DON’T FORGET ABOUT MIMI

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2012 14:01:56 April 27, 2012 14:01:56

It’s been a year since Will and Kate married. There will be several tv specials commemorating the event this weekend. This will likely overshadow a much more important anniversary. On April 30th, Mimi is celebrating 4 years of marriage. As they do every year, she and Nick are renewing their vows. This time they’re doing it in Paris. Full Story

Remembering The Dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2012 13:52:21 April 27, 2012 13:52:21
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Wenn, Dan Kitwood/Pascal Le Segretain/Chris Jackson/Getty

If you’re in London, you can actually remember The Dress at Buckingham Palace where they have it on display. I’m as royal whorey as the next person but I’m not sure about queuing for hours just to walk past something I can see, with perfect detail, online like a million times. Also it seems spooky. But how do you feel about the McQueen gown a year later? Sarah Burton was seen sneaking into Kate’s hotel the night before for final adjustments. Full Story

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April 27, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2012 13:38:53 April 27, 2012 13:38:53

Claudia! I know you’re scared. And I know it SUCKS. Brandy and the entire family, they are loving you so much. Think of today as the first day towards ending the sucking. While I know it’s hard to be happy right now, I’m attaching a video that will give you 2 minutes of amusement. Hopefully we can turn those 2 minutes into something much longer. Full Story

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Dear Gossips,

“Every tart in London was getting in.” -Princess Margaret, sister of Queen Elizabeth, on why they put an end to the Season, when debutantes would spend months presenting themselves for marriage. What do you suppose Margaret would think of Pippa Middleton?  Please tell me you’ve watched the BBC three part documentary The Diamond Queen, featuring exclusive interviews with several members of the Royal Family including William and Harry, in honour of the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2012 21:00:01 April 26, 2012 21:00:01

Rushing to catch a flight to Toronto now. My ma has a really important doctor’s appointment tomorrow. And then she wants to hit the casino. Priorities, right? Sorry about the shorter day. Back tomorrow with a royal love explosion.
 
Sasha’s into retro bathers and Diane Kruger’s Derek Lam in LifeStyle

 
Lindsay Lohan was late for Glee and now she’s probably going to get that teacher fired (The Superficial)
 
Is Jen upset about the Brange engagement? This is the funniest analysis you will read about that situation. (Dlisted)
 
Britney can now officially be told what to eat, drink, wear, and buy by her fiancé. (Celeb|itchy)
 
JLo clashes gold on gold (Hollywood Tuna
 
If only we could all go to meetings dressed the way Young Hollywood goes to meetings (Pop Sugar)
 
Salma. Milk. (Just Jared)

The ongoing thinnification of Ashley Greene (Popoholic)
 
Ray-Ban is gay inclusive (Towleroad)
 
So the Beliebers have named Justin’s penis. Is it Beaver? (Evil Beet Gossip)
 
Why Is jury member Camilla Belle still gets sent a lot of clothes (Go Fug Yourself)

Superhero Heights

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2012 20:17:15 April 26, 2012 20:17:15
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Fernando Leon/Getty

Chris Hemsworth, Channing Tatum, and Joe Manganiello all showed up at an event last night. Hemsworth, as you know, is the god Thor. So he’s a beast. I mean, this is a tall guy. But look at him next to Manganiello! He becomes average-sized. And Channing Tatum, sandwiched between them, who isn’t exactly little, is like the little brother. Full Story

Party with Gwyneth, Beysus, and Jakey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2012 19:25:40 April 26, 2012 19:25:40
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Turgeon/Steffman/Splash, INF

Beyonce went to a private (obviously) party last night in New York. Jake Gyllenhaal was there too. What do Beyonce and Jakey have in common, aside from a love of show tunes?Gwyneth Paltrow, of course. And she was there too. In a white blazer over black pants with bright shoes and great neck-wear. She really does wear the sh-t out of a jacket, non?Earlier in the day, G went out for lunch all fancy in a grey suit and black pumps. Full Story

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Patronising Cameron Diaz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2012 17:23:18 April 26, 2012 17:23:18
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WENN

A-Rod was asked about Cameron Diaz in a new interview. “I don’t like talking about my relationships, but I will tell you about CD: She’s probably one of the greatest human beings I’ve ever met, and just an amazing light.” Which means he totally dumped her ass, messed with her head and her heart, and is now patting her on the head, like, what we had was good, girl, but what we had is over; you need to move on now. Full Story

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Mila doesn’t really answer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2012 16:41:35 April 26, 2012 16:41:35
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Fame/Flynet

Mila Kunis and her Shame F-ck Ashton Kutcher spent last weekend together in a small sleepy California town. She’d previously denied that there was anything going on between them so you can imagine the “Ohhhhh sh-t” in her head when the paps found them and started shooting. Mila was in Vegas the other day for CinemaCon and Ben Lyons slyly found a roundabout way of throwing the Ashton question in her face. Full Story

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Leo the villain

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2012 16:31:05 April 26, 2012 16:31:05

Entertainment Weekly has the first look at Quentin Tarantino’s highly anticipated Django Unchained starring Jamie Foxx as a slave liberated by Christoph Waltz and their efforts to free Foxx’s wife, Kerry Washington, who’s held at a plantation owned by a sadistic f-ck played by Leonardo DiCaprio. Full Story

Wallet chains make you straighter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2012 15:44:47 April 26, 2012 15:44:47
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Fame/Flynet

There was a party for Barbra Streisand last night in Malibu to celebrate her 70th birthday. Katie Morosky is 70! Here are John Travolta and Kelly Preston leaving at the end of the night. So...is that a wallet chain coming out of his jeans? This is the sh-t I wish Johnny Depp would cut out of his wardrobe. Full Story

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