Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2012 18:52:58 July 5, 2012 18:52:58

Sasha finds Stacy Keibler’s red skirt in LifeStyle

Madonna, Virgin, weeping (Dlisted)

Happy Fourth from between Heidi’s breasts (Too Fab)

Lindsay Lohan is too dirty, even for a porn star (The Superficial)

I’m really into Chloe Sevigny for Miu Miu (Just Jared)

Demi Moore’s daughters are mad at her (Cele|bitchy)

Miley Cyrus’s all-American sequined Independence Day (Hollywood Tuna)

Leonardo DiCaprio takes his shirt off in Hawaii (Pop Sugar)

Zac Efron has really taken to Euro living (Pink Is The New Blog)

Katy Perry’s cleavage holds her phone (Popoholic)

Jennifer Lopez tries to create her own Buckingham (Go Fug Yourself)

The Happy Afflecks on the Fourth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2012 17:51:23 July 5, 2012 17:51:23
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WENN

Ben Affleck figured it out a year ago - Jennifer Garner and his children saved his career. Oh sure, he’s a talented director, but in this celebrity environment, talent relies on public image; he’s lucky his wife is forgiving. And every reformed man in Hollywood right now must be looking at Tom Cruise relieved that it’s him and not them. Full Story

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Sad is not enough

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2012 17:30:11 July 5, 2012 17:30:11

After his lawyer, Bert Fields, accused Katie Holmes’s team of “playing the media” yesterday - click here for a refresher - Tom Cruise tried to solicit some sympathy for himself. PEOPLE.com Full Story

Katie Holmes: Skywalker, Neo, and Harry Potter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2012 16:27:38 July 5, 2012 16:27:38
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Banks/Brewer/Splash

Here are some old shots from July 2008. Scientology head David Miscavige tagged along with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes to watch a race. You know, because Tom and David are manly men on motorcycles and sh-t. Miscavige of course was also the best man at their wedding. Ex-Scientologists have been saying for years that he’s a brutal dictator. Full Story

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New Katie & Old Katie & Old Katie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2012 15:07:27 July 5, 2012 15:07:27
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Before we begin today’s Tom and Katie divorce coverage, let’s start on a lighter note. My friend Caleigh sent this awesome reminder of amazingness out to a few of us yesterday and I thought you might like it too. June 2000. There is so much happening here I can’t even... By all means, take a few moments . Full Story

The Cambridges are also the Strathearns

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2012 14:30:37 July 5, 2012 14:30:37
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Prince William was made Knight of the Thistle in Edinburgh. In Scotland then, he and his Catherine will be known as the Earl and Countess of Strathearn. She had a plaid scarf with her to mark the occasion. The Queen and Prince Philip were also there, along with Princess Anne, except today they keep calling her the Princess Royal which, obviously, is her proper style except it’s a mystery to cultural pigs like me why they seemingly arbitrarily use one and not the other and vice versa and when. Full Story

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July 5, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2012 14:03:23 July 5, 2012 14:03:23

Michelle! Happy Birthday with love from your sister Leslie who requested some classic 70s in your honour including Farrah Fawcett and Ryan O’Neal. They really were a big deal back then, weren’t they? But OMG Ali MacGraw and Steve McQueen. And Diane Keaton and Warren Beatty! (Well, Warren Beatty and a LOT of people. Full Story

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Independence Day, the movie, was on TV the other night with commercials. I stayed up way past my bedtime to watch it, even though I know almost every scene. Is it stupid and silly? Of course. But unlike some of the sh-t Michael Bay puts out, I can enjoy it without feeling dirty.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2012 19:58:00 July 4, 2012 19:58:00

A rapper comes out (Dlisted)

As IF these two are as hot as Iker and Sara (Too Fab)

Justin Bieber has a hissy fit over Pipsqueak (The Superficial)

Ben and Jen are way happier than Tom and Katie (Pop Sugar)

Kanye West`s girlfriend wants to be Kanye West`s wife (Cele|bitchy)

OBSESSED with this dress (Just Jared)

Ashley Tisdale isn`t with Charlie Hunnam...yet (Hollywood Tuna)

Kelly Clarkson is injured (Hollywood PQ)

A former candidate for Mrs. Cruise in a bikini (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Celebrating Anderson Cooper (Towleroad)
 

The Cambridges at tennis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2012 18:45:34 July 4, 2012 18:45:34
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Olga Bermejo/Splash

Prince William and his Catherine, who is expected to lower her head to pure bloods Beatrice and Eugenie now, were at Wimbledon today watching Roger Federer advance to the semis. He'll play Djokovic. I am still crying about Rafa's premature exit. And to a total fluke who bombed out in his next match. Full Story

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Tom’s lawyer speaks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2012 17:37:49 July 4, 2012 17:37:49
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You know this already but I’ll repeat it anyway... This sh-t will be UGLY. Tom Cruise’s lawyer, Bert Fields, has released a statement according to the BBC. And his words are SHARP: “Tactically we can't say where Tom will file a divorce case and if he'll be seeking joint custody of Suri. Full Story