April 2, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

April 2, 2012 13:14:28 Posted at April 2, 2012 13:14:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brooke - Looking forward to reuniting our gossip triumvirate. We've  planned our outfits for your return. Here's some Harrison Ford to celebrate your return 'cause we know how much you love him.  Heather and Judy.Happy Belated 23rd Birthday Katja from Marusa and Petra! I know you’re going balls out stressing for exams and teaching practice but when you have time, they, um, need to be treated to one of your desserts again. Full Story

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Friday, March 30, 2012

Dear Gossips,

As mentioned yesterday, the only time I’ve turned on the TV this week is for figure skating. In figure staking, if they Twi-Hard for anyone, they Twi-Hard for Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir. But come ON, why can’t those two be in love for reals? Virtue and Moir took back the World title last night in Nice.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

March 30, 2012 19:30:08 Posted at March 30, 2012 19:30:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jamming out early because I have to get my sh-t together for Jacek’s birthday. I’ll stay close though in case there’s a Friday 5pm breakup bomb drop. You know how they love that move. And for some reason, based on nothing but tingle and instinct, I feel like we’re due for one in the next few weeks.

Hayley’s into hemp hearts and Sasha’s finding badass spring coats in LifeStyle


Either we’re really dump or they’re really poor because...what the F-CK??? (Dlisted)

Every Clooney girl has a set of these, doesn’t she? (The Superficial)

This is what some women are touching themselves to this weekend (ONTD)

If only Rihanna’s love choices were as awesome as her style ones (Hollywood Tuna)

Oh look it’s Reese Witherspoon’s baby bump (Pop Sugar)

Jennifer Aniston’s boyfriend biking with Miranda Kerr’s husband (Just Jared)

Lindsay Lohan’s coming up north (Cele|bitchy)

Super flattering outfit on Beyonce (Celebuzz)

Hilary Duff in skinny jeans after labour. She must have faked her pregnancy then! (Moe Jackson)

Did Katie Holmes design this? (Go Fug Yourself)

Why can’t Fantine be like Bella?

March 30, 2012 18:02:08 Posted at March 30, 2012 18:02:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Sorry. Did you just choke?There wasn’t much to recommend about Twilight 4 except for when Kristen Stewart’s Bella is all emaciated and sickly because she’s carrying the baby made out of dead sperm. What is the consistency of vampire ejaculate? I bet you JK Rowling could tell you the consistency of Hippogriff ejaculate is all I’m saying. Full Story

Hot Harry’s Family Friday

March 30, 2012 16:10:21 Posted at March 30, 2012 16:10:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Hot Harry along with his father, his stepmother, his aunts, uncles, and cousins attended a church service today to remember his great grandmother the Queen Mother. Really, really want to know what Princess Anne is lecturing him about. Harry is rather close with Beatrice and Eugenie. I’ve always wondered when they were growing up, like in other families, whether or not there was a “kids’ table”. Full Story

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Who is good enough for Nora Charles?

March 30, 2012 15:47:32 Posted at March 30, 2012 15:47:32
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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I am fond of old romantic movies, which may be surprising, since my heart is made of roofing tar and ashes. But I do love them, I really do. To Have and Have Not, Love in the Afternoon, Roman Holiday, To Catch a Thief, Bringing up Baby, His Girl Friday, and my all-time favorite, The Thin Man. When I was a kid, I wanted to grow up to be Nora Charles, the smart, sarcastic heroine played by Myrna Loy. Full Story

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4 out of 5 for Kitsch

March 30, 2012 15:04:30 Posted at March 30, 2012 15:04:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Taylor Kitsch photos were available 4 out of 5 days this week, a first for Taylor Kitsch. It’s easy of course since he’s currently in Europe promoting Battleship, stopping today in Spain with Brooklyn Decker and Peter Berg. Looks relaxed, doesn’t he? I like him so much in these shots. The more he does this, the more comfortable he’s becoming, the more his body language convinces me he believes (finally) that he belongs here. Full Story

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The Murder of One

March 30, 2012 14:55:58 Posted at March 30, 2012 14:55:58
Duana Posted by Duana
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The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 18The Murder of One doesn't, of course, include the one-in-five boom we were promised.  Why would it?  It's not like they're linked.  And, of course, we have four episodes still to go.   I'm joking, mostly. Finally, after so much marching in place, this episode brought together many of the finest parts of what they've been trying to set up all season. Full Story

Ryan says goodbye

March 30, 2012 13:55:55 Posted at March 30, 2012 13:55:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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PUNKD Images

Oh stop.You wanted the rest of that sentence to be “to Eva Mendes”, didn’t you? Eva wasn’t around on Ryan’s final day on the set of Only God Forgives. Here he is saying goodbye to the crew in Thailand before heading home to, sorry, Eva who was waiting for him back at the hotel. I posted photos of the two earlier this week - click here Full Story

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March 30, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

March 30, 2012 13:44:48 Posted at March 30, 2012 13:44:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cathy M! It’s been a long, LONG time. Happy Birthday! Kim B told me about the new job - congratulations and good luck. It does indeed sound like it’s turning around. Obviously the only photos that would properly honour you are those of the Beckhams. Your loyalty to them, and Posh, is admirable. Have a great weekend! Happy Birthday Jenna from your sister Kate! To Emma in Barcelona - Happy Birthday with love from Sabrina who said you, along with the entire office, really, really love George Clooney? She’s toasting you with George Clooney. Full Story

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Thursday, March 29, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Why isn’t Julia Roberts all over the place and in my face? Mirror Mirror opens tomorrow. While Lily Collins has been on the interview circuit here and there, I’ve not seen Julia at all. Have I missed her? Because I really try not to.  Read Full Intro