The Faculty of Celebrity Studies 2013

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2013 15:33:13 May 8, 2013 15:33:13
Sandra Dufton Photography, Christian Aires, Manuel Sousa photography, Nichole Taylor Photography, Daniel Finkelstein

We’ve passed our sophomore year! Thank you for growing with us! After kicking off in Victoria, and then stops in Edmonton, Winnipeg, Halifax, and Montreal, the Faculty of Celebrity Studies tour, 2nd year, concluded last week in London, ON, my alma mater, in the Great Hall, which...was a trip. Full Story

View All 62 Photos

Gwyneth the Developer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2013 15:00:21 May 8, 2013 15:00:21
Blayze/ Splash, Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty

After not punking in pink at the MET Gala, Gwyneth Paltrow made an appearance at the Apple Store in Soho yesterday with her friend Jessica Seinfeld, wife of Jerry, and one of the best bitch-facers in the business. Look at her, in the shot I’m including below, straight on, with her head sort of tilted. Full Story

View All 32 Photos

Bradley Cooper and the spoon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2013 14:18:03 May 8, 2013 14:18:03
FameFlynet, GSNY/ Splash

Bradley Cooper and his model girlfriend Suki Waterhouse were photographed walking around in New York on Sunday after he cameo-ed on Saturday Night Live, hosted by Zach Galifianakis, in the Jennifer Aniston lookalike sketch. To me, the best part of that skit was how the cast members imitated her.  Uh uh, ah, oh, oh, ok, hair touching, forehead touching. Full Story

View All 17 Photos

MET Couple Mismatch: Gisele Bundchen & Tom Brady

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2013 13:59:53 May 8, 2013 13:59:53
FameFlynet, Jackson Lee/ Splash, Larry Busacca/ Getty, Keystone

Here’s one of the articles that was lost in my bug-eyed fatigue yesterday. It was pre-written overnight and I’m attaching it below as is: Sorry. I can’t sh-t on this dress. It’s crazy. She is crazy in it. What’s underneath there? Anything? Aren’t you into the chain mail? And the one sleeve? If she had to shave her bush, this would have been the dress to do it for, Gwyneth Paltrow. Full Story

View All 16 Photos

Career Prospectus: Kristen Stewart

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 8, 2013 13:31:44 May 8, 2013 13:31:44

For previous installments of Career Prospectus, please click here. When word got out that Kristen Stewart had dropped out of Focus, the movie she was originally going to star in alongside Ben Affleck, Lainey thought maybe she would be a good subject for a career prospectus, and many of you agreed. Full Story

Michelle’s holding hands

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2013 13:17:06 May 8, 2013 13:17:06

Michelle Williams was photographed holding hands with Dustin Yellin leaving the MET Gala after-party the other night. Yellin is a successful artist based in New York. He works out of a warehouse in Brooklyn valued at almost $4 million. His pieces can command up to $100K and his clients include Lance Armstrong and Ben Stiller. Full Story

View All 18 Photos

May 8, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2013 13:01:00 May 8, 2013 13:01:00

To Jen from Louise on your last day at work before your upcoming wedding in Northern Ireland -- Congratulations! I love that your wedding gift shout-out request is... celebrity mugshots. I’ve only included 3 of Lindsay Lohan’s because, frankly, I couldn’t keep them straight. The first one is my favourite because -- she doesn’t actually know where she is. Full Story

View All 8 Photos
Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Apart from JLO Slum Loving down the occasion... God that was satisfying. The Dress Porn at the Costume Institute Gala was satisfying, wasn’t it? That’s what’s great about Dress Porn -- even when it’s bad, it’s GREAT.  Read Full Intro

The Night’s Watch at the MET: Florence Welch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 18:35:38 May 7, 2013 18:35:38
TIMOTHY A. CLARY /Dimitrios Kambouris /Larry Busacca /Getty Images, Joel Ginsburg /Andres Otero/WENN

There were so many different documents flying around on my laptop and I’m delirious from not sleeping and I totally blanked on this Florence Welch article that was just sitting there, waiting to be posted. Thanks for the reminder, Erin! Duana was right. Punk became Game Of Thrones theme night at the MET Gala. Full Story

View All 9 Photos

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 17:14:35 May 7, 2013 17:14:35

And after all this MET Gala judging, this is how some of them spend the day (Dlisted)

This is FREAKING ME OUT (The Superficial)

I’ll be there for you... 9 years later (Too Fab)

Kanye West defends Kanye West’s girlfriend on stage at the MET Gala (Pop Sugar)

Natalie Portman and her son Aleph (Cele|bitchy)

Meanwhile...Tom Cruise is in Tokyo (Just Jared)

HORRIBLE dress on Victoria Justice (Hollywood Tuna)

Rihanna made them wait 3 hours and she wasn’t even at the MET Gala (Amy Grindhouse)

Pointy-toe white pumps on Cameron Diaz (Popoholic)

Leslie.Bibb. GO. (Go Fug Yourself)

Madonna: Queen of the MET Gala 2013

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 17:10:32 May 7, 2013 17:10:32
TIMOTHY A. CLARY /Dimitrios Kambouris /Larry Busacca /Getty Images, Joel Ginsburg /Andres Otero /WENN

I can hear half of you agreeing, and the other half bitching that she’s an old hag. Come on. This isn’t a Gossip Girl ball, is it? Really, what did you expect from Madonna at the MET Gala Punk Night? Remember this? What do you think she was saying to herself when she put this together? Do you think she was hoping that you’d like it? Of course not. Full Story

View All 20 Photos