Slum Love on National Television

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2012 18:07:12 July 17, 2012 18:07:12
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You want to make yourself feel good after your divorce and f-ck around with a 25 year old little dancer, fine. Me I would have picked someone slighter taller, more attractive, to serve that purpose but your eyes are clearly bugged so...fine, fine on that point too. But don’t give him a career. Full Story

Suri sees her dad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2012 17:39:04 July 17, 2012 17:39:04
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First shots of Tom Cruise in New York with daughter Suri, formerly Little Sci. He’s not seen her since Katie Holmes told him via her lawyer that she didn’t want to be married anymore. Supposedly, according to their divorce agreement, the GMD is not to teach Suri the ways of Xenu. How do they monitor this? Can they monitor this? I imagine that’s what the Nanny Clause was for, in addition of course to having an anchor person consistently grounding the child as she learns about her new life spent in two separate homes. Full Story

James runs to Jessica

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2012 16:37:50 July 17, 2012 16:37:50
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Here’s James McAvoy on the New York set of The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby yesterday. He runs, then he’s tired. I haven’t read the script but since it’s kind of sort of a romance let’s pretend for now that he’s rushing home to prevent her from leaving. Will he make it? Well, if this were a Chinese movie he would arrive home to her dead body; we don’t like happy endings. Full Story

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Katie Holmes from Bountiful

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2012 15:45:07 July 17, 2012 15:45:07
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Bountiful is a small town in British Columbia, Canada. Of polygamists. I mean, it’s FAMOUS for the polygamy. Anyway, Duana made this brilliant observation yesterday about Katie Holmes’s hair: “I am seriously one to talk, but that long, never-tended hair on both of them feels kind of sister-wife in and of itself. Full Story

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Anthony Mackie is super

Sarah Posted by Sarah at July 17, 2012 15:31:42 July 17, 2012 15:31:42
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Following up the reveal of Captain America 2’s official title, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, THR announced exclusively that Anthony Mackie is in talks to join the franchise as Falcon, Steve Rogers’ modern-day friend and partner, who will help him face off with The Winter Soldier, his presumed-dead 1940s BFF, Bucky. Full Story

They don’t know your fiancée

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2012 14:55:20 July 17, 2012 14:55:20
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Harvey Weinstein moved the release date for Lawless because he’s expecting Tom Hardy to be a major star after The Dark Knight Rises even though Hardy, presumably, spends the entire movie behind a mask. Fine. The thing about Tom Hardy is that he gets way more hype within the industry - every actor, director, writer, producer he works with basically goes full on public erection when talking about his talent - than he does outside of it. Full Story

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July 17, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2012 14:22:57 July 17, 2012 14:22:57

Happy Birthday Tammy with love from Patti who requested for you some Mark Ruffalo “looking tall if possible” and his polar opposite Joe Manganiello who takes a LOT of pictures with his shirt off, did you know about this? And for Rebecca aka Girl Friday - congratulations on all your success with the store and the collection! Is that you modeling all your own designs on the website Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2012 22:40:35 July 16, 2012 22:40:35

If Aretha Franklin and Mariah Carey were both judges on Idol I might actually make love to my television (Dlisted)

Madonna adjusts the colour to accommodate her 50s (Too Fab)

This is why people get kicked out of Comic-Con for masturbating in the toilets. They spend all year in their mother’s basement and then this happens. (The Superficial)

Who’d you rather: Mila Kunis with Ashton Kutcher, or Mila Kunis with James Franco? (Just Jared)

Julianne Hough joins this summer’s bikini brigade (Hollywood Tuna)

It’s still love for Naomi & Liev (Pop Sugar)

Porsche wants you to know that Lindsay Lohan, again, is full of sh-t (Cele|bitchy)

Horny Supernatural fans go wild at Comic-Con (Socialite Life)

Oh look. You caught me just walking around wearing not that much (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Rihanna on holiday in Italy (I'm Not Obsessed)

The best ass at Comic-Con goes back to Blade

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2012 20:33:47 July 16, 2012 20:33:47
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Dylan was at Comic-Con. He messaged me a photo of Jessica Biel’s shelf ass when she walked by him on the carpet. It’s extraordinary. Even more extraordinary is that I’m really into what she’s wearing here. That’s a great skirt. And those are great neon pumps - Brian Atwood. Full Story

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