JLo’s “lead choreographer”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2012 16:40:13 May 3, 2012 16:40:13
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Like I’ve always said, JLo’s sh-t is too predictable. As we all expected. Casper Smart has been officially hired to work on her summer tour. He has been promoted from backup dancer to choreographer. Or, if you ask him, the “lead choreographer”. Apparently Casper has been shooting his mouth off telling people that he is the head dance director on JLo’s stage. Full Story

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Twilight is over in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2012 15:33:45 May 3, 2012 15:33:45
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That’s the end of Twilight in Vancouver. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson completed work on reshoots for Twilight 5 yesterday in Vancouver. They left right away, early this morning, practically on the first flight, like they couldn’t wait to bail out of Canada. Things have indeed always been kinda bullsh-t for them here with Twi-Hards stalking the hotels and swarming the restaurants. Full Story

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Gwyneth’s flying blazer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2012 15:06:15 May 3, 2012 15:06:15
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Gwyneth Paltrow arrived at LAX from London yesterday in maybe my favourite outfit of the week. And that’s a 10 hr flight! But it’s this blazer. And the perfect wash and fit of her jeans. And how effortless it is for her, at 5 ft 10, to stroll off a plane looking, you know, like she hasn’t really thought about it and, of course, totally perfect. Full Story

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May 3, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2012 14:41:39 May 3, 2012 14:41:39

To Craig from your wife Nikki because you changed your entire schedule so that she could fly to Iowa and then made the upgrade happen AND looked after the boys. Here are your girls Minka Kelly, Tina Fey, and Marion Cotillard. Also - get well soon Granny! Good Luck AJ! I am hoping HARD that you get the nursing placement you’ve requested. Full Story

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Dear Gossips,

My ma is still recovering. She’s making great progress learning how to walk again but obviously the mobility isn’t what it used to be. So she can’t hit the casino every day. Maybe just two or three times a week. In between days are for resting.  Read Full Intro

Beckham Birthday Meals

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2012 22:08:47 May 2, 2012 22:08:47

Remember Victoria Beckham’s birthday a couple of weeks ago and she tweeted a photo of her birthday “cake” which was actually a birthday fruit platter because, obviously? Today is David Beckham’s birthday and he just posted a few pictures on his Facebook including a shot of his birthday breakfast and. Full Story

Upstaged by grandma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2012 21:43:44 May 2, 2012 21:43:44
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Scarlett Johansson received her star on the Walk Of Fame today. The guest of honour: her grandmother Dorothy Sloan. Dorothy Sloan knows. Clearly. And look at the steezy patterned trim along the edge of her v-neck. Badass, right? Dorothy was certainly the brightest star, and certainly one you can’t outshine, but Scarlett, Scarlett did good today too. Full Story

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Liam shops for the dog

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2012 20:17:50 May 2, 2012 20:17:50
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Last week Sasha and I were going back and forth over email about Harry Styles. She’s not into his teen acne. I told her it’s not like I wanted to do more than giggle with it or anything. Which then led to a discussion about our (imaginary) gay math violations. Hers is pro skateboarder Ryan Sheckler who actually might actually meet gay math guidelines, Sash, I think you’re in the clear. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2012 19:19:03 May 2, 2012 19:19:03

Lindsay Lohan sings better than this. F-ck you Samantha Ronson for making me say that. (Dlisted)

Look at the background. Is it skeeving you? Because....HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN??? (The Superficial)

Cameron Diaz cried over her hair... but really it was A-Rod (Just Jared)

The tat and the tit are a great combination, non? (Hollywood Tuna)

Gwyneth Paltrow wears a great raincoat with her kids in London (Pop Sugar)

A collection of celebrity bikini Twitter shots (Celebslam)

Another designer sh-ts on Princess Kate’s style (Cele|bitchy)

White trash naming really makes my life (Celebuzz)

Kate Upton in bride panties (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Shaki mixing prints...perfectly (Hollywood PQ)

Brange Legoland

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2012 18:54:45 May 2, 2012 18:54:45
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The Brange is now in England. They’ve been spending time just outside London. Here’s Brad Pitt with his youngest Knox at Legoland today. Or did he come out before Vivs? What’s the story on that Brangelunatics? I heard that the Branges were actually all there at Legoland, the children, and Angelina too, although I’m not sure if the paps were able to shoot every single one of them. Full Story

VH1 Cumby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2012 18:22:11 May 2, 2012 18:22:11
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Benedict Cumberbatch appeared on VH1 this morning to promote the second series of Sherlock premiering in the US on PBS on Sunday. (You can buy them all on iTunes.) This is for all you horny Cumby fans including Sarah from Cinesnark who’s really into his voice. Full Story