The Call from Dad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2012 18:26:09 September 27, 2012 18:26:09
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Have you started infantalising your parents yet? They say that it’s inevitable: you become the parent, they become the children. I will never know what it is to worry for a child (and I won’t insult you parents with a comparison to my dogs since I know how you hate that) but I do know very well what it’s like to worry for my parents. Full Story

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Slum Love in Poland

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2012 17:26:55 September 27, 2012 17:26:55
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Jennifer Lopez is performing in Poland this week. Here she is out on a run with members of her entourage including the Slum Lover, Casper Smart. We’re coming up on the one year anniversary of their...togetherness. Or least what we think would be the one year anniversary of their...togetherness. Full Story

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Ewan McGregor and The Impossible

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2012 16:53:33 September 27, 2012 16:53:33
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Sorry I got a late start, but there are some wordier articles coming later as soon as I get back from the studio and get my sh-t together. Please enjoy a quick post on Ewan McGregor at the San Sebastian Film Festival today where he is promoting The Impossible. The Impossible received some very strong reviews coming out of TIFF. Full Story

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Sons Of Anarchy and Parenthood so far

Duana Posted by Duana at September 27, 2012 15:46:03 September 27, 2012 15:46:03

Even though there’s a whisper going around that nobody’s watching the fall TV premieres and oh God, what does that mean, it’s actually early in the season and most shows haven’t got off the ground just yet.  The ones that had early-September launches then need to make some big moves so they can still have your interest when the newer shows start. Full Story

September 27, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2012 14:53:46 September 27, 2012 14:53:46

Ann! HAPPY 40th BIRTHDAY! How did it go yesterday? Everything ok? Would Timothy Olyphant help? You’re right about that kiss in Catch & Release (terrible movie). Wishing you a wonderful new decade! And for Robin - Happy Birthday! I see your point about Johnny Depp maybe not being great for Winona Ryder anymore because of all the necklaces and bracelets. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2012 19:14:36 September 26, 2012 19:14:36

Sorry I’m jamming out early today but I’m going to play golf because I’m a year older and, as Sarah from Cinesnark always says, it’s a sport for geriatrics. And please, please let nothing break while I’m out on the fairway because if that’s the case, I will indeed leave and come back and report on it. Until then I leave you with H7 Beckham being chunky and SO F-CKING CUTE with her dad.

Sasha’s into bootights for your booties in Lifestyle.

The Blue Ivy Carter would destroy Jaden Smith even with a bottle in her mouth (Dlisted)

Madonna supports Obama, but she can’t even get that right (The Superficial)

Again, f-ck off.  And stop it (Too Fab)

Jennifer Aniston sings for the sick kids (Just Jared)

One more use for the ipdad: a camel toe cover (Hollywood Tuna)

Penelope Cruz in vintage Versace (Pop Sugar)

What Kristen Stewart does when there’s no dumpster to jump into (Cele|bitchy)

Listen to Rihanna’s Diamonds (Towleroad)

Kylie Minogue’s asscrack (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Michael C Hall’s new girlfriend – is it true that she has a Winona Forever tattoo on her arm?  (Hollywood PQ)
 

Cilla is the Evil Queen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2012 18:46:13 September 26, 2012 18:46:13
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Priscilla Presley will be playing the Evil Queen in the Snow White pantomime at the New Wimbledon Theatre beginning in December so f-ck off Julia Roberts and Charlize Theron. Here she is with her castmates, including Professor Flitwick, at the photocall in London today. Remember when Priscilla met Elvis when she was 14 and he was not close to being 14 at all? I feel like this might be a recurring theme today too. Full Story

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Oh look who was an asshole

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2012 17:58:16 September 26, 2012 17:58:16
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Leave it to that f-cker Justin Timberlake to break my couples streak today. But I couldn’t resist with this after Sue sent it over. As mentioned earlier, JT played in the Celebrity Scramble yesterday at Medinah during Ryder Cup week. He is the US Team’s Ryder Cup Ambassador. In other words, he’s there to represent the side, to honour the game. Full Story

The Asian Celine & Rene?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2012 17:04:01 September 26, 2012 17:04:01

Um, so, in continuing with our couples trend today... Have you heard about these two? Akama Miki is 12, a Canadian child model and, evidently, aspiring singer. Zhang Muyi is 24, a Chinese pop star. HuffPo just ran a story today that they might be in love. Full Story