How Leo got my quiver back

January 13, 2012 17:57:53 Posted at January 13, 2012 17:57:53
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All it took was a tan, a tux, a serious de-bloat...Leonardo DiCaprio was his very, very best in a long, long time last night at Critics’ Choice. Most of you probably didn’t watch (in Canada the show was only available on Superchannel), so you’re looking at these photos like what the f-ck are you saying, Lainey, he’s orange? I’m telling you, on TV, when he was moving, and under the lights on stage, which is why they have to wear makeup, there was no orange problem. Full Story

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Presenting Brange

January 13, 2012 17:15:44 Posted at January 13, 2012 17:15:44
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The Huffington Post is reporting exclusively that the Brange will present at the Golden Globes on Sunday.When have you ever known Brange to present since they became the Brange? Angelina Jolie, it’s slightly more likely as she’s been more accommodating with public participation during their relationship. Full Story

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Clooney the Candidate

January 13, 2012 16:49:40 Posted at January 13, 2012 16:49:40
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Most people get up on stage when they win and thank a list of agents and lawyers and studio people. If they're genuinely surprised, like Octavia Spencer, we are treated to moments of endearing fumbling and mumbling. When it's a veteran, it can be cheeky and charming, gratitude mixed with bemusement, as was the case with Christopher Plummer. Full Story

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The Help is surging

January 13, 2012 16:21:40 Posted at January 13, 2012 16:21:40
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The Artist may have won Best Film and Best Director last night but The Help’s victories in acting ensemble and lead and supporting actresses gave it a huge boost as we head toward Oscar nomination day on January 24. The Help is exactly the kind of film the Academy would love to honour. Remember Crash? Crash was a gross simplification. Full Story

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January 13, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

January 13, 2012 15:30:13 Posted at January 13, 2012 15:30:13
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Happy 30th Birthday Amber! Can’t think of a better way to celebrate than with some Pitt Porn, watching the Globes, and of course, with the babies around and your “wife” Erin R. I’ll be doing that too. And toasting you! Carlee! Happy Birthday! Good luck on the 27th. You will be awesome, no worries. Just the beginning of what’s to be an amazing year filled with so much love and friendship, and hopefully a new arrival. Full Story

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Dear Gossips,

I don’t understand the BAFTA Rising Star short list. It’s ONLY men. Which... fine. But here are the women who were on the long list and didn’t make the final five:Jennifer Lawrence, Felicity Jones, Jessica ChastainJessica Chastain took a seat for Thor, Chris Hemsworth.  Read Full Intro

My boyfriend is hot and I know it

January 12, 2012 21:02:03 Posted at January 12, 2012 21:02:03
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Every morning, Kate, my producer at etalk, calls me about my script for the day’s show. Today we were talking about People’s Choice coverage and she was all - holy sh-t Miley’s boyfriend is SO hot. And my response was - haven’t you seen The Last Song? She hasn’t. If you’ve seen The Last Song, you know what I’m talking about. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

January 12, 2012 20:19:48 Posted at January 12, 2012 20:19:48
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Sasha found a necklace that says Eat A Dick and I think I must have it in LifeStyle

Maybe this is why Russell Brand couldn’t stand his in-laws (The Superficial)

How do you go from Ben Affleck’s pink diamond TO THIS??? (Dlisted)

Jenny Humphries in bed with a porn star. Did I ever tell you about the time Duana went as Taylor Momsen for Halloween? (Hollywood Tuna)

I know you people are going to start bumpwatching on Jennifer Aniston now after this (Pop Sugar)

Mark Wahlberg at Letterman and those trailers for his new movie look hilariously sh-tty (Just Jared)

Ned Stark in a dress (The Daily What)

Hayden Panettiere in a dress that seems 3 years old, doesn’t it? (Popoholic)

Did anyone actually talk to Lindsay Lohan at the Weinstein party? (Celebuzz)

Justin Bieber and a robot with a big joystick. Seriously. (The Blemish)

Sometimes a dress is so bad, you want to hug and cry with the person wearing it. Poor girl. (Go Fug Yourself)

Backing Michelle?

January 12, 2012 19:34:05 Posted at January 12, 2012 19:34:05
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Both My Week With Marilyn and The Iron Lady are Weinstein pictures. Both Meryl Streep and Michelle Williams are considered locks for a Best Actress Oscar nomination. And so, corny corny, you could say that Harvey Weinstein has a Sophie’s Choice of his own. (Several months ago I overheard a junior publicist at a junket ask What’s Sophie’s Choice? She could recite every Bachelor from every season. Full Story

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Shaving to rehab

January 12, 2012 18:50:07 Posted at January 12, 2012 18:50:07
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The TCA winter press tour was held at the Langham Pasadena. This is where I was staying last week and part of this week. They have great hotel pens. I’m the low classy daughter of the Chinese Squawking Chicken who took two, one for me and one for my ma who will wave it around the hospital and tell people it’s from Frank Sinatra. Full Story

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Knock off nude

January 12, 2012 17:18:22 Posted at January 12, 2012 17:18:22
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Look, I have a lot of love for Nina Dobrev. Yes, because she’s Canadian but also because she’s fiercely Canadian, meaning she hasn’t forgotten, like so many of them do. Etalk has been with Nina from the beginning of her career. Now she’s the star of a big hit U.S. TV show and when we see her at events, she still always stops for us, and not only that, but remembers the names of all our camera guys and all our producers. Full Story

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