Thursday, September 27, 2012

Dear Gossips,

It’s Gwyneth Paltrow’s birthday today. It’s also Avril Lavigne’s birthday. And I used to wave this away as another example of the unreliability of western astrology but I’ve just realised that they’re 12 years apart, which means they’re also both born in the Year of the Rat.  Read Full Intro

Cam & Tom?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2012 21:40:37 September 27, 2012 21:40:37
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WHAT? A ridiculous story appeared in the UK’s Grazia about Cameron Diaz and Tom Cruise. Something about him wanting to be “more than friends”. Jesus. Actually, I could totally picture him saying that to a girl. “Do you want to be more than friends?” Gross. Anyway, Cam and Tom have known each other a while and they’re both in London filming (separately). Full Story

GOOP 40 with Nicole Richie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2012 19:47:56 September 27, 2012 19:47:56
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Today is Gwyneth Paltrow’s 40th birthday. GOOP is marking the occasion appropriately -- with a newsletter dedicated to shopping! Specifically, though, shopping at Hirshleifers in New York which has now launched online. Obviously not Forever 21 prices. Click here Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2012 19:33:27 September 27, 2012 19:33:27

Sasha’s trend report on sweatshirts and leather pants in LifeStyle.

Reese Witherspoon’s newborn son is called Tennessee. Which means he may share a nickname when he gets older with Justin Timberlake who calls himself the “Ten Man”. (Dlisted)

Dina Lohan tells Amanda Bynes’s parents to “just be around”...the way she was when Lindsay was living at the Chateau Marmont? F-ck off! (The Superficial)

Is Kristen Stewart kinda sorta sashay shantay-ing here??? (Too Fab)

SJP Glee photos (Pop Sugar)

Lindsay Lohan’s bloated face does an interview (Cele|bitchy)

Really cute coat on Diane Kruger (Just Jared)

This is what Sofia Vergara means when she says whatever she wears it always ends up looking like Cavalli (Hollywood Tuna)

Kelly Osbourne apologises for her manicure (Evil Beet Gossip)

Salma Hayek’s grey leather dress (Popoholic)

HORRIBLE dress. Horrible, horrible, horrible (Go Fug Yourself)

The Call from Dad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2012 18:26:09 September 27, 2012 18:26:09
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Have you started infantalising your parents yet? They say that it’s inevitable: you become the parent, they become the children. I will never know what it is to worry for a child (and I won’t insult you parents with a comparison to my dogs since I know how you hate that) but I do know very well what it’s like to worry for my parents. Full Story

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Slum Love in Poland

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2012 17:26:55 September 27, 2012 17:26:55
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Jennifer Lopez is performing in Poland this week. Here she is out on a run with members of her entourage including the Slum Lover, Casper Smart. We’re coming up on the one year anniversary of their...togetherness. Or least what we think would be the one year anniversary of their...togetherness. Full Story

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Ewan McGregor and The Impossible

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2012 16:53:33 September 27, 2012 16:53:33
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Sorry I got a late start, but there are some wordier articles coming later as soon as I get back from the studio and get my sh-t together. Please enjoy a quick post on Ewan McGregor at the San Sebastian Film Festival today where he is promoting The Impossible. The Impossible received some very strong reviews coming out of TIFF. Full Story

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Sons Of Anarchy and Parenthood so far

Duana Posted by Duana at September 27, 2012 15:46:03 September 27, 2012 15:46:03

Even though there’s a whisper going around that nobody’s watching the fall TV premieres and oh God, what does that mean, it’s actually early in the season and most shows haven’t got off the ground just yet.  The ones that had early-September launches then need to make some big moves so they can still have your interest when the newer shows start. Full Story

September 27, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2012 14:53:46 September 27, 2012 14:53:46

Ann! HAPPY 40th BIRTHDAY! How did it go yesterday? Everything ok? Would Timothy Olyphant help? You’re right about that kiss in Catch & Release (terrible movie). Wishing you a wonderful new decade! And for Robin - Happy Birthday! I see your point about Johnny Depp maybe not being great for Winona Ryder anymore because of all the necklaces and bracelets. Full Story