Big Top Hollywood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2013 21:32:58 January 29, 2013 21:32:58

It’s a month to Oscar which means it’s time to yell at Vanity Fair for its annual Hollywood Issue. As always, the limited diversity that’s featured in this supposed celebration of the best of the industry is hidden behind the cover. Of course, yes, they suck for this, totally. But if the Hollywood Issue is a reflection of Hollywood, well, isn’t this actually a pretty accurate reflection of Hollywood? Hollywood is white and no women over 40 are allowed. Full Story

George Clooney as Walt Disney?

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 29, 2013 20:46:34 January 29, 2013 20:46:34

I was writing, waxing snarketic on George Clooney starring in a movie written by the guy who specializes in mystical sci-fi bullsh*t (Damon Lindelof of Lost and Prometheus fame) and based on Disney World’s most boring attraction, Tomorrowland (except for Space Mountain, which is f*cking awesome), when I had a thought: Several pieces of information clicked into place and suddenly I was struck by an idea. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2013 20:01:45 January 29, 2013 20:01:45

A Super Bowl and a great looking poncho in LifeStyle

Why do these people keep getting rewarded? (Dlisted)

Britney’s weave doesn’t actually suck so much here (The Superficial)

Holy sh-t, Jeremy Renner could have his own home improvement show (Too Fab)

What’s different about David Beckham in that I don’t find him all that attractive in these shots? (Pop Sugar)

Robert DeNiro keeps his socks on but he never breaks eye contact inside you (Cele|bitchy)

Nicole Kidman and her girls at LAX (Just Jared)

Good hoodie on Miley Cyrus (Hollywood Tuna)

When a porn star questions your work ethic... (Amy Grindhouse)

Kate Upton modelling shoes (Popoholic)

The best bffs of award season? (Go Fug Yourself)

Lindsay Lohan & Lance’s doctor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2013 19:47:35 January 29, 2013 19:47:35
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Lindsay Lohan is supposed to be in court in LA tomorrow for... I can’t remember, there are too many reasons. TMZ is now reporting that she won’t show. According to her new lawyer, she’s sick in New York and has a doctor’s note for a respiratory infection and won’t be able to travel. Full Story

Bald Betty

Dean Posted by Dean at January 29, 2013 18:58:24 January 29, 2013 18:58:24
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Larry Busacca/ Getty

January Jones is losing her hair. She says it’s “falling out in clumps” because she changes the colour so often, I guess a common hazard for busy working actresses (maybe a problem for regular ladies too?). Normally this would be something that we could maybe feel bad about, but if she’s talking about it on the SAG red carpet and at Sundance I think it’s ok to laugh at this, right? Maybe even, if we’re feeling really inspired later today, me and Lainey could create a Black Eyed Peas parody video called My Clumps? That her hair is falling out is totally typical of January Jones. Full Story

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How many wind machines?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2013 18:32:22 January 29, 2013 18:32:22
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INF

Here’s Beyonce in New Orleans where she’s been working on her half time show for the Super Bowl this Sunday. This is my current first world problem: we’re having Chinese New Year family dinner that night in Toronto where, again, I don’t have PVR. And now I’m worried my slingbox won’t work. Full Story

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Olive is Jewish

Maria Posted by Maria at January 29, 2013 17:17:19 January 29, 2013 17:17:19

A reader called Nadia sent in this link the other day with a simple, succinct note: “This is too much… sharing.” I know nothing about Nadia, whether she’s a mom or child-free, single or married, 18 or 80. Don’t know, doesn’t matter. Full Story

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Who are your friends?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2013 16:52:02 January 29, 2013 16:52:02
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One of my favourite celebrity questions. And also... Do they have friends? In this case, specifically, I’m wondering about Anne Hathaway’s friends. Here’s an item that just appeared on PEOPLE.com about what Annie said to her “friends” after winning the SAG the other night: With a drink in her hand, Hathaway told friends that her engagement ring from husband Adam Shulman is her "prized possession" and that her wedding band "isn't bad either," an onlooker tells PEOPLE. Full Story

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Justin Bieber is horny

Dean Posted by Dean at January 29, 2013 16:02:18 January 29, 2013 16:02:18
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INF

At this point you’d have to be Tara-Reid-Level crazy to doubt that we’re in for at least another 30 years of Bieber domination.  BUT …what’s up with…this? These pics were just snapped of Justin showing off his body for photographers in Miami, and well, I’m not saying that Justin Bieber looks like a douche. Full Story

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This is their work ethic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2013 15:30:30 January 29, 2013 15:30:30
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I must be the only loser to actually GAIN weight during the flu. Here are Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig yesterday heading to the gym in heavy snow in New York instead of ordering up Sandra Bullock’s While You Were Sleeping, eating bread and tomato bisque, and watching from under the covers. Full Story

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Monday, January 28, 2013

Dear Gossips,

A few weeks ago I called it Argo Remorse -- click here for a refresher. Snubbing Ben Affleck for Best Director could very well turn out to be a gift from the Academy since he’s been receiving pity ovations and pity-winning at every awards opportunity from the time they announced the nominations.  Read Full Intro