A mother’s love at Halloween

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2012 14:13:25 November 1, 2012 14:13:25
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So there’s Mimi, who would never be so stupid and selfless as to sacrifice looking hot and being the centre of attention, especially not at Halloween, and then there’s Sandra Bullock, who took little Louis out trick-or-treating yesterday in Toluca Lake dressed up as cowgirl Jessie to her son’s Buzz Lightyear. Full Story

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Halloween Mimi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2012 13:55:01 November 1, 2012 13:55:01

Last year Mimi was part of the Incredibles. She, Nick Cannon, and DemBabies all dressed up in the same costume. It was truly family styles. Well... Enough.Of.That.Sh-t. F-CK. That sh-t. Why should Mimi be one of many? This year she righted the situation. This year Mimi was Goldilocks. Full Story

November 1, 2012 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2012 13:47:31 November 1, 2012 13:47:31

To the “QWAGS” Muffy, Puppy P, and Chazza who is pregnant with Baby Flake with love from Brella -- let’s see if FATMINGO takes off. According to you all this is the definition of FATMINGO: an arrogant, paunchy twat of a guy from the office with a penchant for pink shirts and wearing sunglasses on his head on casual Friday even though he’s a saggy 45 and clearly not a mountain biker/surfer. Full Story

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Twilight is about to be right up in your face, even more so than usual, for the next 3 weeks. But it’s the last time...right? Well, sure, until they reboot that sh-t in oh, let’s give it 6 years or less. Or until the Twi-Hards transfer their crazy over to Fifty Shades Of Grey.  Read Full Intro

Halloween Roundup

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2012 22:39:02 October 31, 2012 22:39:02
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Sarah Michelle Gellar at her daughter Charlotte’s school today with ears and a skull shirt. Christina Aguilera took her son Max trick-or-treating. Is that how big he is now? Gwen Stefani and Zuma were out for Halloween in London having just arrived from Los Angeles. I love this kid. Full Story

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Porny Medieval Milkmaid?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2012 18:57:23 October 31, 2012 18:57:23

I dunno. What would you call it? Jessica Simpson’s freeloader is, I think, some kind of Braveheart. (As IF.) The child is a cute little chicken. The mother... As usual it’s a contrast in porny opposites: Little girl hair in two ponytails... All kinds of tits spilling over. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2012 18:37:58 October 31, 2012 18:37:58

Gene Hackman will f-ck you up (Dlisted)

Sofia Vergara’s wardrobe malfunction is now a Halloween costume (Too Fab)

Some random grabbing another random’s ass (The Superficial)

Zac Efron is prettiest at the Lakers (Just Jared)

Sofia Vergara for Kmart (Hollywood Tuna)

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden hug (Pop Sugar)

Daddy Simpson was a sugar daddy (Cele|bitchy)

Kelsey Grammer’s newborn went to the Playboy Mansion (Evil Beet Gossip)

None of these costumes involve pants (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Miranda Kerr’s purple underwear (Hollywood PQ)

Benedict Cumberbatch goes for Oscar as the “fifth Beatle”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2012 18:12:49 October 31, 2012 18:12:49

THR is reporting that Benedict Cumberbatch has signed on to play Brian Epstein, the late Beatles manager widely considered to be responsible for taking the band to superstardom, “the man who threw the biggest party of the 1960’s, but ultimately forgot to invite himself”. Full Story

Getting “Mossed”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2012 17:35:46 October 31, 2012 17:35:46

Kate Moss covers the new issue of Vanity Fair. I’ve been obsessed with Kate Moss for a long, long time. Some would say this is wrong. That’s she’s the wrong sort to be obsessed with. I get it. But the word “icon” is tossed around too often now. It’s tossed around too often for models. Full Story

Disney steps in, Star Wars safe at last

Sarah Posted by Sarah at October 31, 2012 16:58:04 October 31, 2012 16:58:04

Long-time victim of serial creator abuse, Star Wars, the plucky and beloved hero of generations of moviegoers, is reported to be in serious but stable condition at Disney Pictures in Burbank, California after Disney boss Bob Iger announced that, after being informed of the extent of abuse occurring at George Lucas’s remote Skywalker Ranch, he has successfully managed to break Star Wars away from the cycle of victimization and degradation it has suffered over the years at Lucas’s hands. Full Story