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William and Harry visited their grandfather in hospital today in London. Prince Philip took ill after the flotilla spectacular on Sunday and has been there ever since. Look how cute they are each in their v-neck sweaters and suede leisure shoes stinking of money. All these years and I’ll still never get tired of looking at them together. Full Story
I wish all the girls could have been there last night at the Shirley MacLaine AFI event. Still, it was enough to make me want to watch it right now. Maybe tonight. Maybe Jacek will go out and leave me alone to cry at the television and I can put the True Blood screeners on hold until tomorrow. Duana and I just texted back and forth about this. Full Story
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We’re inside 50 days now to the start of the Olympics. Have I mentioned that I am an Olympic whore? I love the Games. I cannot wait for some sh-t to go down Italian pool styles during the Games. Federica Pellegrini and Filippo Magnini are good for it. That girl was made for gossip. Their love was made in gossip. Full Story
We’re all a little hung-over from last night’s Vancouver Smut Soiree. I’m hanging onto my blowout for dear life. But it was fun, so fun! Lainey’s blind item reveals are my favourite—Dan Levy was so scandalized, I hope he recovered. It’s Friday, so let’s take a moment to enjoy Karl’s b-tch-beating fan. Full Story
This is some really, really harsh hair-shading. Think of your eyebrows and when you fill them in. That’s only a small section though. Now imagine doing that over your entire head. The result is John Travolta last night at the AFI event to honour Shirley MacLaine. I’ve mentioned this before but a long time ago and there have been new readers since: Michelle and I interviewed John Travolta at the Super Bowl a few years ago. Full Story
It’s apparently been rumoured that Leonardo DiCaprio and Baz Luhrmann did not get on very well during filming in Australia for The Great Gatsby. Luhrmann went out the other night in Sydney and was asked about their relationship. He said they’ve known each other a long time. That doesn’t sound to me like a denial but more of an acknowledgement - when people work closely together, there can be tension at times; that’s understandable, non? There was an interesting detail that emerged from the report though. Full Story
Cornball. Can’t believe I wrote that. Moving on. Easily one of the most anticipated movies of the year, I know a lot of you have been all over Ridley Scott’s Prometheus. I haven’t been that anxious for it, which is weird, because the cast is pretty much a bunch of people I wholeheartedly support. Full Story
Dear Ted, or, “Sara G’s hot brother”, as I know you to be - Happy 30th Birthday! She is sad not to be celebrating with you in New Zealand. But your older sister also really wants you to shave your face. I agree. I’m pretty sure you didn’t have the beard in the picture we took together that she can’t find. Full Story
First SMUT in Vancouver tonight! See you there?
Thanks for your emails yesterday about You Are Not Special. A couple of hours after I posted a link to that commencement speech, the site went down. Click here for another link to the full transcript and to watch an interview with the English teacher who delivered the address. Why does he have to explain himself??? Also can we please start teaching high school kids that “uh huh” is not an acceptable substitution for “yes” or “you’re welcome”? God I am such an old crusty bitch.
Please check LifeStyle for pictures from the CMT Awards last night. The Tony Awards are happening on Sunday. Will you be watching? Duana and I are wondering if we should be liveblogging it? Please let us know. Duana is a musical theatre nerd. If there’s anyone who could invent a way to sing/blog it would be her.
Yours in gossip,
I am really bad at optical illusions. How come I can only see the sequins and not the skull? (The Superficial)
This bitch has TWO personal assistants??? (Dlisted)
Porny starts earning her $4 million (Celeb|itchy)
Oh look. Ashley Greene’s wearing no-style feathers (Hollywood Tuna)
Beyonce looks really good in chartreuse (Pop Sugar)
Please Selena and Justin, please never break up (Just Jared)
Minka Kelly is so hot...and there’s not even any trying here, seriously (Popoholic)
Undecided: whether or not I like Kelly Clarkson as a blonde (Evil Beet Gossip)
Um, Diane Kruger’s crop top is the size of my underwear (when I wear it) (Trendmill)
Yeah, that’s a really, REALLY awkwardly placed print... (Go Fug Yourself)