Chicken Fried Princess gets a message from bed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2012 15:19:01 May 28, 2012 15:19:01

“Daddy will love me if I agree to be on this show. Jason, my fiancé, will love me even more if I agree to be in this show. Jason will be there, holding my hand. Jason is smiling at me and nodding his head in encouragement. I’m doing a good job. I’m making him proud of me.” - This is what I wrote last week in an article about Britney Spears’s first day on X Factor auditions, having bailed halfway through the day, incapable of getting through the job without several long “breaks”, and no doubt a booster handful of pills and some sweet-talking, both administered, presumably, by Jason Trawick, her fiancé and conservator who must now resort to video messages taken in bed, and posted on the internet as a public proclamation of his pride and love so as to keep his ward motivated. Full Story

The most boring Cannes OF ALL TIME

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 28, 2012 15:11:57 May 28, 2012 15:11:57
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I really can’t remember a less interesting Cannes Film Festival than the one that just happened. Maybe it’s because Angelina denied us the opportunity to be LEGGED again, or maybe it’s because the weather sucked over there and everyone stayed inside, actually watching movies, but there was a lack of crazy Cannes stories. Full Story

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Bieber cracks?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2012 14:34:38 May 28, 2012 14:34:38
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Justin Bieber has pretty much owned the world the last 2 years. And through it all, including what amounted to a bogus paternity claim, Team Bieber has never wavered - not a stumble, not a break in stride, not a crack in the facade. But it happens to all of them. You know. When they start that young and when it happens so fast, it will always happen to all of them. Full Story

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May 28, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2012 14:05:32 May 28, 2012 14:05:32
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For Shannon who misses Champ - of course you do, and I imagine you always will. I can’t even imagine how much. Especially after 12 years of pure love. But then again, those were 12 years of pure love, weren’t they? Unfortunately there are actually no new shots of Kate Middleton and/or Posh with David and H7. Full Story

It doesn’t go with Chanel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2012 20:10:43 May 25, 2012 20:10:43
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Joshua Jackson paid $45K for a necklace for Diane Kruger the other night in Monaco at a charity event. They are not engaged. Last night Diane wore Chanel at amfAR. She did not wear her gift. It doesn’t go with the dress. And these wardrobe decisions, they are made weeks in advance. I’m serious. Full Story

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Beyonce at work...tonight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2012 19:57:58 May 25, 2012 19:57:58

Beyonce kicks off the first of four performances in Atlantic City tonight. I SO want to be there. Have you seen Beyonce perform live? I’ll say this: if you’re not interested in the experience, you can’t call yourself a student of pop culture. There are only a few entertainers of this calibre that come along in a generation. Full Story

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Vamping for her boyfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2012 19:35:05 May 25, 2012 19:35:05
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Kristen Stewart was rather vampy the other day on the carpet in Cannes for the premiere of her film On The Road. Tonight she took it to another level to support her boyfriend, seen here with his best friend Tom Sturridge, in red and side-breasty for Cosmopolis at the Palais, extending the stretch of bliss that Twi-Hards have been enjoying during Bella and Edward’s tour of the Croisette. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2012 18:27:01 May 25, 2012 18:27:01

The most embarrassing press release ever (Dlisted)

Kanye’s girlfriend keeps wearing clothes that are 6 months too late (The Superficial)

What happens to lips that have been injected when they get pregnant? (Just Jared)

Selena Gomez not wearing (much) makeup in a bikini (Hollywood Tuna)

Anne Hathaway and fiancé: matching hair matching scarves (Pop Sugar)

Kate Middleton is cold and desperate? (Cele|bitchy)

Yeah, Jada’s dress was way too much for daytime (Trendmill)

Heidi Klum pole dancing (Hollywood PQ)

Footballer wives are joining the “I have a great body look at it on Twitter” parade (Kickette)

What Rashida Jones is wearing and SO true about Zooey Deschanel (Go Fug Yourself)

Kylie Minogue: Holy Motors & Timebomb

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2012 17:41:15 May 25, 2012 17:41:15
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Holy Motors was my favourite film of Cannes 2012. What’s it about? I don’t actually know. It’s a giant mind f-ck that I can’t wait to see again and again. We can love what we can’t understand, can’t we? Kylie Minogue is in it. And Eva Mendes. Does that make you mad? That Eva Mendes is involved in something (good) that people keep talking about? People are predicting Holy Motors will win the Palme d’Or. Full Story

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Jennifer Lawrence: Down Time In London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2012 16:30:11 May 25, 2012 16:30:11
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Jennifer Lawrence was photographed on Wednesday with her boyfriend Nicholas Hoult in London. They were on their way to see a show. Cute, right?It’s been a busy stretch for Lawrence. For a long time, actually. You know about The Hunger Games. And she’s been working with Bradley Cooper on a film called Serena. Full Story

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