How GOOP Does Mother’s Day

Maria Posted by Maria at May 10, 2013 16:41:36 May 10, 2013 16:41:36

Pretty much like the rest of us: breakfast with her kids. My mom is an amazing cook and food is a huge part of our family life, so I understand Gwyneth’s cooking philosophy. I don’t blanche at her dietary restrictions because I think many of us grew up not eating processed foods, minus the upper class privilege. Full Story

Keira’s Honeymoon Pictures

Dean Posted by Dean at May 10, 2013 16:10:55 May 10, 2013 16:10:55
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Bauer-Griffin

The first pictures of Keira Knightley on her honeymoon have emerged and they’re really something to see. She’s not really doing much in them, just getting on a few different boats in Corsica (how many boats were you on this week?) with her new husband, James Righton. It’s not really about what she’s doing though, it’s about what she’s wearing. Full Story

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Sandy & George: first look at Gravity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2013 15:34:06 May 10, 2013 15:34:06
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FameFlynet

Sandra Bullock + George Clooney in Gravity. It was shot a while ago. And it was supposed to be released last fall but was pushed back a year. Sometimes that’s a bad sign. And that was the presumption in this case. Now a teaser trailer has been released and the reaction has been solid. Gravity is directed by Alfonso Cuaron. Full Story

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Cumbers Bumbers Wumbers

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 10, 2013 15:08:10 May 10, 2013 15:08:10
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Richie Buxo/ Ron Smits/ London Ent/ Splash, Rob Kim/ Getty

That was the most excellent term Simon Pegg coined to describe the shivery feeling people get around Benedict Cumberbatch. It came up in this terrible interview, which is worth a watch for how thoroughly Pegg dominates it and how quick he is off the cuff. Full Story

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Tom Cruise runs the Great Wall of China

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2013 14:39:27 May 10, 2013 14:39:27
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STR/ Getty

Tom Cruise was in Beijing yesterday promoting Oblivion. As you now know, the Chinese movie market is a big deal now. Not only for the money they make but also for, um, the money they steal. Iron Man 3 was released in China a day before North America. They say it was a smart decision so as to reduce the piracy situation. Full Story

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Happy Mother’s Day/Daddy’s Home

Dean Posted by Dean at May 10, 2013 14:32:52 May 10, 2013 14:32:52
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FameFlynet, Pacific Coast News

Moms around the internet, we love you. You work so hard, those of us without kids quite literally have no idea how you do it. I, specifically, am in awe of your ability to not get blackout drunk at least once a week. It’s such incredible work and it seems that to celebrate, the Universe and Zac Efron have conspired to give a little something back to the straight mamas, and the lesbi-mums who like to look at pretty boys. Full Story

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Welcome Back

Duana Posted by Duana at May 10, 2013 14:18:28 May 10, 2013 14:18:28
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The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 22 recap Well, that was only a little bit creepy. I know we had twenty minutes of explanation about the veil and where it dropped and why, but aside from those nods to propriety, it all felt a little easy, didn’t it? Veil dropped. Loved ones returned. Full Story

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What Gwyneth’s Girl Sh-t sounds like

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2013 13:58:05 May 10, 2013 13:58:05

Click here if you missed my Girl Sh-t post on Gwyneth Paltrow yesterday about how she slagged the MET Gala and patronised Miranda Kerr. The photos in that article were taken of my G out to dinner on Wednesday night and it turns out she was meeting up with two radio hosts from Australia who’d won a contest, or something, it doesn’t matter. Full Story

Hot Harry and FLOTUS

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2013 13:40:59 May 10, 2013 13:40:59
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Mark Wilson/ Getty

Michelle Obama was hosting an event at the White House yesterday to honour military mothers and wives when Hot Prince Harry dropped in for a visit. Well Happy Mother’s Day! As always, Harry was great with the children. I wonder if Sasha and Malia were around in the residence for a private meet and greet. Full Story

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Jen in grey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2013 13:17:25 May 10, 2013 13:17:25
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Splash, Jamie McCarthy/ Getty

Jennifer Aniston was in New York yesterday to promote her Living Proof hair care line. Can we just sidebar about how annoying this is, how brands are so inconsistent with the capitalisation of the letters in their names? The “p” in Proof is not capitalised in the step-and-repeat behind her. Full Story

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Thursday, May 9, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Girl Sh-t is the Best Sh-t, as you know. It’s one of the enduring themes of this blog. But... and I hate to be a buzzkill... but Girl Sh-t has to be legit. And it wasn’t legit Girl Sh-t between Elisha Cuthbert and April Reimer. Video Assumption TOTALLY suggested it. And of course the subsequent GIF that made its way across Twitter, but Reimer explained, equally quickly, on Twitter, obviously, that they were reacting to a rude comment from a fan sitting close by. Which I can believe because, well, that’s what happens at hockey games -- fans say stupid sh-t, and I know this because I say stupid sh-t. Like, sh-t you’d be embarrassed about if you knew the player’s family was listening.

So, instead of Girl Sh-t, it was actually commiseration. And April posted a photo to support that. Believe me, I’m as disappointed as you are. But these are the risks we take with Photo and Video Assumption. It’s also the difference between good gossip and, you know, like, STAR Magazine.

Sorry...? Let me make it up to you. Because you know who’s always good for good, old-fashioned, legit Girl Sh-t? Please. Gwyneth Paltrow, obviously.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey