Smutty Tingles

December 22, 2011 18:29:42 Posted at December 22, 2011 18:29:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s no point in starving if you can’t wear a bikini every day (The Superficial)

WHY do dumb bitches keep paying this dumbass? (Dlisted)

Gorgeous: a gay navy kiss makes history (Towleroad)

Ashley Tisdale: high school forever (Hollywood Tuna)

I would wear holiday plaid more often too if I looked this good in it (Pop Sugar)

I love the pattern on Salma Hayek’s blouse (Just Jared)

Is it because I’m not 25 anymore that I don’t find this stylish? (Popoholic)

Justin Bieber and his baby sister. Come on. You can’t snark on this, can you? (Celebuzz)

Dear Spain: really??? What year do you think it is?  (Hollywood PQ)

I worry about Lady Gaga and neck pain (Go Fug Yourself

Managing “Aloof” behind the scenes

December 22, 2011 17:37:47 Posted at December 22, 2011 17:37:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I could never be a publicist or a personal assistant for a celebrity. It’s not the hard work I’m afraid of; it’s the adult babysitting. They are SO fragile and insecure and narcissistic, it’s an exhausting experience. And, frankly, it can be really, really sad. I’ve been really hard on Rooney Mara the last couple of weeks for the “aloof”-ing and the SVU trashing. Full Story

James Franco’s defence calls...another professor

December 22, 2011 17:06:03 Posted at December 22, 2011 17:06:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

James Franco’s reputation was pissed on this week as a former professor is suing NYU for firing him because he gave the actor a D in his class. Dr Santana says Franco only attended 2 out of 14 lectures. Click here for the background.NYU has now responded publicly to the claims. Full Story

Planning the birth

December 22, 2011 16:23:53 Posted at December 22, 2011 16:23:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I still don’t understand the people who don’t believe that Beyonce is actually pregnant. Something about her faking it because she didn’t want to gain weight? Check her out here in New York yesterday. That looks like a full face to me. In fact, B is fuller all over. And, just like us, Beysus looks bad on closed circuit tv. Full Story

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First free holiday...

December 22, 2011 15:31:17 Posted at December 22, 2011 15:31:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In many years for Ashton Kutcher.He’s now officially single, having publicly humiliated and driven away Demi Moore with infidelity, Ashton was spotted in Berlin enjoying his freedom while in town for “business meetings”. That this f-cking loser is considered an entrepreneur... It’s a joke is what it is. Full Story

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Hot Harry’s holiday open shirt

December 22, 2011 15:09:28 Posted at December 22, 2011 15:09:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Flynet, Splash

While his brother was bringing holiday cheer to homeless youth yesterday, Prince Harry hit up the club, seen leaving the Arts Club in Mayfair after a night out with, among others, David Beckham, newly arrived from Los Angeles. What is it about a young aristocrat and an open collar? Or, rather, this particular young royal and his open collar? I’m really into it. Full Story

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Will’s feeling like a pimp...on video

December 22, 2011 14:44:17 Posted at December 22, 2011 14:44:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Eamonn McCormack/BEN STANSALL/Getty

Most of you have probably seen the photos of a Jay-Z inspired Prince William yesterday during his visit to Centrepoint with Catherine. But he also drops some other moves in a video. Click here to see. SO cute, right? Like a perv I’m also including a few shots of Will with his hand on his wife’s back as he’s guiding her to the car. Full Story

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Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Dear Gossips,

Was I the only one who didn’t freak out over the new The Hobbit trailer that was released yesterday? It’s an awesome trailer. A really, really, REALLY great trailer. It’s just...

I’m missing a good taste gene, I think, when it comes to Tolkien movies. It’s not that I hate them, I’m just not evangelical about it. They’re so...


See? Now all my other opinions don’t matter. If you can’t get down with LOTR, all your other thoughts are immediately devalued.

Heading to Toronto today to spend Christmas with my ma with 10 lbs of pork jerky and pork floss (from Bee Kim Heng, seriously the best in the world) packed away in my luggage. You all do it with turkey. My people, we’re about the pig. Suckling pig on Christmas Eve.

Thanks for sending in your votes for the Best Gingerbread House. The winner will be announced later today.

Yours in gossip,


Smutty Tingles

December 21, 2011 22:07:35 Posted at December 21, 2011 22:07:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her makeup was perfect the whole time on that charity trip (Dlisted)

The Kardashians take advantage of poor people (The Superficial)

She’s either in Mexico with George Clooney or she’s making tons of money off George Clooney. Happy Christmas, Stacy Keibler (Hollywood Tuna)

Mrs Wahlberg can barely smile for Santa (Pop Sugar)

Are we okay with mothers and daughters being best friends? (Just Jared)

Evan Rachel Wood, young bride? (Cele|bitchy)

How much you want to bet that Lindsay Lohan is holding a cover page and the rest are blank? (Celebuzz)

Fergie and Josh say Happy Christmas (Hollywood PQ)

Gisele for Versace (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

H7 and her homies say Happy Christmas (Pink Is The New Blog)

I'd order this combo

December 21, 2011 21:08:59 Posted at December 21, 2011 21:08:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Colin Farrell and Sam Rockwell were photographed together yesterday on the set of Seven Psychopaths. (My Blackberry is underlining the spelling of the word Psychopaths like it's wrong in plural. Is that true? Am writing in a cab and am too rushed to google.)You know how I feel about Colin Farrell and the quiver (when he's not getting girls pregnant to fill the empty parts of his soul - click here Full Story

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Don't see an heir in there

December 21, 2011 19:57:16 Posted at December 21, 2011 19:57:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Splash, Chris Jackson/Getty

Was it In Touch that reported 3 weeks ago that Catherine Cambridge was pregnant? And even though it was In Touch, the bullsh-ttiest of the bullsh-t, still there were many of you who were all like - and smugly too! - um, oh yeah, Lainey, she totally is. Have a look at Kate today, with Will, in London visiting Centrepoint. Full Story

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