July 9, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2012 13:56:45 July 9, 2012 13:56:45

Jenny! Happy Birthday with love and admiration from Shelley. I’m told you’re raising your children in gossip. What courage and wisdom! I your honour, here’s Jimmy Smits, and also, to kick it old school for the memories, how about Fred Gandy aka Gopher? To Manuel from Jude who tells me you’re in isolation. Full Story

Friday, July 6, 2012

Dear Gossips,

I apologise in advance about how short today’s blog will be. Because... Duana’s getting married tomorrow!!! I have officially appointed myself her bitch for the day. No, that’s not really true.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2012 18:40:11 July 6, 2012 18:40:11

Sasha finds cufflinks in Lifestyle

Next I want to hear Harry Styles use that word (Dlisted)

For those of you who want to compare Megan Fox’s Original Face and her Pretend Face (Too Fab)

Kanye West’s girlfriend’s ex husband’s ex girlfriend is pregnant. If that’s not a low classy sentence...  (The Superficial)

Oh! New Carey Mulligan photos! (Just Jared)

Gwyneth Platrow will not take kindly to this (Cele|bitchy)

I like that Mila Kunis wears sweatpants, proper sweatpants  (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate Hudson’s body looks siiiiiiick in a tiny black bikini (Pop Sugar)

Rosie Huntington-Whitely’s 4th of July (Trendmill)

Is Robert Pattinson making Kristen Stewart pick out her own engagement ring?(Evil Beet)

What do we think of thigh-high leather boots in the summertime? (Go Fug Yourself)

A day for Irish love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2012 16:06:26 July 6, 2012 16:06:26

Duana is Irish. The man she’s marrying is half-Irish. So this post is with them in mind.  Check out Colin Farrell with his sister in the Motherland yesterday. Colin is Duana’s celebrity crush. Last year when we were working out beside him at the gym during Oscar week, she could barely hold it together. Full Story

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Emma & Andrew did not bomb

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2012 15:28:40 July 6, 2012 15:28:40

The Amazing Spider-Man is doing very well. Click here if you missed Sarah’s review of the movie the other day. She has declared him the best Spider-Man ever. That, in combination with the film’s strong box office, means Garfield and his real-life girlfriend Emma Stone, have not bombed together, at least not professionally. Full Story

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These people are not Church approved

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2012 14:59:27 July 6, 2012 14:59:27
Wenn, Fame/Flynet

They can’t be, right? Because they’re part of New Katie’s life. New Katie has cut off everyone who’s connected to Scientology. Not sure yet who accompanied her and Suri yesterday in New York but these people are certainly not approved by Xenu. And, well, I really want to know what they know. Full Story

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July 6, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2012 14:20:08 July 6, 2012 14:20:08

Happy Birthday Laurie! So happy you and Bridget had fun at SMUT! Come back next year? She says you’d love to see what Marcus and Barney are up to? Well, yesterday they went to the beach with Marcus’s only friend Kona. This is what happens at the beach: Marcus digs a hole, and Barney yells at him for not inviting him into his hole. Full Story

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Is it fitting that a divorce involving a Scientologist has been characterised by so much misinformation? Because there is a lot of it where Tom and Katie's implosion is concerned. It's a story that will play out over the next few weeks.  Read Full Intro

Dance-off imminent

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2012 21:00:11 July 5, 2012 21:00:11

Entertainment shows, magazines, and blogs have been on high alert for several weeks re: Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber and whether or not they’re breaking up. Click here for my last post about their fragile young love. There have been signs for a while now that we’re well past the midpoint of the relationship, heading rapidly towards its inevitable conclusion. Full Story

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Channing Tatum doesn’t want to be friends with Alex Pettyfer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2012 19:45:10 July 5, 2012 19:45:10

Celebitchy posted a story the other day (from Us Weekly) about how Alex Pettyfer was so dicky on the set of Magic Mike that Channing Tatum cut out one of his scenes. Pettyfer subsequently threw a hissy. He and Tatum are reportedly now not speaking and wouldn’t acknowledge each other at the premiere. Full Story