Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2012 19:19:15 April 23, 2012 19:19:15

Sasha’s answering cold-footed brides and people with sketchy friends in LifeStyle

Jennifer Aniston weed must be the best sh-t ever because goddamn Chelsea Handler is addicted to her (Dlisted)

What happens one day when H7 doesn’t want her mother to be her stylist? (Pop Sugar)

JESSICA SIMPSON IS STILL PREGNANT, OK? (The Superficial)

OMG. Did Zac Efron just break up with Leonardo DiCaprio? (Just Jared)

See now why can’t Stacy Keibler style her hair like this on red carpets? (Hollywood Tuna)

Busted: LeAnn Rimes told the paps to come at the wrong time (Cele|bitchy)

Now we’re whoring our ears (Socialite Life)

One of Tom Cruise’s daughters is trying to escape... to Skid Row. Guess which? (Celebedge)

Kate Upton, the Sports Illustrated girl, is wearing clothes that fit this time. But WHY are they so ugly??? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Ben Affleck looks hot. And has a lot sh-t to get done - check his devices - when Violet is dancing (I'm Not Obsessed)

Pink wedding wellies!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2012 18:29:04 April 23, 2012 18:29:04
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I wrote a couple of weeks ago, click here for a refresher, that we were expecting Carey Mulligan’s wedding. And it happened on Saturday at a farmhouse in England. Marcus Mumford is her husband now. It rained, as it does over there, that day so - according to Us Weekly Full Story

It's not Karl's muse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2012 18:23:26 April 23, 2012 18:23:26
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Remember when entertainment outlets were trying to sell us on Katy Perry's romance with Karl Lagerfeld's muse, the beautiful Baptiste? And we were like, um, that's not actually possible? I really wish they’d stop insulting us when they try to make up stories. It’s really offensive. Katy is not dating Baptiste. Full Story

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Orange Sherbet

Duana Posted by Duana at April 23, 2012 18:07:50 April 23, 2012 18:07:50
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Mad Men Season 5 Episode  6 recapI don't mean to start with a rant, but I need cable companies and AMC to get it together. PVRing Mad Men is an exercise in frustration, and even when it's noted as 1 hour, 5 minutes, that doesn't help if everything starts late.  Could we fix this already?  Or do we have to go back to the antiquated practice of watching the show in real time? Heh. Full Story

I can get engaged too!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2012 16:46:03 April 23, 2012 16:46:03
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You didn’t think Jennifer Aniston would let the Brange engagement go by without getting in on the action herself, did you? After all these years, and all these salvos back and forth, and still their respective supporters insist it’s not about the tit for tat. It’s always about the titting and the tatting! And they do it to each other!     A week after the world lost its mind because Brad Pitt finally proposed to the Jolie, Gossip woke up this morning to a story on TMZ Full Story

Hot Harry’s bad hair day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2012 16:16:14 April 23, 2012 16:16:14
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What? It’s true. I’m sorry. Hot Harry was at the London Marathon yesterday and, well, I don’t think I’ve ever seen his hair look so... fuzzy? It has the texture of a small furry animal. Or a perm gone wrong. Something. I wonder if he’s not trying to spread it around too much, so as to cover his thinning spots. Full Story

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All the Brange at the beach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2012 15:44:54 April 23, 2012 15:44:54
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Right after confirming their engagement last week, the Brange went on holiday to the Galapagos Islands. Here they are on the beach on Saturday, as their yacht bobbed in the ocean nearby. Brad went in the water with Miss Zahara. Maddox snorkelled. The Jolie, in a black hat, played with the others. The Chosen One Shiloh ran around with an umbrella drawing in the sand. Full Story

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It’s not Quarth, it’s Qarth

Duana Posted by Duana at April 23, 2012 15:31:40 April 23, 2012 15:31:40

Game of Thrones Season 2 Episode 4 recapI'm starting to get the goosebumps, and not just because we're finally going to see the terror or bliss that is Harrenhal.  Things are moving, finally, although I could never have predicted where…Rainstorm.  Lannister soldiers debate who's going to win the war of kings, if only so they can insert a joke about how Loris Tyrrell has been “stabbing” Renly Baratheon without killing him, so how good a killer can he be?  Har de har. Full Story

April 23, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2012 13:56:48 April 23, 2012 13:56:48

Happy Birthday to V from B! B is thrilled about your co-ed sleepovers and has decided to spare you this year of seeing Andrew Garfield, your brother lookalike, on this post. Instead - here are RDJ, Jon Hamm, and Robb Stark. Enjoy!  Martina! Happy Birthday from Stacey who wishes you a successful trip to New York. Full Story

Friday, April 20, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Despite really sh-tty reviews, Zac Efron’s The Lucky One is expected to open at the top this weekend with as much as $20 million, unless it’s taken over by a late-surging Think Like A Man, so, you know, totally representative of what women want at the movies these days. And I’m actually not being sarcastic.

It’s interesting to me that Efron keeps looking for his Titanic. Titanic made his mentor Leonardo DiCaprio a mega, mega heartthrob which, ironically, is a professional title he’s spent the rest of his career trying to shake off. Still, Leo wouldn’t have had the luxury of doing everything else he gets to do if not for the massive success of that movie. These days people don’t make Nicholas Sparks movies for “art”. They do it for entirely different career objectives. This is what Zac Efron has decided he wants to be.

Is he?

I can’t decide.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey