Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2012 19:31:38 June 11, 2012 19:31:38

Heads up Vancouver - the photos from the SMUT Soiree last week will be posted by the end of day today.

Jenny McCarthy grew a full bush. That means exactly what you think it means. (Dlisted)

Lifetime says they’re not cheap. Lindsay Lohan’s just stupid. (The Superficial)

I like it when Freida Pinto swears (Just Jared)

This is becoming a serious problem: why can’t Julianne Hough find some proper clothes? (Hollywood Tuna)

The douchiest looking shirt Prince William has ever worn (Pop Sugar)

Scroll down and see if you can now tell the difference between Ellen Barkin and Melanie Griffith (Cele|bitchy

Cory Monteith’s “date night” (Socialite Life)

The dude who wrote Christian Bale’s biography should do a re-write of Fifty Shades Of Grey (Celebedge)

Miley Cyrus spilling out of a corset (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Jennie Garth looks way better here than she did at the CMAs (I'm Not Obsessed)

Reese in a tent and a new rep

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2012 18:59:31 June 11, 2012 18:59:31
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Fame/Flynet

Well this kinda slipped under the radar... But first - Reese Witherspoon and husband Jim Toth were in Austin this weekend for Matthew McConaughey’s wedding. They recently worked together on Mud. Did Reese sleep in one of the tents and use a luxury portable toilet? Who gives a sh-t about the wedding menu? There are other more important details I wish these people would provide. Full Story

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Kiki & Garrett in NYC after he auditions

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2012 18:24:51 June 11, 2012 18:24:51
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Tom Meinelt/Splash

Kirsten Dunst and Garrett Hedlund were in New York yesterday. God he is so much hotter now that he’s with her. I can’t stop saying this... And here’s your Catching Fire update: I’m told that Hedlund auditioned for the part of Finnick in Catching Fire for director Francis Lawrence about 10 days ago. Full Story

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Shrug: Madonna’s touring nipple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2012 17:58:25 June 11, 2012 17:58:25
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Splash

Madonna performed in Turkey on Saturday night. During the show she took off her shirt, played around with her bra strap, and then peeled back her bra cup to reveal her right nipple. It’s a great looking nipple, sure. But it’s also a move she’s been dropping for so SO many years. How fresh can it be? At the SMUT Soiree in Vancouver last week, there was a question from the crowd about Madonna from a longtime fan of hers who wanted to know WHY she’s just not bringing it anymore. Full Story

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Blake Lively: the prude who bakes in couture

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2012 17:35:35 June 11, 2012 17:35:35

Blake Lively covers the new issue of Marie Claire in time to promote the upcoming Savages. The image they chose to front the magazine definitely does not match the pictures inside the pages. She’s gorgeous in the rest of them, a total showstopper. Why do they do this? It happens often. Mega ass-kissing as you’d expect. Full Story

Blake vs Jessica

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2012 16:52:18 June 11, 2012 16:52:18
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WENN

We’ll get to Blake Lively’s Marie Claire interview soon. Right now I want to focus on a Marios Schwab dress she wears in the magazine which, I think, is the same one Jessica Chastain had on at the Tonys last night. A curious coincidence because Duana and I both hated it on Jessica and it was Duana who noted that she appears to be one of those “one size too small” girls, a problem that Blake also has and for a refresher on this, please click here Full Story

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One Question Answered

Duana Posted by Duana at June 11, 2012 16:42:50 June 11, 2012 16:42:50
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Courtesy AMC

Mad Men Season 5 finale episode 13 recap I really wondered why they had cast Alexis Bledel as the object of Pete's misplaced affection. She's the right age, of course, and has that slightly other-era look, but I'm so used to Mad Men actors being utterly new to me (Elisabeth Moss was totally unrecognizable as far as I'm concerned) that it seemed incongruous. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan vs Porsche

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2012 16:03:11 June 11, 2012 16:03:11
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Fame/Flynet

Let this be a warning for those of you in the industry half-cocked to hire Lindsay Lohan: she is (still) unhireable, and likely always will be. So she’s driving on the Pacific Coast Highway the other day in a rented 911 Porsche 2012. Smashes into a truck. Claims it wasn’t her fault. Full Story

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Harry doesn't get a +1?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2012 15:25:43 June 11, 2012 15:25:43
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Bauer, Steve Finn/Splash

Oh I'm sure he does. It just wouldn't be prudent. After all, it's enough of a spotlight grab when he, his brother, and his sister-in-law show up anywhere, let alone if he were to bring a date. Harry, Will, and Kate showed up this weekend to a relative's wedding. Will hit up a club later on that night with his boy Guy Pelley. Full Story

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Prometheus mostly worked

Sarah Posted by Sarah at June 11, 2012 14:58:19 June 11, 2012 14:58:19
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Fame/Flynet

I said last week that I wasn’t really feeling the Prometheus hype, that sci-fi isn’t really my bag and I was struggling to get interested in it despite a top-notch cast. But I also thought that, because I wasn’t on the crazy hype wagon, I might actually get to enjoy it because I wasn’t expecting a transformative movie experience. Full Story

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Matthew McConaughey marries

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2012 14:23:29 June 11, 2012 14:23:29
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Fame/Flynet, Breedo/Deano/Splash

Matthew McConaughey married Camila Alves this weekend on his property in Austin, Texas. She is the mother of his two children. They’ve been together almost 7 years. McConaughey is 42. I love that this is his first time. And because it’s his first time, I think they might make it. Naive? (PS I heard a story recently that a bride-to-be, while picking her dress, said to her friends - it’s my first wedding so I can wear white. Full Story

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