Halle engaged

January 11, 2012 15:36:45 Posted at January 11, 2012 15:36:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Us Weekly opened 2012 with 3 major exclusives last week and has followed it up with another this week:Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez are engaged. Now I want to be happy for Halle, I really do. But Halle has demonstrated, over and over again, that she has terrible instincts about her romantic choices. Full Story

Spotlight on Fassy

January 11, 2012 15:09:57 Posted at January 11, 2012 15:09:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Stephen Lovekin/Getty

Michael Fassbender collected the Spotlight Award last night at the NBR. Well it’s about time. I feel like Fassy’s lost a little momentum. You’ll recall, he was not nominated for a SAG. And with the race so tight this year, even though he deserves to be included, I don’t know that he’ll make it to the final five when Jennifer Lawrence calls out the names on January 24th. Full Story

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You have GOT to be kidding me with Miley Cyrus

January 11, 2012 14:51:27 Posted at January 11, 2012 14:51:27
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Over the last year I’ve seen several gossips—Lainey included—state that Miley “Smoke pot? Not me, never!” Cyrus has earned some affection by drawing down her public persona and making some effort at being a more mature pop tartlet. I’ve disagreed all along, issuing a strong BITCH, PLEASE caution to those jumping on the Miley train. Full Story

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Angie’s grey coats

January 11, 2012 14:29:37 Posted at January 11, 2012 14:29:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Jackson Lee/Brangie DC/Splash

Angelina Jolie presented her film In The Land Of Blood And Honey last night in Washington, DC with Brad Pitt by her side, naturally. She wore a grey coat. It reminded me of a better grey coat she wore a couple of years ago, almost exactly, when she and Brad were out hustling for Benjamin Button. Click here Full Story

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January 11, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

January 11, 2012 14:17:03 Posted at January 11, 2012 14:17:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Congrats to Rose J for winning the SCENEtourage Grand Prize of 48,000 SCENE points, and to Marta N and Cynthia I for winning the final two weekly draws of 2,000 points.  Thanks to everyone who participated and to SCENE for putting up the prizes. Amber! Happy 36th Birthday! I feel honoured about being a bright spot in your day. Full Story

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Duana has been nagging me for years - YEARS - to watch Veronica Mars. Finally, over Christmas, weakened by a bad cold, I agreed. Knowing I’d be in LA for a few days for the TCA with two flights, I downloaded the first 8 episodes and brought them here with me.  Read Full Intro

JLo: be inspired

January 10, 2012 22:01:09 Posted at January 10, 2012 22:01:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Splash

Shaki presented at the FIFA Ballon d’Or gala in Zurich last night, presumably because she’s dating her Sunshine Gerard Pique, with whom she was seen arriving earlier in the day. Wearing a ...leopard print tutu? I’m into it. I’m into THEM. As you know. And it’s another example of what exactly Jennifer Lopez is doing WRONG. Full Story

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Blake Lively’s big lead

January 10, 2012 21:11:04 Posted at January 10, 2012 21:11:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Splash, INF

Blake Lively spent the second half of 2011 impressing us by DOing it better and right up Leonardo DiCaprio’s ass, all the way into the good graces of Ryan Reynolds’s family. Has her balling paid off? It’s only the first week of January and already it’s paying off very, very well.According to The Playlist Full Story

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Elizabeth Taylor & Lindsay Lohan

January 10, 2012 20:27:03 Posted at January 10, 2012 20:27:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m sure you’ve heard...Deadline reported yesterday that Lindsay Lohan is negotiating to star in a Lifetime movie about Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. I know your first inclination is to punch yourself in the face from disgust. I get it. Full Story

James Franco tells the Academy

January 10, 2012 19:45:03 Posted at January 10, 2012 19:45:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

F-ck Michel Hazanavicius. The Artist is not a silent movie actor. The Artist is only James Franco. And when James Franco has an opinion, everyone must listen. This time, he’s preaching to us about Andy Serkis. In an exclusive article written for Deadline Full Story

Smutty Tingles

January 10, 2012 19:04:01 Posted at January 10, 2012 19:04:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Russell Brand, porn, and his wedding ring...a month before the divorce (The Superficial)

The Silver Fox would suck at a rub’n’tug (Dlisted)

The best self famewhore portrait I’ve ever seen on Twitter (Amy Grindhouse)

Elle Macpherson wore this while working with Nicole Richie the other day. Only Nicole Richie could find a way to cut down Elle Macpherson...physically (Hollywood Tuna)

Drew Barrymore looks great on the cover of InStyle...but I feel they didn’t have to airbrush her waist (Pop Sugar)

Kate Winslet channeling Angelina Jolie a little too hard in these ads (Just Jared)

Olivia Wilde gets invited to every award show. Because...she looks good? (Popoholic)

Can you imagine Harry Potter and Katy Perry? (Celebuzz)

Someone dares ask Madonna about Gaga (Towleroad)

Anne Heche or Celestia? (Go Fug Yourself)