 2012 14:10:08 Posted at April 4, 2012 14:10:08
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Thought I’d ease in to today’s column with some love for Kim Coates and fans of Sons Of Anarchy. After the disappointment of season 3 and especially season 4, I’ve not yet decided if I’ll be watching SOA for season 5. That was weak. And, sure, Charlie Hunnam is hot, but I don’t have to waste an hour of my time looking at him playing a decidedly UN-hot character when the internet services me fine, and in 5 minutes or less. Full Story

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Trailers!So many trailers!We’ll get to a few of them later but my favourite so far? My favourite so far, by far, on personal excitement and love to hateness has to be Aaron Sorkin’s The Newsroom. All you Aaron Sorkin junkies out there can relate right? You’re still crusading for Sports Night, you miss The West Wing, and you suffered through Studio 60.  Read Full Intro

Johnny or Jared?

April 3, 2012 21:01:03 Posted at April 3, 2012 21:01:03
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Fame/Flynet, Jackson Lee/Splash

A couple of weeks ago, In Touch reported that Johnny Depp was spotted sneaking out of Ashley Olsen’s apartment in NYC on February 27th after having spent the night there. Click here for a refresher. Since it’s In Touch, and therefore salt-grainy, that story came and went pretty quickly. Full Story

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There must be strong female characters in this movie

April 3, 2012 19:42:36 Posted at April 3, 2012 19:42:36
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Fame/Flynet

I mean, when I see Mark Wahlberg’s mega pecs being directed by Michael Bay, I know FOR SURE that Pain & Gain is a movie that will feature interesting actresses playing interesting characters. Pain & Gain is a real(ish) account of a group of muscleheads extorting a rich dude (Tony Shalhoub) and the sh-t that goes down when they f-ck it all up. Full Story

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Daylight & Shame F-cks

April 3, 2012 19:13:01 Posted at April 3, 2012 19:13:01
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Splash

I wrote about Minka Kelly’s mega downgrade a couple of weeks ago. Someone forgot to tell her that the whole point of a Shame F-ck is that you don’t have to take it outside.Minka and Wilmer Valderrama were flown out to Sydney last week to attend a club opening. Full Story