Punk is not going to Punk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2013 16:14:56 May 8, 2013 16:14:56
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Could Iman have pulled off Anna Wintour’s floral Chanel at the MET Gala on Monday? How is what you’re wearing Punk, Iman? It’s not. I married David Bowie. If you’ve not seen this yet, you’re about to experience a love explosion. It’s Bowie’s video for The Next Day, directed by Floria Sigismundi, who also directed his The Stars video. Full Story

I guess it’s not happening...?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2013 15:56:16 May 8, 2013 15:56:16
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Despite how hard we’ve been wishing it. Or maybe just me. Here’s Nicholas Hoult out in New York yesterday with Riley Keough. They worked together on the new Mad Max movie and partied together after the MET Gala with some other Mad Max co-stars. Keough, Elvis’s granddaughter (!!!! Why don’t people care more about this? It’s ELVIS!) was engaged to Alex Pettyfer last year. Full Story

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The Faculty of Celebrity Studies 2013

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2013 15:33:13 May 8, 2013 15:33:13
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We’ve passed our sophomore year! Thank you for growing with us! After kicking off in Victoria, and then stops in Edmonton, Winnipeg, Halifax, and Montreal, the Faculty of Celebrity Studies tour, 2nd year, concluded last week in London, ON, my alma mater, in the Great Hall, which...was a trip. Full Story

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Gwyneth the Developer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2013 15:00:21 May 8, 2013 15:00:21
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After not punking in pink at the MET Gala, Gwyneth Paltrow made an appearance at the Apple Store in Soho yesterday with her friend Jessica Seinfeld, wife of Jerry, and one of the best bitch-facers in the business. Look at her, in the shot I’m including below, straight on, with her head sort of tilted. Full Story

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Bradley Cooper and the spoon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2013 14:18:03 May 8, 2013 14:18:03
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Bradley Cooper and his model girlfriend Suki Waterhouse were photographed walking around in New York on Sunday after he cameo-ed on Saturday Night Live, hosted by Zach Galifianakis, in the Jennifer Aniston lookalike sketch. To me, the best part of that skit was how the cast members imitated her.  Uh uh, ah, oh, oh, ok, hair touching, forehead touching. Full Story

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MET Couple Mismatch: Gisele Bundchen & Tom Brady

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2013 13:59:53 May 8, 2013 13:59:53
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Here’s one of the articles that was lost in my bug-eyed fatigue yesterday. It was pre-written overnight and I’m attaching it below as is: Sorry. I can’t sh-t on this dress. It’s crazy. She is crazy in it. What’s underneath there? Anything? Aren’t you into the chain mail? And the one sleeve? If she had to shave her bush, this would have been the dress to do it for, Gwyneth Paltrow. Full Story

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Career Prospectus: Kristen Stewart

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 8, 2013 13:31:44 May 8, 2013 13:31:44

For previous installments of Career Prospectus, please click here. When word got out that Kristen Stewart had dropped out of Focus, the movie she was originally going to star in alongside Ben Affleck, Lainey thought maybe she would be a good subject for a career prospectus, and many of you agreed. Full Story

Michelle’s holding hands

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2013 13:17:06 May 8, 2013 13:17:06

Michelle Williams was photographed holding hands with Dustin Yellin leaving the MET Gala after-party the other night. Yellin is a successful artist based in New York. He works out of a warehouse in Brooklyn valued at almost $4 million. His pieces can command up to $100K and his clients include Lance Armstrong and Ben Stiller. Full Story

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May 8, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2013 13:01:00 May 8, 2013 13:01:00

To Jen from Louise on your last day at work before your upcoming wedding in Northern Ireland -- Congratulations! I love that your wedding gift shout-out request is... celebrity mugshots. I’ve only included 3 of Lindsay Lohan’s because, frankly, I couldn’t keep them straight. The first one is my favourite because -- she doesn’t actually know where she is. Full Story

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Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Apart from JLO Slum Loving down the occasion... God that was satisfying. The Dress Porn at the Costume Institute Gala was satisfying, wasn’t it? That’s what’s great about Dress Porn -- even when it’s bad, it’s GREAT.  Read Full Intro

The Night’s Watch at the MET: Florence Welch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 18:35:38 May 7, 2013 18:35:38
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There were so many different documents flying around on my laptop and I’m delirious from not sleeping and I totally blanked on this Florence Welch article that was just sitting there, waiting to be posted. Thanks for the reminder, Erin! Duana was right. Punk became Game Of Thrones theme night at the MET Gala. Full Story

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