Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2012 19:30:28 May 28, 2012 19:30:28

JLo looks like she’s about to throw up hugging Marc Anthony. I wish she would feel the same about Casper Smart. (Dlisted)  

Do you think Sansa from Game Of Thrones looks like Ebola Paris Hilton? (The Superficial)

OF COURSE Spittle Gerry would be the one to moon the pitch (Just Jared)

Kristen Stewart’s makeup didn’t last that night (Hollywood Tuna)

Matthew McConaughey and Robert Pattinson make friends (Pop Sugar)

Not to sound like a cynical bitch but is this really “makeup free”? Or is it “natural” makeup? (Cele|bitchy)

This girl with Jared Leto looks a little like an Olsen, right? (Socialite Life)

Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel: the engagement party (Celebedge)

How come Coco’s ass looks so small from super up-close? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I love how Beyonce considers “lettuce” to be torture. Me too. And chicken. (I'm Not Obsessed)

See Keira’s ring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2012 18:47:55 May 28, 2012 18:47:55
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Bauer, INF

Keira Knightley’s people confirmed last week that she and James Righton are engaged. They were out together, hand in hand, with ring, in London this week. I love that she can’t contain her happiness, not even when confronted by the paps. I guess bridal bliss is the same, famous or not. Can’t see it on full detail but it looks classic and elegant and not Timberlakey, the standard by which I am judging engagement situations now. Full Story

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Some people never have to make those choices

Duana Posted by Duana at May 28, 2012 18:14:53 May 28, 2012 18:14:53
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Courtesy AMC

Mad Men Season 5 Episode 11 recap I am slightly shy to say "I told you so" (which is about to be a meta-statment) but I have always maintained that Mad Men is about the women.  The men, apart from Don, are similar with similar problems and only vary in their reactions to the same situations they come across. Full Story

David Beckham: the ELLE covers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2012 17:16:05 May 28, 2012 17:16:05

He’s the first man to cover ELLE UK in an issue timed for London 2012. We’re less than 2 months away from the start of the Olympics now. I interviewed a Canadian Olympian yesterday who is heading to the Games. We need to start a liveblog from inside the Athlete’s Village. We could call it The Village Mole. Full Story

"There are brave men out there - let's go kill them"

Duana Posted by Duana at May 28, 2012 16:23:37 May 28, 2012 16:23:37

Game Of Thrones Season 2 Episode 9 recap First - I mess around on the violin, though I rarely have time for real lessons.  Every week, I think "why don't I play the Game Of Thrones theme song? That would entertain me and annoy the dog." And by the time I remember that I want to try it, it's 10 at night and no longer suitable to subject the neighbours to my screechings. Full Story

Chicken Fried Princess gets a message from bed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2012 15:19:01 May 28, 2012 15:19:01

“Daddy will love me if I agree to be on this show. Jason, my fiancé, will love me even more if I agree to be in this show. Jason will be there, holding my hand. Jason is smiling at me and nodding his head in encouragement. I’m doing a good job. I’m making him proud of me.” - This is what I wrote last week in an article about Britney Spears’s first day on X Factor auditions, having bailed halfway through the day, incapable of getting through the job without several long “breaks”, and no doubt a booster handful of pills and some sweet-talking, both administered, presumably, by Jason Trawick, her fiancé and conservator who must now resort to video messages taken in bed, and posted on the internet as a public proclamation of his pride and love so as to keep his ward motivated. Full Story

The most boring Cannes OF ALL TIME

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 28, 2012 15:11:57 May 28, 2012 15:11:57
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WENN

I really can’t remember a less interesting Cannes Film Festival than the one that just happened. Maybe it’s because Angelina denied us the opportunity to be LEGGED again, or maybe it’s because the weather sucked over there and everyone stayed inside, actually watching movies, but there was a lack of crazy Cannes stories. Full Story

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Bieber cracks?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2012 14:34:38 May 28, 2012 14:34:38
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Fame/Flynet

Justin Bieber has pretty much owned the world the last 2 years. And through it all, including what amounted to a bogus paternity claim, Team Bieber has never wavered - not a stumble, not a break in stride, not a crack in the facade. But it happens to all of them. You know. When they start that young and when it happens so fast, it will always happen to all of them. Full Story

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May 28, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2012 14:05:32 May 28, 2012 14:05:32
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For Shannon who misses Champ - of course you do, and I imagine you always will. I can’t even imagine how much. Especially after 12 years of pure love. But then again, those were 12 years of pure love, weren’t they? Unfortunately there are actually no new shots of Kate Middleton and/or Posh with David and H7. Full Story

It doesn’t go with Chanel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2012 20:10:43 May 25, 2012 20:10:43
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Ciao Hollywood/Splash, Andreas Rentz/Getty

Joshua Jackson paid $45K for a necklace for Diane Kruger the other night in Monaco at a charity event. They are not engaged. Last night Diane wore Chanel at amfAR. She did not wear her gift. It doesn’t go with the dress. And these wardrobe decisions, they are made weeks in advance. I’m serious. Full Story

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