Baby drives a fast car

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2013 19:58:04 May 28, 2013 19:58:04
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Will Smith had it right in Summertime (I love that jam): Every moment frontin’ and maxin’ Chillin’ in the car they spent all day waxin’ Leanin’ to the side but you can't speed through Two miles an hour so everybody see you I mean, unless you’re on a race track, why city-drive a nice car like it’s a race? Come on, half the reason you’re buying it is because you want people to see you in it. Full Story

The Hangover slow motion walking

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2013 19:18:48 May 28, 2013 19:18:48

Besides Bradley Cooper’s hair, my favourite part of The Hangover 3 comes at the end, when Todd Phillips montages together all the shots of the guys slow motion walking from the entire franchise. Can’t remember what song he cut it to but it looks good. They slow motion walk down the hotel corridor in the first movie. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2013 18:58:46 May 28, 2013 18:58:46

Does this look better or worse than a Ninja Turtle? (The Superficial)

Beyonce’s ass is untouchable ... and it should be! (Dlisted)

Oh yeah? says Adam Levine to Leo DiCaprio (Too Fab)

This appears to be Kristen Stewart’s breakup uniform (Pop Sugar)

Mr (Cele|bitchy)

Tom Cruise Jr has a new girlfriend! (Just Jared)

Hayden Panettiere’s selfie bikini (Hollywood Tuna)

Stacy Keibler forgot to zip (Amy Grindhouse)

Good shorts on Kate Beckinsale (Popoholic)

Bad dress, no surprise, on Bai Ling (Go Fug Yourself)

Leo’s new toy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2013 18:08:42 May 28, 2013 18:08:42

But isn’t it? Isn’t Victoria’s Secret Leonardo DiCaprio’s personal toy factory? Apparently he has a new one. Her name is Toni Garrn. They spent the weekend together. Click here to see some pictures. This, I suppose, is part of why he couldn’t make it to Sydney to promote Gatsby? But that’s kind of endearing, non? Bless him, after all these years, and so many of them down the runway, Leo still worries there will be a shortage of VS Angels. Full Story

Perry, Mayer, Pattinson: Coincidence or Conspiracy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2013 17:53:17 May 28, 2013 17:53:17
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Click here if you missed the update on the Robert Pattinson-Katy Perry article I posted earlier. As noted then, PEOPLE reported that Pattinson and Perry were supposedly seen together at a wedding in Santa Barbara, and then that post went missing. Full Story

Zoe in love in Capri

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2013 17:22:44 May 28, 2013 17:22:44

It was reported a couple of weeks ago that Zoe Saldana is dating an artist called Marco Perego. These photos certainly confirm it. They spent the weekend in Capri, very romantically. Check them out dancing and kissing and nipping on the street. I like a man who doesn’t mind carrying a woman’s purse for her. Full Story

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Rob Lowe’s Dr Plastic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2013 15:54:49 May 28, 2013 15:54:49

Did you watch Behind The Candelabra? I’m going to keep harassing you about this. Anyway, Rob Lowe, one of Hollywood’s most well-aged faces (is this irony? I never know), played Liberace’s plastic surgeon Dr Startz. Dr Startz did a lot of rich faces back then. Lowe’s performance was hilarious if not sliiiiiightly extra. Full Story

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Career Prospectus: Joshua Jackson

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 28, 2013 15:20:35 May 28, 2013 15:20:35

Click here for previous installments of Career Prospectus. Every time we do one of these career prospectuses (prospecti?), we get a bunch of requests for Joshua Jackson. I know from this site and others that he is a popular Celebrity Person, but for the life of me, I cannot figure out why. Full Story

Monday, May 27, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Ostriches and gold rings. That’s all I keep seeing, awake or asleep. And now I can’t separate Liberace from the Bluths. So that was Sunday, how was yours? Also, how come I can’t buy a Haliburton Teen t-shirt online yet? Record breaking box office for Memorial Day weekend thanks to Fast & Furious 6 which, I guess, is why production is already underway for a 7th movie in the franchise.  Read Full Intro