Monday, July 23, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Who DOESN’T win at the Teen Choice Awards? The formula at MTV seems to be “we’ll give you something if you show up”. The formula for the TCA goes beyond that: “we want everyone to show up so everyone gets something”.  Read Full Intro

Mimiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2012 20:09:19 July 23, 2012 20:09:19

For Sasha and me, obviously today is the best day ever. And, really, it should be for you too. I actually screamed. Sasha chose to channel her excitement in a different way - by attaching this photo:  Full Story

Kate Hudson: Venice not Muskoka

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2012 19:05:02 July 23, 2012 19:05:02
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StarFeine.com/Splash

Apparently there was a big wedding in Muskoka this weekend and all the locals thought it might be Kate Hudson. It wasn’t. Here she is in New York on Friday with Matt Bellamy. So Muskoka didn’t happen but Venice totally will. It was announced yesterday that Mira Nair’s The Reluctant Fundamentalist will open the Venice Film Festival. Full Story

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Breaking Bad Season 5 Episode 2: Madrigal

Maria Posted by Maria at July 23, 2012 18:46:48 July 23, 2012 18:46:48
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WENN

I’d like to rename this episode Prophylactic Measures in honour of Mike. He has a certain eloquence to him, no? Scene opens in a lab, where a Christopher Walken-esque old dude is trying out an array of sauces, while a team in white lab coats anxiously await his opinion. The head scientist is going through the flavours (the entire conversation is in German):  versions of honey mustard, French dressing/Ranch fusion (Franch!) and smoky mesquite BBQ are presented. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2012 18:00:36 July 23, 2012 18:00:36

Oh look. The new generation of Palins have a great vocabulary (Dlisted)

The closest Mario Lopez will ever come to an Oscar (Too Fab)

Rihanna & Magic (The Superficial)

Robert Pattinson looks really good in Blackbook (Just Jared)

Hayden Panettiere or Carrie Underwood? (Hollywood Tuna)

I guess Salma Hayek’s an Adam Sandler movie regular now (Pop Sugar)

Always. Ralph Fiennes. Always. (Cele|bitchy)

Lady Gaga fans have really good hearing (Socialite Life)

I can’t stop staring at this picture. Is it really possible??? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Tom Cruise is buying more in New York (I'm Not Obsessed)
 

Slum Love’s first birthday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2012 16:42:11 July 23, 2012 16:42:11
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Fame/Flynet

It’s Jennifer Lopez’s birthday tomorrow. She’ll be 43. Here she is yesterday shopping with her backup dancing boyfriend in New York. She has a few days off; the next stop on her tour looks to be Wednesday in Boston. For Casper’s birthday I predicted she’d buy him a truck. Full Story

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Jerry Seinfeld: Still seeking nothing

Sarah Posted by Sarah at July 23, 2012 16:32:35 July 23, 2012 16:32:35

God, how much do we miss Seinfeld? There’s not been another show on TV like it since. The problem with television shows, especially comedies where you have a goal to make people laugh—because once you find the key to making people laugh, it’s hard not to keep using it—is that eventually, you’re just doing the same thing over and over. Full Story

Posh cockblocks the Spices

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2012 16:15:10 July 23, 2012 16:15:10
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Fame/Flynet

The Spice Girls have apparently been invited to perform at the Closing Ceremony at the Olympics. Four Spices want to do it and one Spice is cockblocking their efforts. Guess who? According to UK gossips, Victoria Beckham will only do it if they make a pact never, ever to re-band again. Posh, as you know, no longer wants to be associated with that time in her life. Full Story

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The Title Is “Amen”

Duana Posted by Duana at July 23, 2012 16:07:16 July 23, 2012 16:07:16

The Newsroom Season 1 Episode 5 I’m never that far from The Newsroom.  That’s something that felt giddy and gossipy a couple of weeks ago that now feels tiresome.  Because nothing is different. The show is still way out of its depth when it comes to human beings relating to each other in a human way,  men and women – well, you already know the drill  -  but it’s changed for me, from being can’t-look-away car crash to just…exhaustion. Full Story

Kristen Stewart: TCA & Golf

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2012 15:46:20 July 23, 2012 15:46:20
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Fame/Flynet, Jason LaVeris/Kevin Mazur/TCA 2012/Getty

Kristen Stewart looked good at the Teen Choice Awards. The styling totally suits her. Love the side braid holding one side of her hair back. But the golf gear... The golf gear is an abomination. Stewart played at Malibu Golf Club on Friday. As you can see, her playing partners didn’t have a problem with the dress code - collared shirts, proper pants, shorts, and shoes. Full Story

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