Thursday, July 12, 2012

Dear Gossips,

You know who I’ve neglected during the Rise Of Katie Holmes? It’s GOOP. Until this morning, I’d yet to check out the new remodelled GOOP. You like it? I have no strong feelings either way except to say it feels very Anthropologie which I’ve tried so hard to like over the years but have recently decided to stop forcing it; I’ll never get off my vintage bike and walk through the tall grass with my eyes closed and the sun on my face, you know? Anyway, remember when Gwyneth worked with Tom Cruise in Austin Powers and said he was an awesome kisser? He does look like a good movie kisser.  Read Full Intro

The back of Clooney’s bike is not empty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2012 21:44:13 July 12, 2012 21:44:13
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Splash

Katie Holmes threw herself off the back of Tom Cruise’s bike. He has yet to refill the position. George Clooney’s backseat however is still occupied. He took Stacy Keibler on a day trip to Switzerland the other day with some friends. Last week I polled you the following: Balmoral with the Royals or invitation to Villa Clooney? It’s been pretty even the responses. Full Story

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Forever newborn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2012 21:26:59 July 12, 2012 21:26:59
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Fame/Flynet

Chris Hemsworth’s daughter India is 8 weeks old. I know that’s small. But I feel like even when she’s 18 weeks old she’ll still look this small in his arms. Like hamster-sized. That’s the only commentary I wanted to make on these photos other than the obligatory “see baby, so cute, gush, gush”. Full Story

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British Boy Sh-t

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2012 20:05:30 July 12, 2012 20:05:30
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PCN, Michael Buckner/Getty

Girl Sh-t is the best sh-t, yes. But occasionally Boy Sh-t is pretty great too. Today in Boy Sh-t, according to Us Weekly, Robert Pattinson and Andrew Garfield were at a wedding together a couple of weeks ago and wouldn’t speak to each other even though they used to be friends. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2012 19:30:42 July 12, 2012 19:30:42

Ummm...sorry again about that blind riddle. It’s not Tom Hanks.

Sasha’s finding printed pants and overalls in LifeStyle

I think I would. Hit it. Maybe. No. Wait. Now I’m not sure. Would you? (Dlisted)

Is Katie changing Suri’s name??? Again... the source is Now Magazine, so... (The Superficial)

Jennifer Lopez knows how to play this sh-t out for as long as possible (Too Fab)

Miranda Kerr in a green maxi (Pop Sugar)

Charlize Theron + Michael Fassbender interpreted for a graphic novel? (Cele|bitchy)

God Anne Hathaway looks amazing in this dress (Just Jared)

Paulina Gretzky’s more, ahem, demure bikini shots (Hollywood Tuna)

Crazy people are being mean to Brad Pitt’s ma for not supporting gays and being a little racisty and Angelina’s dad is on her side (Pink Is The New Blog)

If you glance quickly does Minka Kelly look like JLo sometimes? (Popoholic)

Um, what is happening to Princess Stephanie??? (Go Fug Yourself)

Jeremy Renner, presenter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2012 18:52:02 July 12, 2012 18:52:02
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Kevin Winter/Getty

Yesterday I received an email from a reader called Kendra who complained that it had been 21 days since the last Jeremy Renner post and this was unacceptable. Well, Kendra, he presented at the ESPYs last night so the drought is over. I suspect Sarah from Cinesnark http://cinesnark.wordpress.com/ probably isn’t sorry about this either because, last I checked, Renner is her jam. Full Story

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Amber Heard still has a girlfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2012 18:24:49 July 12, 2012 18:24:49
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Wenn, Oliver S Wolf/Splash

And a boyfriend? In Touch reported a couple of weeks ago that Amber Heard and her girlfriend Tasya were done. That’s In Touch for you. Amber and Tasya stepped out together yesterday. They’re not done. That doesn’t mean she’s not also f-cking Johnny Depp (which, I mean, I still don’t feel slamdunk about this one) and she could very well use that to her advantage if she’s selling herself as the next Angelina Jolie. Full Story

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Chatty Matilda

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2012 16:52:55 July 12, 2012 16:52:55
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Splash

Check out little Matilda Ledger yammering away, hand in hand with her mother’s boyfriend Jason Segel. Cute, right? The two were photographed in New York yesterday and as you can see, although Segel and Michelle Williams have only been dating about six months, he has clearly become fully integrated into their lives, so much so that Matilda and he share alone time together while Michelle is out of town. Full Story

Janis vs. Janis

Sarah Posted by Sarah at July 12, 2012 16:27:28 July 12, 2012 16:27:28
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Theo Wargo/Mike Coppola/Getty

When I first started looking into the new developments on Joplin, I thought the news was that recent Tony Award winner Nina Arianda was replacing Amy Adams in THE Janis Joplin biopic, but it turns out Arianda is starring in A Janis Joplin biopic and Adams is still attached to another, different Joplin project. Full Story

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He turned out to be the cliché

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2012 16:22:08 July 12, 2012 16:22:08

He was the one we trusted who can’t actually be trusted. He used to be my answer to the question - is there anyone in Hollywood who DOESN’T cheat? Yes, I’d say, and excitedly too! Art does not imitate life! He’s faithful! Well, no. He isn’t. He hits on the young funny pretty ones at parties. Full Story

Suri In The City

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2012 15:53:24 July 12, 2012 15:53:24
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Fame/Flynet, FZS/Splash

One day, if all goes according to plan, Katie Holmes’s plan that is, Suri Cruise will call herself a New Yorker. Katie intends for Suri to grow up in the city. I know she’s only 6 but do you see Suri Cruise as a New York City girl? That’s what she’s becoming. Katie and Suri hit up the zoo yesterday with grandma. Full Story

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