February 15, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

February 15, 2012 15:11:02 Posted at February 15, 2012 15:11:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Aisha! I’m told you’re a WAG in training. And that tonight you’ll be in Vancouver to cheer on Tyson Barrie #41 and the Colorado Avalanche. Have a great time with Victoria and while I won’t wish outright against the Canucks, I will hope that Tyson gets a lot minutes, several shots on net, and definitely at least a goal. Full Story

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Dear Gossips,

I asked my ma last night at dinner what she was doing today. She said if her throat feels better she’s getting on the bus to go to the casino. Now THAT is romance.Thank you so much for your comments yesterday re the Grammy and BAFTA articles.  Read Full Intro

Happy Valentine’s Day with Taylor Kitsch & Alexander Skarsgard

February 14, 2012 22:32:54 Posted at February 14, 2012 22:32:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Taylor Kitsch and Alexander Skarsgard were at a toy fair yesterday promoting Battleship. Good way to end the day? I really, really want to end the article, just like that. But... I also can’t keep my mouth shut. And, well, here’s the thing about dudes standing next to Alexander Skarsgard: he’s so f-cking tall that even average height men seem totally emasculated. Full Story

Happy Valentine’s Day with Taylor Swift & Gwyneth Paltrow

February 14, 2012 21:06:25 Posted at February 14, 2012 21:06:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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No? It can’t all be sweetness and light, can it? Found these shots of Swift & GOOP, which totally should be a new line of salad dressing, at the Grammys the other night and thought, you know, that you might want to take a break from the love and hearts this afternoon for some teeth grinding hate. Full Story

Feverish Smash

February 14, 2012 20:45:56 Posted at February 14, 2012 20:45:56
Duana Posted by Duana

Smash Season 1 Episode 2 recapWelcome to the Smash review, slightly feverish edition. I say that because I am, and I hope you’ll excuse any typos, but also that’s how this week’s episode felt.  A little bit manic, which isn’t surprising, given the break-neck speed of the show. So the battle between the good little corn-fed virgin (I know, I know. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

February 14, 2012 20:25:47 Posted at February 14, 2012 20:25:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mega shoe porn over in LifeStyle

Marine animal almost kills Shakira (The Superficial)

The Mighty Oprah is actually...failing at something??? (Dlisted
Megan Fox...vampire-ish (Amy Grindhouse)

Rose McGowan’s dress looks... kinda cheap (Hollywood Tuna)

Coconut necklaces are about all JLo can expect (Pop Sugar)

Michael Pitt looks good here with scruff (Just Jared)

Is Jessica Biel trying to hide her ring? (Popoholic)

Rossum thinks it’s sweet when a guy imitates and episode of Friends (Celebuzz)

I couldn’t watch this video...but if you have the steel heart for it, go ahead (Towleroad)

I really, REALLY love this dress on Christina Hendricks (Go Fug Yourself)

Tickled by Billy Bob

February 14, 2012 18:50:16 Posted at February 14, 2012 18:50:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’ve been sitting next to Sasha the last few days which always makes me extra crude. Oh haven’t I mentioned? Sasha is quite possibly the crassest sh-t ever. She’s artful about it. But that doesn’t mean it’s dirty.So...Here’s Billy Bob Thornton at the Berlinale last night and all I can picture from that grossness on his chin is being tickled by it. Full Story

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The Beautiful Man In The World punches and runs

February 14, 2012 18:21:32 Posted at February 14, 2012 18:21:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What did I tell you about the kind of man who wears these kinds of caps? It’s a douche cap. And Nate Naylor, better known as Scarlett Johansson’s boyfriend, sounds - and looks - like a douche bag. According to Gawker, Nate was at a bar in December where he ran into his ex-girlfriend and her current partner. Full Story

House of Boredom

February 14, 2012 18:14:28 Posted at February 14, 2012 18:14:28
Duana Posted by Duana

House of Lies Season 1 Episode 6I did a terrible thing recently.  I read some spoilers of this show, a couple of episodes on.  So maybe this is why I found this episode so bland – it’s not where I know the show’s going. Or maybe it was the premise, set up at the beginning. That what happens when they’re at home in LA is boring, marking time, until they go back on the road on Monday mornings. Full Story

Jen, Paul, and Justin’s bush

February 14, 2012 18:03:20 Posted at February 14, 2012 18:03:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Let me get this out of the way first:Justin Theroux is the third star of Wanderlust after the leads Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd. Being as he’s also - and mostly - Jennifer’s boyfriend, he’s now generating some interest from media for profile interviews in support of the movie. There’s a piece on him in NY Mag, and, well, the photo that accompanies the article includes a glimpse at his bush tip. Full Story

Happy Valentine’s Day with Pitt Porn

February 14, 2012 17:07:02 Posted at February 14, 2012 17:07:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey
GERARD JULIEN/Pascal Le Segretain/Andreas Rentz/Getty

I love seeing Brange sit at a dinner table together. They have such sexy body language.After the BAFTAs, Brad Pitt flew back to Germany to be with Angelina Jolie and together they attended the Cinema For Peace gala at the Berlinale last night where she was honoured for her film In The Land Of Blood And Honey. Full Story

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