April 11, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2012 13:33:36 April 11, 2012 13:33:36

Love and gratitude to everyone at Bridgepoint Health. My ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken, is starting to walk again. Last week she walked across the casino floor. In a Juicy Couture track suit. So, you know. Can you imagine the patience of the rehabilitation team treating her for 5 months? Please click here Full Story

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Amanda Bynes’s dad says she wasn’t drunk at the time of her arrest. And she may not have been. Just like she insists she wasn’t fired from Hall Pass a couple of years ago and left production due to scheduling conflicts. Scheduling conflicts usually arise when actors have multiple jobs.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2012 20:00:15 April 10, 2012 20:00:15

Hayley’s tapering for Boston and Colin Farell’s in sweats in Philadelphia in LifeStyle
 
For Kanye it’s never enough. Which is probably why he and she are perfect for each other. (The Superficial)
 
Every parenting article gives me a headache. Seriously. So I mean this sincerely, parents. It’s a tough ass job you are doing, especially when there are apparently a thousand ways to do it, good God. (Dlisted)
 
Penelope Cruz is SO beautiful. And hates LA too. (Celeb|itchy)
 
New but you’ve seen it before: Lindsay Lohan writhing on a bed (Hollywood Tuna)
 
The Evil Queen Julia Roberts still has it on the beach (Pop Sugar)
 
Chloe Moretz had a shoe party with Blake Lively (Just Jared)
 
Halle Berry wearing the sh-t out of a plain old white t-shirt (Popoholic)
 
Kit Harington won’t do a weave (Towleroad)

Quirky Girl doesn’t want kids (Amy Grindhouse)
 
They’re right - this seems like it’s too much altogether, non? (Go Fug Yourself)
 

Uncle Leo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2012 19:00:19 April 10, 2012 19:00:19
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310pix.com, Tasos Katopodis/Jacob Andrzejczak/Noel Vasquez/Getty

Oh look at Uncle Leo being all cute and uncley with Ruby Maguire and her mom Jen in New York the other day. I wonder if Uncle Leo doesn’t feel the way I do about children: love your children, not interested in (having) my own children. I mean, it’s not like Gisele didn’t want babies. And I’m not sure that 22 year old models - his usual dating target - are the most likely candidates for baby-making should a man be ready for the baby-making. Full Story

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The Maddens on the beach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2012 18:21:42 April 10, 2012 18:21:42
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Fame/Flynet

You couldn’t miss Nicole Richie on the beach in Santa Monica yesterday with her husband and kids. How are the ratings for Fashion Star anyway? Last I heard it was hovering around 4 million which isn’t horrible but is far from a runaway hit.God her kids are SO cute, right? I can’t stand it how cute her kids are. Full Story

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Captain America is single in Brazil

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2012 17:26:35 April 10, 2012 17:26:35
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Brayan Celebrity/Splash

Are you ready for The Avengers? Avengers publicity is about to be all up in your face for the next two weeks like everywhere. The Hollywood premiere is tomorrow. Every featured Avenger is expected. And then they’ll likely take turns touring the world. Here’s Chris Evans, Captain America, yesterday in Brazil in a tight shirt and jeans. Full Story

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This was supposed to be Blake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2012 17:07:44 April 10, 2012 17:07:44
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WENN

Here’s Aloof Rooney Mara in New York today working on Steven Soderbergh’s The Bitter Pill. She plays a woman who self-medicates in order to cope with her husband’s upcoming prison release. Her husband is Channing Tatum. Her psychiatrist is Jude Law.As you recall, Mara’s part was originally Blake Lively’s. Full Story

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They won Ryan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2012 16:57:28 April 10, 2012 16:57:28

The marquee auction item at the Covenant House Vancouver annual Night Of New Beginnings gala (hosted by me!) in November was a prize donated by Ryan Reynolds that included two exclusive tickets to the North American premiere of Safe House, in Hollywood, with access to the after-party, a night’s hotel stay, and of course the opportunity to spend a little time with Ryan himself. Full Story

Carey’s imminent wedding?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2012 16:24:00 April 10, 2012 16:24:00
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PCN

What to make of this? The Daily Mail, which is full of sh-t daily, reported yesterday that Carey Mulligan’s hen night happened two weeks ago. Carey is engaged to Marcus Mumford. And, obviously, a hen night usually precedes an actual wedding. Full Story

Who makes them do these things?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2012 16:15:57 April 10, 2012 16:15:57
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SWAP/Splash

It was Kristen Stewart’s birthday yesterday. She’s now 22 which... I’m pretty sure is not a milestone number or anything, at least not in these parts, but whatever. A big ass embarrassing deal was made of it, and it was out of her control.  In honour of Kristen’s Special Day, her Snow White And The Huntsman cast-mates were made to record personalised birthday messages for her. Full Story

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Marilyn's a 'Tomato'. Discuss.

Duana Posted by Duana at April 10, 2012 16:04:41 April 10, 2012 16:04:41
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WENN

Smash Season 1 Episode 10 recapSo the thing is that my PVR brings in the last 90 seconds of Dancing With The Stars.  And I can't criticize that show anymore because it's so much better and more professional than, you know, the people on the show about professional singers and actors. But this week's episode of Smash isn't even really about the ins and outs of being a professional, except inasmuch as you decide how much you like getting yelled at during the course of your job. Full Story

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