One week - you ready?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2012 21:00:36 May 31, 2012 21:00:36
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The Euro 2012 opening ceremony happens a week tomorrow. You ready? My Italian friends become mega crazy aggro during these events. Yes Lorella, and Laura, I mean you. Here’s Fernando Torres on holiday with his family before the big tournament. Torres’s place on the team was questionable for a while there and was only secured with great play towards the end of the league season. Full Story

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Pink chucks and love at the French Open

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2012 19:36:37 May 31, 2012 19:36:37
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After two weeks in Cannes, Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson showed up in Paris today at the French Open. She wore pink chucks. He was in leather loafs. And he, as always, is so totally into her. Maybe not out in the open like this? It’s only fair, right? Or are they so cute they get a pass? It’s the ones with his hand on her neck that make it too intimate. Full Story

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Charlize Theron: Blonde & Blue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2012 19:19:41 May 31, 2012 19:19:41
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Someone must have had a good night’s sleep. How old is Jackson? Do they get through the night without waking up at that age? Because Charlize Theron looked super fresh tonight in London at the Prometheus premiere. I don’t love the sparkly dress on its own. But clothing tends to become something different when she wears it. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2012 18:41:35 May 31, 2012 18:41:35

Not going to lie - I blew my brain load on two long articles today so while I’m posting the rest of the afternoon, it’s  probably not going to be too wordy. Also my ma now thinks I’m going to be targeted by the Chinese government and her major concern about this is not my safety but HERS, and whether or not they’ll let her back in there to buy ginseng next year.

Sasha finds Gisele’s trainers in LifeStyle

Look out: Ebola Paris Hilton is out for fresh strange. Why not Gerard Butler? (The Superficial)

Where do these two even meet? (Dlisted)

Why am I the only person who’s into Tom Cruise in eyeliner? (Celeb|itchy)

People even care about sisters of famous people who post bikini Twitter pics (Hollywood Tuna)

Oh Christian Bale I love it when you smile (Pop Sugar)

What’s happening here with Kristen Stewart’s hair? (Just Jared)

Jessica Alba’s flight hat (Popoholic)

Kristen Stewart on sex tapes (Evil Beet Gossip)

I like this shirt and I’m not maternity (Trendmill)

What’s worse? This dress or that a no-name is wearing it? (Go Fug Yourself)

The Lonely Prince

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2012 17:37:59 May 31, 2012 17:37:59
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Having already seen the BBC’s The Diamond Queen, Katie Couric’s royal special was actually kinda meh. What else is Will to say when asked about his mother? That Diana would not have wanted to meet Kate? He’s to be king one day. Of course he wants to have children. Does he have a choice? More interesting, always, is what happens with Hot Harry. Full Story

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Thom, Jonny, and Joaquin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2012 17:10:18 May 31, 2012 17:10:18
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Paparazzi photos of Thom Yorke and Jonny Greenwood to end the month! Radiohead plays two shows in Newark tonight and tomorrow. Here they are walking around New York enjoying their down time. Joaquin Phoenix meanwhile was in LA yesterday, shooting his new movie at the beach. It’s a Charlie Kaufman and Spike Jonze project. Full Story

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Zhang Ziyi was paid?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2012 16:30:07 May 31, 2012 16:30:07
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Many of you have been emailing about this story. To truly appreciate it though, maybe a general  backgrounder on what it means to be a Chinese entertainer...? There’s a reason my ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken, thinks actresses are whores. It’s because in Chinese Asia, they almost always are. Full Story

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Cory, Lea, Vancouver, sushi, Audi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2012 15:31:03 May 31, 2012 15:31:03
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Lea Michele flew in to Vancouver from London yesterday to see her boyfriend Cory Monteith in his home town. He took her for sushi in Kitsilano. In his Audi R8. Which he drove all the way from LA? That's a lot mileage. And a romantic road trip on the way back! Maybe stop for a few nights on the Oregon coast? Jacek is always trying to talk me into camping there. Full Story

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Tipsy & Engaged

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2012 14:29:59 May 31, 2012 14:29:59
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Newly engaged Keira Knightly was out in London last night with her fiance James Righton. They went for dinner at the Wolseley. Great Yorkshire pudding there. If you're in London, you have to go, if only to admire what it looks like. And it looks like Keira and James were celebrating...if the shots in the taxi are any indication. Full Story

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Snow White And The Huntsman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2012 13:53:46 May 31, 2012 13:53:46
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It’s a gorgeous-looking movie. It certainly does what it can to appeal to both genders, the acting is solid if not spectacular, and there is enough modification on the classic to make it surprising at times, but it could definitely use some tightening. This movie does not need to be over 2 hours. Full Story

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May 31, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2012 13:42:37 May 31, 2012 13:42:37
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Happy 30th Birthday Sarah! Lesley can’t wait to see you in July when she can properly thank you for having her back over the last year. Have a great time in Scotland! And for Sara, the brand new owner of a MiniVan but who’s vowing to never become part of the Majority - as you know, it’s more about a state of mind. Full Story