Thursday, October 4, 2012

Dear Gossips,

New celebrity mother headlines are becoming my Hate-Read, particularly the ones on PEOPLE.com. It’s the most prosaic sh-t and still, for some reason, somehow it’s not only considered news, it also generates the highest number of views.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2012 21:16:33 October 4, 2012 21:16:33

It must be Fall because Sasha’s finding berets and sweaters in LifeStyle.

Oprah’s pretty good at doing the JLo/Robert Pattinson open-mouth (Dlisted)

From MTV to...stripping! Congratulations! (The Superficial)

Cameron Diaz: THIS is the result of all of Gwyneth Paltrow’s personality work? (Too Fab)

Anne Hathaway’s wedding band (Pop Sugar)

Oh look, a bad angry drunk! And for some reason, women can’t resist him (Cele|bitchy)

Ashley Greene’s pink sack dress (Just Jared)

I’m still waiting for Winona Ryder and Rachael Leigh Cook to play sisters (Hollywood Tuna)

OK I love this song. And I love the random dancing in her video. It feels... a little old school Madonna to me, non? (Pink Is The New Blog)

God, these shorts are so little...and yet they don’t seem super little on her (Popoholic)

Greta Gerwig in a dress that certainly does not reflect her talent (Go Fug Yourself)

Justin Timberlake: new album, no charity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2012 20:06:00 October 4, 2012 20:06:00
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Splash

Click here if you missed my post the other day about Shriners Hospitals for Children breaking up with Justin Timberlake ostensibly because he “disappeared”. Curiously, veteran entertainment reporter Roger Friedman used the same word - “disappeared” - today in an article about the Justin Timberlake Foundation. Full Story

JLo, Statham, and that ring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2012 19:02:08 October 4, 2012 19:02:08
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Splash, FameFlynet

Let’s talk about Parker first. Parker is the movie Jennifer Lopez did with Jason Statham. A trailer has just been released and there’s a lot to laugh at, none of it intended that way. And immediately too, starting with Statham’s introduction. HE IS NOT PLAYING A CHARACTER. That’s. Full Story

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Here we go

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2012 17:44:03 October 4, 2012 17:44:03

I am about to board a flight back to Vancouver right now and I’ve written a couple of articles that will be posted soon, but I just wanted to make sure before I go offline for five hours that you all check Nicki Minaj’s Twitter before it gets pulled down.  She’s going hard at Mimi. Full Story

Pitch Perfect Is Perfectly Named

Duana Posted by Duana at October 4, 2012 17:01:24 October 4, 2012 17:01:24
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Let me tell you a little something about joy. You may think you know joy, but you do not. Because you have not had a major motion picture written expressly for your own enjoyment, such that you might giggle and squeal and kick the back of your seat with recognition of jokes written for you alone. Full Story

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Blanket Watch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2012 15:37:39 October 4, 2012 15:37:39
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FlynetUK /FAMEFLYNET, KCS /Splash News

You know how I feel about BumpWatch: it’s an insufferably unreliable form of gossip reporting and besides, how can we argue about promoting healthy body types when we accuse women of pregnancy if they migrate healthily from a size 0 to a size 2? Blanket Watch on the other hand... Blanket Watch, as non-physical camouflage, now that might be a more accurate gossip indicator. Full Story

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Johnny Depp ‘s Tonto might not be a joke

Sarah Posted by Sarah at October 4, 2012 15:16:12 October 4, 2012 15:16:12

Gore Verbinski’s The Lone Ranger has been something of a cursed movie. Pre-production budget wrangling turned into on location over-spending, an already long shoot fell behind schedule, and, tragically, a member of the crew died in an accident on set. It just doesn’t get worse than that. Full Story

Granny is Sanctuary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2012 14:16:05 October 4, 2012 14:16:05
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Astrid Stawiarz/ Getty Images

Keith Urban was in North Carolina yesterday for Idol auditions where, as reported earlier, the situation was a lot less tense than it was the day before. Next stop: Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Only Keith had to quick-fly over to New York first to be with his wife. Here he is at her side at the New York Film Festival Nicole Kidman Gala Tribute last night but really just a jerkoff opportunity for The Paperboy since this happened in New York and you’d think, given her career, a lot more people would have shown up if it actually meant something but it only ended up being Lee Daniels and some of the people involved with The Paperboy and not even Zac Efron or Matthew McConaughey. Full Story

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The Problem with Being the Girl Next Door

Maria Posted by Maria at October 4, 2012 14:01:12 October 4, 2012 14:01:12
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WENN

Jessica Simpson has just come off her major Weight Watchers push – it’s still too early to tell whether it was a successful endorsement for either brand, but that’s just one deal. Simpson is a lifestyle juggernaut. And her entire empire is predicated on one idea: Jessica’s fans can have exactly what she has – clothing, shoes, perfume, jeans, sunglasses, and even her weave (remember Hairdo? Full Story

Nicki vs Mimi and her resumé

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2012 13:38:18 October 4, 2012 13:38:18
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WENN

There was no throw-down yesterday in North Carolina during Idol auditions. TMZ reports Mimi and Nicki Minaj decided to chill themselves out, supposedly “embarrassed” that their scrap was made public. It’ll be a temporary peace. Nicki is young; she’s not yet learned that sometimes you have to eat it and wait for a bigger score later on. Full Story