VMAs: Twilight “Family”

Duana Posted by Duana at September 7, 2012 14:23:13 September 7, 2012 14:23:13
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Wenn, Kevin Winter/Getty

Things about the Twilight contingent’s presentation that were gross, in no particular order: -Peter Facinelli’s dead-eyes as he calculated how much of his salary is worth him doing endless teen press. -Taylor Lautner’s tan and sad uncomprehending smile. Does he know what’s actually going on, often?  Sometimes I’m not sure. Full Story

VMAs: BFF MVPs

Duana Posted by Duana at September 7, 2012 14:12:00 September 7, 2012 14:12:00
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Wenn, Kevin Winter/Getty

I wonder if the producers knew that this was not going to be the awards show that anyone remembers past today.  I don’t know.  Do they think “oh man, we have a sick lineup, this is going to be amazing”?  Because while it was fine production-wise and musically, the show just didn’t surprise. Full Story

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September 7, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2012 13:43:22 September 7, 2012 13:43:22

LINDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy Birthday on Sunday! Thank you so much for supporting my blog and the SMUT Soiree for so many years. Now what are you doing at TIFF this weekend? If you end up at a random house party with Bill Murray, tell me everything!    Full Story

Thursday, September 6, 2012

Dear Gossips,

The MTV VMAs are happening tonight. New York Fashion Week begins while the US Open draw gets tighter. The festival is still on in Venice. The NFL is back. And ... TIFF! It’s busy! This is my 6th TIFF. As always, in addition to updating my blog, I’m reporting for etalk (click here  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2012 21:31:09 September 6, 2012 21:31:09

You think Tori Spelling’s husband is jealous about this? (Dlisted)

Um, there’s a lot of photoshop happening here, right? (Too Fab)

Scarlett Johansson to rally the base? (The Superficial)

How can this be? There are new photos of Shia Labeouf and he hasn’t said anything dicky to go along with them. (Just Jared)

F-ck me I love her hair so, so, SO much I can’t stop saying it (Hollywood Tuna)

Brooklyn Decker’s tears (Pop Sugar)

Taylor IS singing about Jakey’s cut and run! (Cele|bitchy)

Super, super sexy Rachel McAdams (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

She’s an angel and there’s a beach and a LOT of cheese and you have to watch this RIGHT NOW (Hollywood PQ)

OK not to be super dirty but if you move that patch a few inches lower it’s, like, right above it, you know? (Go Fug Yourself)

YES I CAN SEE YOUR RING

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2012 20:38:54 September 6, 2012 20:38:54
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PPNY / GSNY /Splash

Kate Bosworth is engaged to Michael Polish. She announced it on Twitter the other day, posting a black and white glamour shot of herself with her ring by her mouth. Not that many people cared. Oh look. Here’s Kate with Michael walking around in New York today. I CAN SEE THE DIAMOND CAN YOU SEE THE DIAMOND? No? How about like this? Or this? Can you see it like this? And like this? Is that better? It’s almost like a Harry Potter photo. Full Story

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Piggy Backing Famewhore

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2012 20:20:25 September 6, 2012 20:20:25
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Who the f-ck else would it be? Lindsay Lohan. Vanity Fair has published a sensational piece on Tom Cruise about his wife hunting; everyone’s been talking about it all week. According to US Weekly at no point in the article is Lohan’s name mentioned. Full Story

Keith Urban and Idol

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2012 20:11:53 September 6, 2012 20:11:53
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I’ve been hearing from readers in Australia who’ve written to tell me about how Keith Urban was on The Voice down there. Apparently he was an excellent judge, very popular, and it boosted his profile, probably album sales too. Urban of course has been rumoured to be negotiating for a spot on the panel for Mariah Carey’s American Idol. Full Story

The Blue Ivy Carter is loved

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2012 20:03:34 September 6, 2012 20:03:34
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Beyonce and Jay-Z worshipped the Blue Ivy Carter on their yacht in the South of France yesterday. You know how all babies smell good? I bet you she smells like baby good but way more...expensive. I bet you the Blue Ivy Carter is the caviar of baby smelling. I should stop before they arrest me for conspiracy to kidnap. Full Story

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Mimi (barely) kicks off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2012 19:31:47 September 6, 2012 19:31:47
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Janet Mayer/ Jackson Lee/ Splash

It’s amazing, isn’t it? Our Mimi’s ability to keep reinventing the art of doing as little as possible? Mimi delivered two performances at the NFL kickoff last night. Sort of. For Triumphant, she appeared only halfway through the song, showing up in a pre-recorded video for the beginning with the title FASHIONABLY LATE as she sat in the backseat of a car, moving only her upper body. Full Story

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In the same city with My Obsession

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2012 18:40:28 September 6, 2012 18:40:28
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The Taylor-Johnsons are in Toronto. I’m in Toronto. OMG. Here they are arriving yesterday with daughters Wylda Rae and Romy Hero for the TIFF premiere of Anna Karenina. They are the opposite of the Paltrow-Martins: we do everything together. I want to see them at a party together. But now that I see that their babies are with them, I wonder if that’s not likely. Full Story

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