March 27, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

March 27, 2012 14:34:11 Posted at March 27, 2012 14:34:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ashley! It’s your Champagne Birthday! Happy 27th Birthday! In your honour, as requested by Kendra, here are Christian Bale, Alexander Skarsgard, Chris Pine, and Guy Berryman. Congratulations to Kimberly B for winning the second of our John Frieda Precision Foam Colour giveaways.  Thanks to everyone who entered. Full Story

Monday, March 26, 2012

Dear Gossips,

There was a lot to be excited about this weekend: The Hunger Games, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, and, um...Justin Bieber’s new song Boyfriend. Sorry ok?! But I love it, yes, specifically BECAUSE it’s a punk shrug at Justin Timberlake.  Read Full Intro

Hot Harry will always love Chelsy

March 26, 2012 21:15:10 Posted at March 26, 2012 21:15:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jesal Parshotam/Splash

Here’s Prince Harry on Saturday night leaving a club almost like he’s forcing them to send him back to Afghanistan. Let me go, or I will piss away all the goodwill I’ve accumulated by getting drunk every night and doing nothing better with my life. The night before, Harry and Chelsy Davy were both at Princess Eugenie’s birthday party. Full Story

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Bloody Ryan in Thailand

March 26, 2012 19:40:48 Posted at March 26, 2012 19:40:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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PUNKD Images

Exclusive Fresh!Ryan Gosling was on the set of Only God Forgives in Thailand today. No, he was never in Winnipeg. No, he was never in South Africa. No, he was never in New Zealand. Yes, he has only been in Thailand since the beginning of January. With Eva Mendes who joined him there just before February and has not left. Full Story

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Please grow back your sense of humour

March 26, 2012 18:43:13 Posted at March 26, 2012 18:43:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Last week during the liveblog, since we hadn’t had one after the Oscars, and since I keep getting emails about it, I posted a poll asking participants whether or not they wanted to talk about the Jolie’s leg. 70% of respondents were no longer interested so we put her leg in a corner and moved on. The next day, the Jolie’s leg raged back into the headlines after The Huffington Post Full Story

Smutty Tingles

March 26, 2012 18:28:47 Posted at March 26, 2012 18:28:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A widow’s sex life and rude ass neighbours in LifeStyle

I know it’s not fair to judge from photos but ... Little Sci seems like that kid on the plane who just won’t behave (Dlisted)

Uma decided. And the baby is growing. (The Superficial)

Is Rumer a traitor? (Celebedge)

I’d go braless if I were Rihanna in that outfit too (Hollywood Tuna)

George goes back to Stacy after going to jail (Pop Sugar)

Katniss loves Bridget Jones (Just Jared)

Of course he f-cked her. HE IS A PIG. (Cele|bitchy)

Porny wants bbq, even if it’s pouring (Socialite Life)

Was Lucy Hale a gymnast? It’s looking more and more like it (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Jon Hamm does not want to be a father (I'm Not Obsessed)

Lea & Cory: the look of love

March 26, 2012 16:35:16 Posted at March 26, 2012 16:35:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ron Asadorian/Splash

The Glee people were in New York this weekend for the GLAAD Media Awards. Lea Michele and Cory Monteith were photographed leaving NYC on Sunday presumably to get back to work in LA. The two are rumoured to be dating. She’s looking at him like they’re dating. They’re dressed similarly too, almost like they’re dating. Full Story

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Madge’s LA Face & Ass

March 26, 2012 16:20:06 Posted at March 26, 2012 16:20:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Tim Mosenfelder/Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty

Madonna appeared on stage at the Ultra Music Festival in Miami, because she’s all the club tracks, this weekend with Avicci who worked on MDNA which drops tomorrow. I haven’t heard the entire album. But I think I’ll like it OK. As in a few catchy beats, something to throw on at the gym, but perhaps not super memorable. Full Story

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It means "Oh! Kiss Kiss"

March 26, 2012 15:36:51 Posted at March 26, 2012 15:36:51
Duana Posted by Duana
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Courtesy AMC

Mad Men Season 5 Episode 1-2 recapAll over Google this morning, people are discovering that “zoobeezoobeezoo” is, in fact "Zou Bisou Bisou", a legit French pop song, and then happily humming it to themselves as they go about their Monday. I have a bit of mournfulness already.  It's a strange reaction but I wasn't completely elated that my show was back; instead I kind of felt, after watching, like the parade is over and all we have left are the memories. Full Story

Neville and the gang!

March 26, 2012 14:58:06 Posted at March 26, 2012 14:58:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Gareth Cattermole/Getty

Look! It's hot Neville with his hair buzzed!Neville, Luna, Ginny, and director David Yates were at the Empire Awards last night. Am assuming that's his gf? Our Neville is hot now. Hot enough for a lady friend. Neville - Matthew Lewis for reals - stars in a new show on BBC called The Syndicate about lottery winners that premiered on BBC. Full Story

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Kit & Ben’s Hunger Games double

March 26, 2012 14:25:08 Posted at March 26, 2012 14:25:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Rob Kruyt and Punkd

No lie - I daydream about having a Dire Wolf (House Stark style) all the time. If I had a Dire Wolf, I would totally be a rapist catcher. Also my poker face would be much better. Nothing says confidence like rolling up to the party with one of nature’s most ruthless killers and then having it sleep at the foot of your bed every night. Full Story

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