Those loving Royals!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2012 18:54:35 August 2, 2012 18:54:35
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I don’t need to write too much here, do I? Prince William and his Catherine watched Team GB take gold today in the team spring AND break a world record. Look at them celebrating! With an embrace! See? Royal Olympic Fever! It is ON. Look how delightfully animated they are. Full Story

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Of course.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2012 17:46:14 August 2, 2012 17:46:14
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This article would normally be posted to LifeStyle. But she put so much effort into overdressing, the least I could do was to give her the spotlight. That is, after all, the point, non? Kate Beckinsale at the Total Recall premiere last night. Of course. I would like it more if that wing wasn’t sticking up towards her face. Full Story

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Hint from Posh?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2012 17:07:36 August 2, 2012 17:07:36

Victoria Beckham just tweeted this photo of a tricked out microphone with the caption: Look what I found!! As you know, there’s been a lot of talk about a Spice Girls reunion at the Closing Ceremony - click here Full Story

The Jessica that Jessica wants to be

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2012 16:31:02 August 2, 2012 16:31:02
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Here’s Jessica Biel last night at the premiere of Total Recall. It’s what I call aspirational dressing. And, curiously, her sartorial approach mirrors her professional one. The Jessica that Jessica wants to be and the Jessica that Jessica actually is, they are not the same. What you see here, this dress and the shoes and the accessories, while certainly a beautiful idea, it’s not the right idea for Jessica Biel. Full Story

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How long before he starts tweeting about her tits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2012 15:33:22 August 2, 2012 15:33:22
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Katy Perry has marvellous ones. And, well, John Mayer isn’t exactly known for under-sharing. So it’s true then - Katy and John are officially a thing now, seen leaving Chateau Marmont together last night in his car, clearly ready to go public. You can imagine how much that would have swollen his dick, right? No Shame Face for John Mayer this time! John Mayer adds yet another babe (I hate this word but it’s fitting here) to his long list of babes including Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly, Jennifer Aniston, and Taylor Swift. Full Story

Hot Harry bites his nails while Will & Kate wave!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2012 15:12:05 August 2, 2012 15:12:05
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Prince Harry was at the pool yesterday. Look at him biting his nails. He’s really getting into these Games, non? At gymnastics earlier this week I thought he was going to have a breakdown. God I love it when he leans in a chair. Even if he does seem a little chubby right now, especially in that side shot. Full Story

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August 2, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2012 14:39:51 August 2, 2012 14:39:51

Caroline Baday was a regular reader of this blog for a few years. She would email every few months or so and the last time I heard from her was in February to share her amusement that Hamish Bowles was posing as hard as Victoria Beckham in these photos Full Story

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Who is your favourite face so far from London 2012? For me definitely Zulfiya Chinshanlo who set a new world record in the clean and jerk the other day. Look at those eyes! It’s only Day 5 and I already miss the Olympics.  Read Full Intro

Princess Serenity finds a substitute

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2012 20:23:15 August 1, 2012 20:23:15
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The last time we checked in with Her Highness of Serenity, Charlene of Monaco, she was busy being grossed out by her husband, Prince Albert. Remember that CBS interview? And remember when she took on a totally different demeanor around the pool, all flirty-ish with the South African swimmer? Click here Full Story

Michael Fassbender’s well cut suit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2012 20:05:56 August 1, 2012 20:05:56
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Michael Fassbender is shooting The Counselor in London. He was photographed today looking very smart on set in a beautifully cut suit. Believe it or not, I didn’t initially see what you no doubt saw immediately. It’s just... my eye goes elsewhere. To the shoulders, to the waist, to how the pants hang at the bottom. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2012 19:36:11 August 1, 2012 19:36:11

The Sexiest Elephant Man Alive? (Dlisted)

Catherine of William is better dressed than Diane Kruger? (Too Fab)

I very much want to be best friends with Snoop Lion (The Superficial)

Fashion killed Victoria Beckham’s smile (Just Jared)

Paulina Gretzky shows her cleave but not on social networking this time (Hollywood Tuna)

My ma the Squawking Chicken would really be into Matt Damon’s gold chain (Pop Sugar)

Katy Perry wants to be courted, hard (Cele|bitchy)

Daniel Craig as Bond, shirtless by the pool (Towleroad)

Gisele’s baby bump on the beach (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Johnny Depp is going from Chanel to GUESS? Please. (Hollywood PQ)