Breaking: GOOP is not cleansing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2013 21:01:29 January 10, 2013 21:01:29

It’s like... I don’t even know you anymore. How is it the New Year and Gwyneth Paltrow isn’t detoxing? At least that’s what she says in her latest newsletter, something about wanting to continue with her pasta and cheese. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2013 20:12:57 January 10, 2013 20:12:57

Sasha finds plaid pants and smoking loafers in LifeStyle

Shame on those who wronged Charles (Dlisted)

Rerun: Lindsay Lohan stole something (The Superficial)

Watch John Travolta explain his Christmas fontrum (Too Fab)

This pantsuit is a good look on Lena Dunham (Pop Sugar)

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson’s f-ck schedule (Cele|bitchy)

Busy asked and Michelle said OK (Just Jared)

Rosario Dawson in a bikini (Hollywood Tuna)

I like what Justin Timberlake’s wife just did there (Towleroad)

Jealous of this back stretch -- mine is so tight (Popoholic)

A grey Anna Wintour and a greyer Stella McCartney (Go Fug Yourself)

 

Everyone’s a hijacker today

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2013 18:55:44 January 10, 2013 18:55:44

God I wish I could see Beyonce’s ego take a dump on Justin Timberlake’s face. If Pips had pulled that slink-away pussy sh-t on Beysus the way he did with Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl, he would not have got off so easy. B also made an announcement today, hijacking the Oscar nominations. Full Story

Pipsqueak hijacks the Globes too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2013 17:49:18 January 10, 2013 17:49:18

This motherf-cker... I guess it makes sense. There are trailers for movie trailers these days. So of course. OF COURSE he would hijack Oscar nomination day, promising an announcement only to announce that something else is happening in 3 days... Which just happens to be when the Golden Globe Awards are taking place. Full Story

RDJ shills for Naomi Watts

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 10, 2013 17:11:35 January 10, 2013 17:11:35
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Wenn, Michael Buckner/ Frazer Harrison/ Getty

Naomi Watts, now confirmed as an Oscar nominee for Best Actress, has been quietly campaigning for The Impossible, and it’s paid off by landing her the trifecta—SAG, Golden Globe and Oscar nominations. So can she win? As Lainey pointed out, Watts has an advantage Full Story

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George & Rande share everything

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2013 16:09:12 January 10, 2013 16:09:12
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Scott Harrison/ Getty

George Clooney and his best friend Rande Gerber are now in the tequila business together. Their label is called Casamigos. And they’ve released the first ad featuring themselves and their women... For many years, Rande’s woman has been Cindy Crawford. For not even two years George’s woman has been Stacy Keibler. Full Story

Pipsqueak: It had to be today?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2013 15:48:06 January 10, 2013 15:48:06

It’s Oscar nomination day. Oh look who HAD to be included somehow. Look who HAD to hijack the occasion by whipping his dick out at the party for all the attention. Please. Who else? Justin Timberlake tweeted this last night: "Thursday, January 10th, 2013 at 9:01 am PST. Full Story

Benh > Ben

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2013 15:35:35 January 10, 2013 15:35:35
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Kevin Winter/ Getty

Argo received 7 Oscar nominations today including Best Picture. So Ben Affleck, who is listed on the official producer list, along with George Clooney, has an invitation. But what he really wanted, though he probably won’t admit it, was the Best Director acknowledgement. And they said, nope, not yet. Full Story

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The People love Jen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2013 15:08:58 January 10, 2013 15:08:58
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Michael Buckner/ Christopher Polk/ Getty Images

What would the People do if a year went by and Jen wasn’t in a movie? The People would find a way. And the People were smart to kick off the show last night with an all-time favourite. She went to Kimmel and he opened his first week out front in the new time slot, beating both Letterman and Leno. Full Story

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Taylor’s revenge dress and Harry’s jacket

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2013 14:50:32 January 10, 2013 14:50:32
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WENN

There were a few reasons Taylor Swift had to make a wardrobe statement last night at the People’s Choice Awards: It was her first red carpet since breaking up with Harry Styles and Katy Perry, who’s dating her ex, and appears to be very happy about it, was there too. It doesn’t mean that Taylor and Katy despise each other, of course not. Full Story

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