November 22, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

November 22, 2011 15:19:33 Posted at November 22, 2011 15:19:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Kelly with love from Vanessa who says you’d enjoy some Russell Brand and Jesse McCartney. Well that’s a random three-way...  Full Story

Monday, November 21, 2011

Dear Gossips,

I always get panicky on award show nights about how to cover the event on the blog the next day: what to write, how early to get up, if I’ll have enough time to post all the photos/videos/noteworthy moments. This is how I was feeling about half an hour before the American Music Awards after seeing my ma for dinner and settling in at Duana’s last night in Toronto.  Read Full Intro

You’re lucky if you’re going to New York

November 21, 2011 22:00:07 Posted at November 21, 2011 22:00:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I have no plans to be in New York before the end of the year. But if I did, one of the first items on my checklist would be to see Alan Rickman on stage.He’s performing in Seminar at the Golden Theatre playing Leonard, a literary icon teaching a private writing class and favouring some students over others. Full Story

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Baby Gatsby

November 21, 2011 21:15:01 Posted at November 21, 2011 21:15:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Clint Brewer/Splash, Jason Merritt/Getty

Another problem with the American Music Awards last night? Um, totally not enough Justin and Selena. What’s the fixation? As Sasha wrote to me over bbm last night - it’s like we’ve been invited along on their prom date, ok? And the theme at the AMAs was The Great Gatsby.I’m 16 years old, I love high school movies, especially if there’s dancing, and right now I am looking at him looking at her and It’s. Full Story

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She wasn’t the worst...and her breasts

November 21, 2011 20:16:49 Posted at November 21, 2011 20:16:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Oliver S Wolf/Splash

Katherine Heigl presented at the American Music Awards last night. And while Heigl can normally be counted on to look the worst on these occasions, surprisingly, she wasn’t. Like, at all. In fact, this may have been one of her better showings.Or am I just getting blinded by her tits? This is the kind of hold-up-your-breast situation that results in the old “did she get them done” discussion. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

November 21, 2011 19:16:39 Posted at November 21, 2011 19:16:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please note: many of you have emailed today about Blake Lively in that ugly ass Marchesa dress. Those pictures were already posted early this morning in LifeStyle. Also in LifeStyle, Sasha’s giving it to a possessive friend, straight up.

JLo’s single gyrations (Dlisted)

Christina Aguilera gets jammed in her dress (The Superficial)

Kristen Stewart leaves the apartment of love (Pop Sugar

Beyonce rejects Gwyneth’s husband (Celebedge)

So it’s been a few months since you’ve seen Taylor Momsen dressed inappropriately... (Hollywood Tuna)

Royal blue on Salma Hayek (Just Jared)

Not feeling Viggo here at all (Cele|bitchy)

Orlando Bloom is staying here (The Travel Presse)

Ashley Greene bores you again on the cover of Spanish Esquire (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Beyonce goes from not wanting people to know she was pregnant to pretty much blasting us with it all the time (I'm Not Obsessed)

Prison Bride’s back on the balcony

November 21, 2011 18:06:28 Posted at November 21, 2011 18:06:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Pascal Le Segretain/VALERY HACHE/Getty

Remember when Charlene of Serenity had to kiss Prince Albert on the balcony of the palace right after their civil ceremony and she looked like she wanted to end her life? Here, let me attach a photo to remind you, just in case that memory isn’t strong enough in your mind. Well she was back on the balcony this weekend for Monaco National Day celebrations and this time she managed to control her nausea. Full Story

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H7’s first championship

November 21, 2011 17:43:00 Posted at November 21, 2011 17:43:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Bauer, Splash

David Beckham led the Los Angeles Galaxy to an MLS championship last night in front of his wife, his parents, his sons, and his baby girl Harper Seven. It was the crowning achievement on an investment that keeps paying off. Did you know that 600,000 jerseys were sold in his first year with the team, he was the primary reason behind an increase in ticket sales, and was the key factor in the team’s lucrative tv agreement? This is why he’s the top earner among all footballers in the world even though he plays in a league where the skill level is nowhere near that of its European counterparts. Full Story

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Katy Perry: all girls no boy

November 21, 2011 16:51:49 Posted at November 21, 2011 16:51:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Jason Merritt/Kevork Djansezian/Jeff Kravitz/AMA2011/Getty

What I did enjoy about the American Music Awards last night is how all the girls - Nicki Minaj, Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, and Katy Perry - seemed to enjoy hanging out with each other, shouting out each other, being goofy together. I also really like the way Taylor Swift sings the words to every one else’s songs. Full Story

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Oh so it’s love now, is it?

November 21, 2011 16:08:01 Posted at November 21, 2011 16:08:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Stacy Keibler continues to be allowed to tweet. And more and more, she’s allowed to tweet about HIM. With pictures.How’s this? Keibler is a Baltimore Ravens fan. George Clooney cheers for Cincinnati. They went head to head yesterday for a big AFC North showdown. Keibler and Clooney were at the game. And Stacy was eager to share that with her followers: You kno its love when your boyfriend has elbow surgery 2 days ago and takes u to a #ravens game. Full Story

Hot Harry on a Horse or on a Hog?

November 21, 2011 15:34:27 Posted at November 21, 2011 15:34:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This the sh-t I love about Will and Harry Wales - that Hot Harry on a Horse, 3rd in line to the Throne, would actually care about not having to pay for drinks, like somehow this is a consideration in his life. And clearly it is!As you know, Hot Harry is off in America for helicopter training. It was already expected that at some point, he’d hit up Vegas. Full Story