Amy and Tina and the Golden Globes jokes

Duana Posted by Duana at October 16, 2012 16:18:17 October 16, 2012 16:18:17
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How can you go wrong? I literally do not know anyone who was not delighted with the news that Poehler and Feyare going to host the often-completely-sleepy Golden Globe awards, although I’m sure you’re out there, whispering behind your hand and hoping you don’t get caught. Stay inside. Full Story

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Katie Holmes: artist seeking artist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2012 15:22:54 October 16, 2012 15:22:54
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Christopher Peterson/ Doug Meszler/ Splash

Katie Holmes is supposedly done with actors. According to Radar, even though she’s pretty much exclusively dated actors, Katie’s sworn them off now and apparently wants to hook up with an artist. God I wonder what a morning pitch meeting at Radar looks like? And whether or not it resembles a writers’ room. Full Story

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Jennifer Aniston’s nipples vs Chanel No5

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2012 14:41:48 October 16, 2012 14:41:48

What? They yelled at me last week, the Jennifer Aniston fans, for daring to suggest that she’d introduce her big ass ring to the world just as Brad Pitt was about to release his Chanel No5 ad. Have you seen it yet? I ...don’t want to see it ever again. I don’t want to see him so uncool -- the word works surprisingly well on several levels here -- ever again. Full Story

Monday, October 15, 2012

Dear Gossips,

At first I was all enough already with the going on about how it’d been 19 years since Christina Applegate hosted Saturday Night Live. But then I watched and, well, if that’s what happens when she hosts, maybe there should be more of her.  Read Full Intro

I guess they won’t be recreating this photo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2012 20:48:30 October 15, 2012 20:48:30
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INF, Jeff Kravitz/ AMA2011/ Kevork Djansezian/ Getty

Here are two shots of Katy Perry and Taylor Swift at the American Music Awards last November. Katy was still married to Russell Brand. This year Katy is nominated for two AMAs including Artist of the Year. So she’ll be there for sure. As Taylor is promoting a brand new album, and nominated in the country category, it’s not impossible that she’d show too… only I wonder if she’ll ask whether or not Katy is going first before confirming her attendance, seeing as Katy is still f-cking John Mayer, and out in the open now, and Taylor’s latest release I Knew You Were Trouble is probably about him. Full Story

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The Afflecks are playing to win

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2012 19:18:00 October 15, 2012 19:18:00
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KCS/Splash

Ben Affleck’s Argo opened pretty strong this weekend. The word of mouth is even stronger which means it’ll likely hold. Which of course means that it’s enough to satisfy the Academy, not that the Academy wasn’t already impressed. Argo is going to the ex-Kodak now-Dolby. There’s no doubt. Full Story

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Grandma Ethel loves Taylor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2012 18:17:29 October 15, 2012 18:17:29
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How sexy is it for an 18 year old boy that grandma approves of his girlfriend? I wonder if Taylor Swift can see that all of this is happening 10 years too soon. If Conor Kennedy was 28, we’d definitely be picking out rings. But would the Kennedy family approve of a pre-college wedding? They’ve seen their share of crazy sh-t, I know, and still, the boy has other things to do first… surely? Still, grandma is giving Taylor a lot of hope. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2012 17:59:22 October 15, 2012 17:59:22

Sasha’s dealing jacked baby names and a friend’s “what if” in LifeStyle.

Brange built a love shack? (Dlisted)

I’m really into Scarlett Johansson’s lip colour here (Too Fab)

Super creepy Taylor Momsen (The Superficial)

James Bond is wearing a lot of foundation (Just Jared)

Not a flattering dress on Kate Upton (Hollywood Tuna)

Does Victoria Beckham look different to you here? (Pop Sugar)

Face Or Body: Matthew McConaughey edition (Cele|bitchy)

Sienna Miller’s flats don’t seem right on her (Socialite Life)

Pre-Halloween for nerds (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Jennifer Aniston will invite Mrs Pitt (I'm Not Obsessed)

Tom’s breaking up with Xenu?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2012 17:06:23 October 15, 2012 17:06:23
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FameFlynet, Doug Meszler/Splash

Everyone’s picking up on a story from the UK Mirror about Tom Cruise breaking up with Scientology so that he can get back together with Katie Holmes. Really? The Mirror? Please. And besides, do you buy that Tom Cruise would rather fail his religion than fail his wife? He already failed his wife. Full Story

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I Was Right

Duana Posted by Duana at October 15, 2012 16:48:41 October 15, 2012 16:48:41

Homeland Season 2 Episode 3 recap Herewith my ignorance on sleeper agents – are they not trained for certain situations like these? Is there really no further qualification for being the man on the inside beyond “He appears to be affable to the people we’re trying to infiltrate?” Some suspension of disbelief where Brody is concerned is not only necessary but probably a good thing. Full Story