Smutty Tingles

December 20, 2011 20:32:18 Posted at December 20, 2011 20:32:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha advises on how to handle a bitch ass of a mother-in-law and Katie and GOOP in a sweater-off in LifeStyle

How Scabby ages in a bikini (The Superficial)

Um, please let that be the title of the new Mission: Impossible (Dlisted)

A Christmas obscenity (Amy Grindhouse)

Ashley Tisdale wants to profile her panties (Hollywood Tuna)

SCARJO, talk-show host (Pop Sugar)

LeAnn Rimes’s Christmas gift to you: pap shots of her in a bikini. Again. (Just Jared)

Holy.Sh-t. What isn’t George Clooney’s girlfriend selling these days? (Popoholic)
Stephanie Seymour’s body at the beach….and no weird photos with her son (Celebuzz)

If Lady Gaga were a menorah (Towleroad)

But…I really like this sparkly patchwork dress (Go Fug Yourself)

Justin & Jessica engaged?

December 20, 2011 19:50:45 Posted at December 20, 2011 19:50:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A tweet from an art gallery in Jackson, Wyoming yesterday read as follows:Word on the street is that Justin Timberlake proposed to Jessica Biel at the Amangani last night. The Amangani is a luxury resort in Wyoming. Full Story

Brange: Balkan groovin’

December 20, 2011 18:19:20 Posted at December 20, 2011 18:19:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie went to a party in LA the other night for the film 72 Days by Danilo Serbedzija. Here’s what Google Translate is telling me:  When they are removed from the red carpet and paparazzi, the famous actor-loving couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are completely normal people, without excessive stellar applications. Full Story

The Artist vs The Professor

December 20, 2011 18:07:20 Posted at December 20, 2011 18:07:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You’ve heard about this lawsuit, I’m sure. Click here for a more extensive explanation. In short, Dr Jose Angel Santana was an assistant arts professor at NYU. He failed James Franco for only attending 2 of his 14 lectures. Then the university fired him. Full Story

Aloof backpedalling

December 20, 2011 17:21:17 Posted at December 20, 2011 17:21:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The “aloof” one, Rooney Mara, is backpedalling on comments she made in Allure about her early work on Law & Order: SVU. Not surprisingly, Rooney says her words were taken out of context. And, of course, insists that SVU is the greatest and that her experience on it was the greatest. Also, she’s a victim. Full Story

December 20, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

December 20, 2011 16:46:00 Posted at December 20, 2011 16:46:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Andrea! I’m so sorry to hear about the summaries. F-ck. F-CK! Hope you’ve managed to salvage…something? Good luck on the exam tomorrow with love from Jon Stewart and Alexander Skarsgard. Let me know how it goes.  And for Tania and George Clooney - SO happy to hear he’s getting better. And it’s definitely $6,000 well spent. Full Story

Monday, December 19, 2011

Dear Gossips,

I came home last night totally jacked from Watch The Throne, the final stop on the tour. And then I turned on the series 3 finale for Misfits and it f-cked me up. Let me give you a day or two to see it, especially for those of you in North America.  Read Full Intro

Royal Black Velvet

December 19, 2011 22:18:11 Posted at December 19, 2011 22:18:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Chris Jackson/Getty

I was ridiculously happy to see these photos released. Like, in a way that suggests I may have a problem. It’s just… I mean they’re three of my favourite subjects. And here they are, together, all of them, at a ball. Come on! It’s Christmas!Check out Prince William, Catherine, and Prince Harry at The Sun Military Awards in London tonight, the three young representatives of an invigorated monarchy. Full Story

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Please let there be a pap-off

December 19, 2011 21:29:29 Posted at December 19, 2011 21:29:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie Holmes may be younger than Nicole Kidman, and I was about to write “infinitely more expressive” seeing as Katie hasn’t turned her face into a tundra, but then I realised, even though Katie hasn’t frozen her forehead, there is, like her predecessor, really not all that much variation in her expressions, for completely different reasons. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

December 19, 2011 19:56:14 Posted at December 19, 2011 19:56:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha gets real with a selfish sister and worries for a criticised wife - LifeStyle

Lord help us because it will never end (Dlisted)

Even the numbers are controversial when it comes to Lindsay Lohan (The Superficial)

Jay-Z and GOOP meangirled a waiter? (Celebedge)

This is what Kellan Lutz taught his girlfriend (Hollywood Tuna)

Sarah Michelle Gellar and her little Pebbles (Pop Sugar)

Zoe Saldana keeps it civil (Just Jared)

Jennifer Aniston doesn’t want people staring at her in NYC. Really??? (Cele|bitchy)

Vanessa Hudgens seems really into her boyfriend (Socialite Life)

That is a terrible fashion statement (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Helen Mirren is amazing in purple (I'm Not Obsessed)